Enter one or two keywords to search these Funny Quotes.

Hint: keep it simple, like life twain



Facebook share   Tweet This   Email this

Funny Quotes about Life
Funny Quotes about Life | Funny Love Quotes | Links | About
Search:   A-   B-   Ca-   Co-   D-   E-   F-   G-   H-    I-    J-K-L   M-   N-O   Pa-   Pr-   Q-R   Sa-   Sk-   T-   U-V-W-X-Y-Z

Funny Wonderful Life Quotes
Funny Quotes about Wonderful Life

Let these funny Wonderful Life Quotes from my large collection of funny quotes about life add a little humor to your day.

Happy Birthday!
Today is YOUR day to Dance Lightly With Life.
Have a wonderful day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Might I perhaps win my wings?
I've been waiting for over 200 years now, sir,
and people ARE beginning to talk.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)

We live in a wonderful world that is
full of beauty, charm and adventure.
There is no end to the adventures that we can have
if only we seek them with our eyes open.
- Jawaharlal Nehru

Each man's life touches so many other lives.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)


 

Life is lived in the mists -
little is fully visible, less is certain.
Yet rejoice in the unknowing,
and let all of life be a wonderful adventure.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is wonderful to have Faith,
but don't confuse trust with being gullible.
Balance trust with conscious thought.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Home life's great, man.
The kids are great, happy and healthy.
I've reached this sort of wonderful precipice.
- Ryan Phillippe


Get a Funny Quote of the Day each day by email or in your feed reader.

 Subscribe in a reader -- or
Enter your email address:




Delivered by FeedBurner


Family life was wonderful.
The streets were bleak.
The playgrounds were bleak.
But home was always warm.
My mother and father had a great relationship.
I always felt 'safe' there.
- Robert Cormier

Dear Father in heaven, I'm not a praying man,
but if you're up there and you can hear me ...
show me the way... show me the way.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)

Smile.
Today would be a wonderful day
not to take life so seriously.
Today may end up the way you prefer -
and it may not.
Happiness is not about being a winner -
it's about being gentle with life -
being gentle with yourself.
Let life be a dance,
and choose the kind of
dance you want for today -
perhaps a gentle loving dance.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Every time you hear a bell ring,
it means that some angel's just got his wings.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)

It really does matter when we tell even the slightest untruth.
Even something as well intentioned as
telling someone their ill-finished
hair style looks wonderful will backfire -
certainly karmically, and usually practically.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I didn't want to marry anybody else in town.
I want my baby to look like you.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)

Television is what made It's a Wonderful Life the classic it is today.
- Leonard Maltin

I lived a really wonderful life with this man and even after our divorce,
it was incredible.
- Priscilla Presley

It feels wonderful to be go back to the 1940s and recreate
the whole era through my clothes,
voice and body language.
I am tired of playing the larger-than-life hero.
- Akshay Kumar

The moment the curtain rose on that first ballet,
I knew something wonderful and new had come into my life.
I can still see the first scene.
The ballet was Divertimento No.
15.
- Robert Caro

The band was rejuvenated by that wonderful day.
It breathed new life into us.
- John Deacon

Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale.
- Hans Christian Andersen

I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that I've written for myself,
and so my purpose is to have the utmost fun playing my part.
- Shirley MacLaine

A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later,
when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and
smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see.
- Phyllis Battelle

Life would be so wonderful if we only knew what to do with it.
- Greta Garbo

Life is a wonderful thing to talk about,
or to read about in history books - but it is terrible when one has to live it.
- Jean Anouilh

As you get older, you sometimes feel that it's harder
and harder to get something new and wonderful to come into your life.
- Robert Caro

Field of Dreams is probably our generation's It's A Wonderful Life.
- Kevin Costner

My professional life has been a constant record of disillusion,
and many things that seem wonderful to most men are
the every-day commonplaces of my business.
- Harry Houdini

How could you have had such a wonderful life as me
if there wasn't a God directing?
- Maureen O'Hara

I was just so lucky to have a wonderful life after a tough marriage.
- Lynn Johnston

Great relationships begin with two people who are each
self confident and who come to each other with the openness
to see and accept the other as a unique and wonderful person.
If there is true love and an alignment of fundamental values,
choose to join your life with your new partner
and vow never to criticize their nature -
the essence that makes them uniquely themselves.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There's no life without humour.
It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious,
and it can make tragic moments bearable.
- Rufus Wainwright

July 13, 1954 was the most tragic day of my life.
I had lost my beloved Frida forever.
To late now I realized that the most wonderful part
of my life had been my love for Frida.
- Diego Rivera

I come from a great family.
I've seen family life and I know how wonderful,
how nurturing, and how wonderful it can be.
- Sidney Poitier

I've had the most wonderful life.
- Michael Moriarty

That was a wonderful period in my life.
I mean, I didn't become an artist, but somebody let me do something I loved.
What a luxury, to do something you love to do.
- Amy Tan

If you can make the family life and the music work
together that's wonderful.
If you can make it work.
- Edwin Starr

I had a wonderful childhood, coming from Cincinnati,
and I think that it was great going into the life that I was going to have,
where you have to start young as a dancer.
- Suzanne Farrell

I have always knocked at the door of that wonderful
and terrible enigma which is life.
- Eugenio Montale

I would say my greatest achievement in life right now -
my greatest achievement period is - and I'm still trying to achieve it -
is to be a wonderful father to my kids.
- Bo Jackson

Life could be wonderful if people would leave you alone.
- Charlie Chaplin

At Christmas, 'It's a Wonderful Life' makes me cry
in exactly the same places every time,
even though I know it's coming.
- Nicholas Lea

To me rites of passage through life,
that's a wonderful,
beautiful thing.
- Lance Henriksen

Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life,
as well as the hardest thing in your life.
- Nuno Bettencourt

What a wonderful life I've had!
I only wish I'd realized it sooner.
- Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

My wife is wonderful.
She's one of the people who has changed my life around...
or has allowed ME to change my life around.
- Rob Walton

As I matriculate my way down the field of life,
I will never forget this moment and you wonderful people
who helped make this day possible.
- Hank Stram

I have always looked upon decay as being just as wonderful
and rich an expression of life as growth.
- Henry Miller

I can only say that I have had a wonderful life.
- David Rockefeller

I think it should be ambitious and good music does
deal with life and art and all these wonderful things.
- Jonny Greenwood

I worked with him for ten years until he died and it
was the most wonderful time of my life.
- Mark Oliphant

But if we learn to think of it as anticipation,
as learning, as growing, if we think of the time we
spend waiting for the big things of life as an opportunity
instead of a passing of time,
what wonderful horizons open out!
- Anna Neagle

The greatest of all the Sioux in my time,
or in any time for that matter, was that wonderful old fighting man,
Sitting Bull, whose life will some day be written by
a historian who can really give him his due.
- Buffalo Bill

Short stories are wonderful and extremely challenging,
and the joy of them, because it only takes me three or four months to write,
I can take more risks with them.
It's just less of your life invested.
- Anthony Doerr

This life of ours, this is a wonderful life.
If you can get through life like this and get away with it,
hey that's great.
But it's very predictable.
There's so many ways you can screw it up.
- Paul Castellano

I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living life,
a man who had good friends, fine family -
and I don't think I could ask for anything more than that,
actually.
- Frank Sinatra

I know many Catholics love God with all their heart.
I have genuine respect for anyone who truly has given their life to Christ.
We read about Mother Teresa and what a wonderful example she was.
- Bill McCartney

Well, I've known Elizabeth almost all of her life and almost all of my life.
And I love her with all of my heart and she's always been there for me.
She's a wonderful, wonderful dame.
She's a great lady.
- Liza Minnelli

There are amazingly wonderful people in all walks of life;
some familiar to us and others not.
Stretch yourself and really get to know people.
People are in many ways one of our greatest treasures.
- Bryant H. McGill

A silent man is easily reputed wise.
A man who suffers none to see him in the common jostle and undress of life,
easily gathers round him a mysterious veil of unknown sanctity,
and men honor him for a saint.
The unknown is always wonderful.
- Frederick William Robertson

I had such a wonderful life before drugs and alcohol abuse.
I've got that life back now and plan to keep it.
Maybe I had to go through what I did to get to this point,
to appreciate this life more.
- Harvey Martin

We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs,
and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's
a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane,
and now it is pretty funny - the idea of commentary for a silly kid's movie,
you know?
- Dana Carvey

As a person, he was wonderful.
He really was a great person.
He was full of life.
He had a great sense of humor.
Very talented, of course, but very caring to his parents.
There was a very endearing quality about Elvis.
- Priscilla Presley

Which is a wonderful irony, I have property there.
I go back every chance I get.
One of the main reasons I actually wrote the book,
agreed to write it having never wanted to do that in my life,
very intimidating by the way to write a book.
- Sela Ward

We are at our very best, and we are happiest,
when we are fully engaged in work we enjoy on the journey
toward the goal we've established for ourselves.
It gives meaning to our time off and comfort to our sleep.
It makes everything else in life so wonderful,
so worthwhile.
- Earl Nightingale

I think especially in a world where you have so little
say about what goes on in your life,
or in the politics of the world around you,
it is wonderful to go into that studio,
and tell yourself what to do.
- Suzanne Farrell

Now that I look back on it, having retired from being a reporter,
it was kind of romantic.
It was a wonderful way to live one's life,
just as I imagined it would be when I was 6 or 7.
- Charles Kuralt

I got married about three years ago again to a wonderful German woman.
Her name is Monika and she is beautiful.
She is one of the biggest women Zappa fans I have ever met in my life.
- Jimmy Carl Black

All girls hit that phase where they like the bad boy.
I grew out of that really young and I have a wonderful
guy in my life who's not a bad boy at all.
I like the satiric, consistent nice guy.
- Kristen Bell

One of the most wonderful memories in my life was when
I sang at the Opera House in Sydney.
I will never forget that.
It is one of the most beautiful Houses I have ever sung in my life.
- Nana Mouskouri

I am busier now than I ever imagined I would be,
but I feel blessed in that I have found what I am supposed
to be doing with my life.
It's wonderful to tell stories and have people listen to them.
- Kate DiCamillo

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is,
that I was born.
These are wonderful words.
This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution -
this everlasting living soul,
began.
My mind loses itself in these depths.
- Groucho Marx

Sport is a wonderful metaphor for life.
Of all the sports that I played - skiing,
baseball, fishing - there is no greater example than golf,
because you're playing against yourself and nature.
- Robert Redford


Thank you for visiting: Funny Wonderful Life Quotes - Funny Quotes about Wonderful Life.

Please sign up on the form below to receive
my Free Daily Inspiration - Daily Quotes email.

You can also search my large collection of Funny Quotes.

May the world be kind to you,
and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Sign-up for your free subscription to my Daily Inspiration - Daily Quote email.

Your E-Mail Address:
Your Name:

To confirm your subscription, you must click on a link in the email being sent to you.

Each email contains an unsubscribe link. We will NEVER sell, rent, loan, or abuse your email address in ANY way.


Funny Quotes

 


All materials & writings are copyright © Jonathan Lockwood Huie, except for quotes and other specifically identified material which belong to their respective copyright holders if applicable.