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Sometimes we need the fog to remind ourselves
that all of life is not black and white.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
- Mae West

I wish you a magical white rabbit kind of day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as
it is white is not all that's beautiful.
- Bill Cosby


 

Keep Searching for the Rabbit-Hole with the Magical White Rabbit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I want to be the white man's brother, not his brother-in-law.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Be obscure clearly.
- E. B. White


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Those distractions that turn my attention from
what I thought I was going to do today are not "rat holes";
they are Enchanted Rabbit Holes
with a Magical White Bunny awaiting in each.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To go against the dominant thinking of your friends,
of most of the people you see every day,
is perhaps the most difficult act of heroism you can perform.
- Theodore H. White

The most difficult thing in the world
is to know how to do a thing
and to watch somebody else doing it wrong,
without comment.
- Theodore. H. White

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

Who made the rule that life has to be so serious?
One would think that "life is serious" had been engraved
upon stone tablets to judge from how most lives are lived.
Get a life, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat - dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No one has been barred on account of his race
from fighting or dying for America,
there are no white or colored signs
on the foxholes or graveyards of battle.
- John F. Kennedy

The Negro needs the white man to free him from his fears.
The white man needs the Negro to free him from his guilt.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out
there is white and the best golfer is black.
- Charles Barkley

Be an Original, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat, dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

As a little girl I used to daydream about my real father
coming on a white horse to rescue me.
- Christine Keeler

Hockey is a sport for white men.
Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
- Tiger Woods

I Find A Magical White Bunny In Every Rabbit Hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It was a black and white only computer at the time,
but it kept me fascinated.
- Buffy Sainte-Marie

It is incontestable and deplorable
that Negroes have committed crimes;
but they are derivative crimes.
They are born of the greater crimes of the white society.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

When our thoughts - which bring actions -
are filled with hate against anyone, Negro or white,
we are in a living hell.
That is as real as hell will ever be.
- George Washington Carver

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League
uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
- Erma Bombeck

If you want to make beautiful music,
you must play the black and the white notes together.
- Richard M. Nixon

I detest racialism, because I regard it as a barbaric thing,
whether it comes from a black man or a white man.
- Nelson Mandela

The snow goose need not bathe to make itself white.
Neither need you do anything but be yourself.
- Lao Tzu

The politicians were talking themselves red,
white and blue in the face.
- Clare Boothe Luce

I don't think business news is just for old white men with money.
- Neil Cavuto

The 1st Amendment protects the right to speak,
not the right to spend.
- Byron White

I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.
- E. B. White

I kept my babies fed.
I could have dumped them, but I didn't.
I decided that whatever trip I was on,
they were going with me.
You're looking at a real daddy.
- Barry White

If you make a living, if you earn your own money,
you're free - however free one can be on this planet.
- Theodore White

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
- Bryan White

The flood of money that gushes into politics today
is a pollution of democracy.
- Theodore White

Today is your day to practice whimsey,
skip on the beach, and play with the waves,
watch wondrous cloud animals parade your story,
find a magical white bunny down every rabbit hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I think this is the most extraordinary
collection of talent, of human knowledge,
that has ever been gathered at the White House -
with the possible exception of
when Thomas Jefferson dined alone.
- John F. Kennedy

A vigorous five-mile walk will do more good for an
unhappy but otherwise healthy adult than all the medicine
and psychology in the world.
- Paul Dudley White

Do real life people actually fall in love
with the idea of being in love?
Unfortunately, it is actually quite common.
Someone wants desperately to have
the husband or wife of their dreams.
They visualize the vine-covered cottage
with the white picket fence.
They choose the colors for the nursery.
They design all the aspects of their married life.
A real person stands no chance of measuring up to those fantasies.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Today is my day to practice whimsey,
skip on the beach, and play with the waves,
watch wondrous cloud animals parade my story,
find a magical white bunny down every rabbit hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Power in America today is control of the means of communication.
- Theodore White

Smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole
for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast
and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat -
dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than
half of the people are right more than half of the time.
- E. B. White

Bats drink on the wing, like swallows,
by sipping the surface, as they play over pools and streams.
- Gilbert White

Any appeasement of tyranny is treason.
- William Allen White

You can't get unless you give.
And you have to give without wanting to get.
- Theodore H. White

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve
the world and a desire to enjoy the world.
This makes it hard to plan the day.
- E. B. White

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog.
Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
- E. B. White

All endeavors which are directed to a purely worldly end,
contain within themselves the seeds of their own corruption.
- Theodore H. White

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
- E. B. White

I quit high school on my birthday.
It was my senior year and I didn't see the point.
This was 1962, and I was ready to make music.
- Barry White

The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.
- E. B. White

Children are not simply commodities to be herded into
line and trained for the jobs that white people who
live in segregated neighborhoods have available.
- Jonathan Kozol

I saw a bank of white light, and then I saw all my beloved animals.
For a moment I stepped out of my body.
- Roy Horn

I think the most overused words in our vocabulary in
the South are black and white.
- Artur Davis

Yes, there was nothing else to do to get you high.
I mean, there was, but white kids didn't hear about it.
- Tommy Rettig

My good health is due to a soup made of white doves.
It is simply wonderful as a tonic.
- Chiang Kai-shek

I have only one prejudice in horseflesh -
I do not like a white one.
- Ernest Thompson Seton

I believe very strongly that when it comes to desire,
when it comes to attraction, that things are never black and white,
things are very much shades of grey.
- Brian Molko

The White House is a strange place.
- Marlin Fitzwater

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings.
You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.
- David Letterman

White collar conservative flashin down the street,
pointing that plastic finger at me, they all assume
my kind will drop and die,
but I'm gonna wave my freak flag high.
- Jimi Hendrix

The history of the white man in India really jumped
up and bit me in the neck.
- Roland Joffe

I am going to stop calling you a white man and I'm
going to ask you to stop calling me a black man.
- Morgan Freeman

If forced to choose between the penitentiary and the
White House for four years,
I would say the penitentiary, thank you.
- William Tecumseh Sherman

Doubts are like stains on a shirt.
I like shirts with stains, because when I'm given a shirt that's too clean,
one that's completely white, I immediately start having doubts.
- Antonio Tabucchi

There was a time in American history when almost every
white person knew who Aretha Franklin was.
- Peabo Bryson

It's about you.
If you win, it's you; if you lose, it's you.
Black and white.
Nowhere to hide.
- Greg Rusedski

The whole series is black-and-white,
so when I went to shoot one of the women I only had
black-and-white film with me.
She had reddish hair and was a very pretty girl,
a nice girl.
- Helmut Newton

Republicans have to be relieved.
Given all the bad news this White House has faced,
at least the president's hemorrhaging has stopped.
- Stuart Rothenberg

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings,
all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'.
- Bing Crosby

Prim and proper white women, I like what I see.
- Guy Madison


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