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Funny Welcome Quotes
Funny Quotes about Welcome

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If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.
If we did not sometimes taste of adversity,
prosperity would not be so welcome.
- Anne Bradstreet

Greetings, cosmic children of the universe.
Welcome to my serenity circle.
Please leave all bad vibes outside the healing vortex.
- the movie Shrek the Third (2007)

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
- Alexander Pope

Advice is seldom welcome,
and those who need it the most, like it the least.
- Lord Chesterfield


 

Mostly, it is human to dislike surprises -
often with great intensity.
Be open to new ways;
sometimes newness just knocks on our door;
welcome it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Welcome the Unexpected.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Welcome the conquering Hero -
and recognize that the Hero is... ourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth,
the air and you.
- Langston Hughes

Beauty is everywhere a welcome guest.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I welcome change. I drive change.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You must welcome change as the rule but not as your ruler.
- Denis Waitley

I would heartily welcome the union of East and West
provided it is not based on brute force.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself:
Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear.
- G. Gordon Liddy

I welcome change as a great adventure.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To me a lush carpet of pine needles or spongy grass
is more welcome than the most luxurious Persian rug.
- Helen Keller

In the long history of the world,
only a few generations have been granted the role
of defending freedom in its hour of maximum danger.
I do not shrink from this responsibility - I welcome it.
- John F. Kennedy

Our extended family is an integral part of our daily
lives and Connie and I welcome you with open arms.
- Frank Jordan

A smile is the universal welcome.
- Max Eastman

We have to be a state where business is welcome and jobs are created.
We have to demand value for what is spent and we need
to continue to resist a lottery.
- Jesse Helms

I welcome the Democrats' ideas on Social Security.
I think it is very important to make a bipartisan reform.
- Jack Kingston

If you are not egotistical, you will welcome the opportunity to learn more.
- John Templeton

The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience.
- Emily Dickinson

I'd seen people overstay their welcome and I didn't
want that to happen at all.
- Bobby Rahal

We must honor our country's tradition of openness and
continue to welcome new immigrants.
- Jose Serrano

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
- Wilson Mizner

All strange and terrible events are welcome,
but comforts we despise.
- Cleopatra

My appearance was always good and my ability to play on the piano,
especially ragtime, which was then at the height of its vogue,
made me a welcome guest.
- James Weldon Johnson

We have to do a film parody for Comic Relief.
We can't decide which film to parody at the moment.
Any ideas welcome, but not Spiderman owing to costume being too tight.
- Dawn French

The poor dog, in life the firmest friend.
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
- Lord Byron

We should welcome applause whenever it comes.
- Emanuel Ax

Such truth, as opposeth no man's profit,
nor pleasure, is to all men welcome.
- Thomas Hobbes

People will always be tempted to wipe their feet on
anything with 'welcome' written on it.
- Andy Partridge

All of my judges will want to welcome every child into the world,
give them a place at the table.
- Gary Bauer

I am running for Governor of the great state of Ohio
and welcome your support.
- Kenneth Blackwell

Novelty is always welcome but talking pictures are just a fad.
- Irving Thalberg

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong,
all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
- Garrison Keillor

In this part of the world, only Maine gives winter
the welcome and the worship it should have.
- Tom Allen

My father described this tall lady who stands in the
middle of the New York harbor,
holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America.
I instantly fell in love.
- Yakov Smirnoff

I'm never sure what's coming next, but I'm an open
minded person and I welcome any challenge.
- Sarah Polley

I want to take this opportunity to acknowledge that
our foreign friends are welcome to join in our endeavor
to develop the resources of our country.
- Olusegun Obasanjo

It's nice to have a lot of people in the field.
Independent, third party, Libertarian,
Reform and other party candidates can do what they want to do.
I welcome them to the race.
- John Murray

I welcome and seek your ideas, but do not bring me small ideas;
bring me big ideas to match our future.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Modeling is the world that I feel most welcome in.
- Brooke Shields

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.
- Chris Rock

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores.
He's from England, he's angry and he's got Mad Power Disease.
- Paula Abdul

Moderation of oil prices would be very,
very welcome.
But overall I think we are in a position of stable growth,
sustainable growth, and basically with inflation in check.
- John W. Snow

Nothing makes you feel that you've overstayed your
welcome like a flower arrangement that has withered and died.
- Holly Brubach

Welcome to President Bush, Mrs.
Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
- Dan Quayle

All living souls welcome whatever they are ready to cope with;
all else they ignore,
or pronounce to be monstrous and wrong,
or deny to be possible.
- George Santayana

I am trying to own my own opinions
and offer what I know as an option,
just as I would present a tray of appetizers for my guests.
Here are several choices that I have created -
if one looks good you are welcome to take it.
In other words, I am training myself to say,
"May I tell you how it is for me?"
When I ask the question, it means waiting
for the invitation to share.
It also means being prepared for my friend to say,
"No." They don't want to know.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

All I really had was my talent.
Without that I wouldn't be welcome at the White House.
- Sammy Davis, Jr.

I never dislike anyone that I am in competition with.
I welcome the challenge.
Besides, I get along with just about everyone.
- Dante Hall

I just hope that some of the movies I'm in are still welcome years from now.
- Jeffrey Jones

Both my brothers became physicians and I,
of course, wandered into a business where the undisciplined are welcome.
- Carroll O'Connor

Welcome to the Salvation Army.
I've never been associated with an offense so nice
about giving the ball away.
- Hayden Fry

And to any new fans we made along the way,
I say...
welcome to our party.
It's just starting to get going.
- Richard Marx

My mortal foe can no ways wish me a greater harm than England's hate;
neither should death be less welcome unto me than such a mishap betide me.
- Elizabeth I

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he
will not become a nuisance after three days.
- Titus Maccius Plautus

The thing about Broadway, they always welcome you with open arms.
- Brooke Shields

As a player you are always made to feel welcome,
but at the same time, there is too much pressure.
- David Gower

I will greet this day with love in my heart.
And how will I do this?
Henceforth will I look on all things with love and be born again.
I will love the sun for it warms my bones;
yet I will love the rain for it cleanses my spirit.
I will love the light for it shows me the way;
yet I will love the darkness for it shows me the stars.
I will welcome happiness as it enlarges my heart;
yet I will endure sadness for it opens my soul.
I will acknowledge rewards for they are my due;
yet I will welcome obstacles for they are my challenge.
- Og Mandino

I am not afraid of being sued by white businessmen.
In fact, I should welcome such a law suit.
- Carter G. Woodson

I'm standing up thinking.
Anybody who wants to listen is welcome.
If not, I'm happy to see them go.
- David Antin

The world now knows that Steve Perry is welcome to
come and sing with us anytime he wants.
- Neil Schon

I was labeled a troublemaker, my mom an unfit mother,
and I was not welcome anywhere.
- Ryan White

Circles create soothing space, where even reticent
people can realize that their voice is welcome.
- Margaret J. Wheatley

Welcome those big, sticky, complicated problems.
In them are your most powerful opportunities.
- Ralph Marston

We will welcome them with bullets and shoes.
- Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

As they marched, the crowds lining the route broke into applause,
a sweet and deeply felt spontaneous pattering that
was a sort of communal embrace.
Welcome home.
- Lance Morrow

My background is in hardware design.
I found hardware work to be a welcome change from thousands
of hours of programming and that led to the designs you mentioned.
- David Crane

Whenever death may surprise us, let it be welcome if
our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear and
another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
- Che Guevara


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