Whimsey Quotes - Whimsical Quotes

What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
- the movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

"It's not that important,
don't worry about it" is the answer,
now what was the question?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Anger spells dANGER.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Love is an irresistible desire
to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller

If you do what you've always done,
you'll get what you always got.
- Mark Twain

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

Yesterday is like a dung heap;
you can complain about the smell,
or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)

The trick is growing up without growing old.
- Casey Stengel

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
- Benjamin Franklin

Live life on the edge, not with an edge.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer

It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain

Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer.
- Tom Lehrer

Now, if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you could lower your wand.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

When you are courting a nice girl
an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder
a second seems like an hour.
That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
- Anonymous

It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!
- the movie Shrek 2 (2004)

What If Every Day Were Your Day -
Celebrate Whimsey Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak;
courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
- Winston Churchill

The proper office of a friend is to side with you
when you are in the wrong.
Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.
- Mark Twain

A person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein

Man tends to treat all of his opinions as principles.
- Herbert Sebastian Agar

When life gets you down -
just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
- Anonymous humor

Old is always fifteen years from now.
- Bill Cosby

Today is probably a good day for something;
but it's a better day for doing nothing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell

"The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk of many things:
of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings."
- Lewis Carroll

I want a girl just like good old mom,
who is different in every way.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
- Anonymous

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man,
and I hate people like that!
- Tom Lehrer

The length of this document defends it well
against the risk of its being read.
- Winston Churchill

It ain't over till it's over.
- Yogi Berra

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Steve Martin

Common looking people are the best in the world:
that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln

Books serve to show a man
that those original thoughts of his
aren't very new at all.
- Abraham Lincoln

The most powerful force in the universe is: gossip.
- Dave Barry

When all think alike, no one is thinking very much.
- Walter Lippmann

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
- Dan Stanford

Dumbo! C'mon, fly! Open them ears!
The magic feather was just a gag!
You can fly! Honest, you can!
- Timothy Q. Mouse in the movie Dumbo

There are two kinds of people,
those who do the work,
and those who take the credit.
Try to be in the first group;
there is less competition there.
- Indira Gandhi

Lighten up, have a rainbows and butterflies kind of day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Uh-oh. My past is throwing clods at my future again.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.
- African Proverb

The person who says it cannot be done
should not interrupt the person who is doing it.
- Chinese proverb

It's foggy and it's gray - let's play.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

How many legs does a dog have
if you call the tail a leg? Four.
Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
- Abraham Lincoln

The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper
is that your guests are so pleased
to feel how very much better they are.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

It was impossible to get a conversation going,
everybody was talking too much.
- Yogi Berra

May You Dance Lightly With Life, and Have a Whimsical Day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

And you, Sonja, you look more beautiful
standing here than you do in person.
- the movie Love and Death (1975)

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children
is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia:
it seemed like a good idea at the time.
- Bill Cosby

I have spent many years of my life in opposition,
and I rather like the role.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer
but wish we didn't.
- Erica Jong

Civilization had too many rules for me,
so I did my best to rewrite them.
- Bill Cosby

Persevere. Plan. Strategize. Focus. Breathe. Write.
Let go: relax. Forgive. All this failing: take a nap.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The most difficult phase of life
is not when no one understands you,
it is when you don't understand yourself.
- Anonymous

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Speeches that are measured by the hour
will die with the hour.
- Thomas Jefferson

Women don't want to hear what you think.
Women want to hear what they think -
in a deeper voice.
- Bill Cosby

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage:
the wife is in charge.
- Bill Cosby

Short words are best
and the old words, when short, are best of all.
- Winston Churchill

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon

One's first love is always perfect
until one meets one's second love.
- Elizabeth Aston

Love is loving what your lover loves.
- Anonymous

I cannot pretend to be impartial about the colors.
I rejoice with the brilliant ones, and
am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.
- Winston Churchill

Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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