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Funny Weather Quotes
Funny Quotes about Weather

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In spite of unseasonable wind, snow
and unexpected weather of all sorts -
a gardener still plants.
And tends what they have planted ...
believing that Spring will come.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
- George Carlin

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people
couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
- Kin Hubbard

My courage does not depend on the weather.
- Mary Anne Radmacher


 

Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather,
and exposing them to the critic.
- Ambrose Bierce

Weather means more when you have a garden.
There's nothing like listening to a shower and thinking
how it is soaking in around your green beans.
- Marcelene Cox

Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.
- Roger Kahn


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Nature is so powerful, so strong.
Capturing its essence is not easy - your work becomes
a dance with light and the weather.
It takes you to a place within yourself.
- Annie Leibovitz

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather,
always bring your own sunshine.
- Anthony J. D'Angelo

Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing,
wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating;
there is really no such thing as bad weather,
only different kinds of good weather.
- John Ruskin

I hold my course with focused attention
and relentless commitment,
as I weather the storms of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In fair weather prepare for foul.
- Thomas Fuller

I inherited that calm from my father,
who was a farmer.
You sow, you wait for good or bad weather,
you harvest, but working is something you always need to do.
- Miguel Indurain

The poet may be used as a barometer,
but let us not forget that he is also part of the weather.
- Lionel Trilling

In Japan, they have TV sets in cars right now,
where you can punch up traffic routes,
weather, everything!
You can get Internet access already in cars in Japan,
so within the next 2 to 3 years it's gonna be so crazy!
- Glenn Danzig

A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil;
but it needs a little much of letters and phone calls
and small, silly presents every so often -
just to save it from drying out completely.
- Pam Brown

I Act with Bold Courage -
Taking inspiration from the powerful vision of my future,
I boldly set sail with courage and intent.
I hold my course with focused attention and relentless commitment,
as I weather the storms of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I've never been one to bet on the weather.
- Paul Getty

Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is
the worst thing to do in cold weather.
Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting
food helps to warm you up.
- Morgan Freeman

I rarely watch TV but I guess I'd watch the weather
report since I fly so much.
- Fred Schneider

Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates
what kind of weather we are having.
- Ambrose Bierce

Know how weather, especially humidity,
can affect the movement of doors and windows.
- Marilyn vos Savant

If you want to see the sunshine, you have to weather the storm.
- Frank Lane

In bad weather, I spent hours drawing action figures on paper,
coloring them, backing them on cardboard,
then cutting them out and creating whole stories around their lives.
- Terry Brooks

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity
or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil.
- C. S. Lewis

During the winter when the weather is too poor to work outside,
I do use drawings and photographs, but I change my
work so it is not just a time and place study.
- John Dyer

I love cold, rainy weather.
- Catherine Bell

The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.
- Jerome K. Jerome

If there was any other place I would live,
other than Miami, it would be California.
It's beautiful.
The weather is just gorgeous, I love being here,
too.
- Jon Secada

The jet stream is the controlling influence over the world's weather systems.
- Michael Fish

We should expect the best and the worst of mankind,
as from the weather.
- Marquis De Vauvenargues

Conversation may be compared to a lyre with seven chords -
philosophy,
art, poetry, love, scandal, and the weather.
- Anna Jameson

But then, I just decided to get off my lazy butt and
take advantage of the L.A.
weather.
- Jason Biggs

Books have the same enemies as people:
fire,
humidity, animals, weather, and their own content.
- Paul Valery

You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size
of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather.
- Chuck Tanner

Evidence can vary depending on the circumstances,
the weather, and how long it has been hanging around.
- Pat Brown

Apart from anything else, I find boots are too hot
except in wintry weather.
At home I usually wear a sweater, shirt and slacks.
- Honor Blackman

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
- Tom Lehrer

My children are all doing just fine.
The mountain dogs are great in this weather.
The yorkies are freezing.
- Catherine Crier

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
- Charles Dudley Warner

The weather is perfect.
The gods are shining on us.
- Frank Shorter

The thing about doing anything artificial to your hair
is that you have to look after it.
So you're always vulnerable to the weather and time.
- Francesca Annis

Day is like day as two beads in a rosary,
unless changes of weather form the only variety.
- Henryk Sienkiewicz

The heavy spacesuits are spectacular to look at but very hot.
Putting one on was like going from chilly London winter
weather to the Bahamas in just minutes.
- Kathleen Quinlan

It is no use to grumble and complain;
It's just as cheap and easy to rejoice;
When God sorts out the weather and sends rain -
Why,
rain's my choice.
- James Whitcomb Riley

For the man sound of body and serene of mind there
is no such thing as bad weather;
every day has its beauty,
and storms which whip the blood do but make it pulse more vigorously.
- George Gissing

I'm a big follower and reactor to weather.
- Jimmy Buffett

Then come the wild weather, come sleet or come snow,
we will stand by each other, however it blow.
- Simon Dach

It was great to work in Ireland because it's such a beautiful country,
but it's not particularly easy to film in because the
weather changes all the time.
- Anjelica Huston

We who officially value freedom of speech above life
itself seem to have nothing to talk about but the weather.
- Barbara Ehrenreich

The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows
on our side of the field and not theirs.
- Tommy Lasorda

We may achieve climate, but weather is thrust upon us.
- O. Henry

Change of weather is the discourse of fools.
- Thomas Fuller

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us;
in joy we face the storm and defy it.
- Amelia Barr

Sudden resolutions, like the sudden rise of mercury in a barometer,
indicate little else than the variability of the weather.
- David Hare

I miss England.
I miss the weather.
I've spent moss of the last 25 years on tour.
I'm ready to come home.
- Sting

By all these lovely tokens September days are here,
With summer's best of weather And autumn's best of cheer.
- Helen Hunt Jackson

I am a contradictory mess but I see it as my prerogative
to change my mood like the weather.
- Shirley Manson

I cannot command winds and weather.
- Horatio Nelson

I'm watching the Weather Channel more than I've ever watched it.
I'm scared to death it's going to rain.
- John Elway

The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will
be screwed by the weather.
- Hugh Grant

News events are like Texas weather.
If you don't like it, wait a minute.
- Jessica Savitch

The weather in England can really darken your spirits.
- Claire Forlani

Weather is uncontrollable.
Only the Lord above can control the weather.
Whatever we get, we have to work with.
- Maurice Greene

Concrete is, essentially, the color of bad weather.
- William Hamilton

I've lived in good climate, and it bores the hell out of me.
I like weather rather than climate.
- John Steinbeck

So I plan to prepare thoroughly and have several outfits
waiting in the wings in case of inclement weather.
- Lisa Guerrero

Our agricultural economy in the Hudson Valley continues
to face historically low prices and producer income,
as well as losses due to weather and other disasters.
- Sue Kelly

My boyhood life in New York City has impressed me with
the popular ignorance and also with the great need
of something better than local lore and weather proverbs.
- Cleveland Abbe

To make a movie is very grueling at times.
Long, long hours and cold weather.
- Sanaa Lathan

Would you bet your paycheck on a weather forecast for tomorrow? If not,
then why should this country bet billions on global
warming predictions that have even less foundation?
- Thomas Sowell


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