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Funny Weapons Quotes
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Today is a day to cover your best weapons in velvet.
Go gently into the world.
Hold your anger.
Keep your competitive spirit in check.
Some day you will need your fierce weapons,
but not today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons
out of the hands of fools.
Let's start with typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

We must teach our children to resolve
their conflicts with words, not weapons.
- William J. Clinton

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought,
but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
- Albert Einstein


 

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable
and more dangerous for all of us.
- Margaret Thatcher

Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first,
and it always takes a while for the defense to catch up.
- Red Auerbach

We cannot be both the world's leading champion of peace and
the world's leading supplier of the weapons of war.
- Jimmy Carter


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The United States strongly seeks a lasting agreement
for the discontinuance of nuclear weapons tests.
We believe that this would be an important step toward reduction
of international tensions and would open the way
to further agreement on substantial measures of disarmament.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

If men can develop weapons that are so terrifying
as to make the thought of global war
include almost a sentence for suicide,
you would think that man's intelligence and his comprehension...
would include also his ability to find a peaceful solution.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

I don't think there's any reason on Earth why people
should have access to automatic and semiautomatic weapons
unless they're in the military or in the police.
- John Howard

In the face of terrorism, a united front is one of the strongest weapons.
- Virginia Foxx

The committee's finding that China stole sensitive technology from U.S.
weapons research labs is alarming.
- Charles Foster Bass

From the exterior face of the wall towers must be projected,
from which an approaching enemy may be annoyed by weapons,
from the embrasures of those towers,
right and left.
- Marcus V. Pollio

To put up a show is to face life's injustices with
one of the few weapons available to a desperate and brave people,
their imagination.
- Luigi Barzini

It's a failure of national vision when you regard children as weapons,
and talents as materials you can mine,
assay, and fabricate for profit and defense.
- John Hersey

Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons.
That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb.
Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.
- David Letterman

Japan is the only country in the world which suffered
from the scourge of nuclear weapons.
- Yoshiro Mori

To nourish children and raise them against odds is in any time,
any place, is more valuable than to fix bolts in cars
or design nuclear weapons.
- Marilyn French

Why did the Clinton Administration wait from 1995 to
1998 to tighten security and bolster counterintelligence at U.S.
weapons labs?
- Charles Foster Bass

Of course I've got lawyers.
They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has.
But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.
- Danny DeVito

The root of the evil is not the construction of new,
more dreadful weapons.
It is the spirit of conquest.
- Ludwig von Mises

With the monstrous weapons man already has,
humanity is in danger of being trapped in this world
by its moral adolescents.
- Omar N. Bradley

The nexus between terrorism and nuclear weapons,
or even nuclear material, is obviously a current concern.
- Mitchell Reiss

We will be safer from terrorist attack only when we
have earned the respect of all other nations instead of their fear,
respect for our values and not merely our weapons.
- Theodore C. Sorensen

It was because of my deep concerns about nuclear weapons
that I went to Hiroshima.
And then I was astounded in Hiroshima to find that
nobody had really studied it.
- Robert Jay Lifton

There is no direct evidence that nuclear weapons prevented a world war.
Conversely, it is known that they nearly caused one.
- Joseph Rotblat

I worry about 10, 15, 20, 25 years down the road.
Where are we going to be in this age of nuclear weapons,
where there is no margin for error?
- Lincoln Chafee

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill.
- Thomas A. Edison

In a world which is armed to its teeth with nuclear weapons,
every quarrel or difference of opinion may lead to
violence of a kind quite different from what is possible today.
- Herman Kahn

China is one of the world's greatest proliferators
of weapons of mass destruction to these rogue nations.
- Fred Thompson

If Bush, as I believe, has reliable information on
the fact that Saddam Hussein is making weapons of mass destruction,
I cannot not support the policies of his government.
- Steven Spielberg

It is the earnest hope of our people that the world
may see the day when all nuclear weapons are abolished.
- Eisaku Sato

If Saddam rejects peace and we have to use force,
our purpose is clear.
We want to seriously diminish the threat posed by Iraq's
weapons of mass destruction program.
- William J. Clinton

Carl took on the military-industrial complex.
He campaigned around the world for an end to the production
of weapons of mass destruction.
To him it was a perversion of science.
- Ann Druyan

There were no weapons of mass destruction and Saddam
Hussein was not involved in the September 11th attack.
- Charles Rangel

The central premise behind Oslo was that if Arafat
were given enough legitimacy,
territory, weapons and money, he would use his power
to fight terror and make peace with Israel.
- Natan Sharansky

Nuclear weapons offer us nothing but a balance of terror,
and a balance of terror is still terror.
- George Wald

A man of courage never needs weapons,
but he may need bail.
- Lewis Mumford

All mankind is now learning that these nuclear weapons
can only serve to destroy,
never become beneficial.
- Alva Myrdal

There are some people that will be deterred by the
fact that we have nuclear weapons...
But those people are the folks we can deal with anyway.
- Charles Horner

Throughout our courtship, Kenny told me that he had
proof that Saddam Hussein was a threat because he possessed
weapons of mass destruction.
I told him, 'You had me at weapons.'
- Renee Zellweger

It is my strong hope that an environment will be created
in which both of our countries can cooperate for the
realization of a world without nuclear weapons.
- Yoshiro Mori

No one was more shocked or angry than I was when we didn't find the weapons.
I had a sickening feeling every time I thought about it.
I still do.
- George W. Bush

Sometimes in politics one must duel with skunks,
but no one should be fool enough to allow skunks to choose the weapons.
- Joseph Cannon

One of the most important post-9/11 efforts made to
counter terrorism and the spread of weapons of mass
destruction is President Bush's Proliferation Security Initiative (PSI).
- Frank Gaffney

Systems are complex, so controlling an attack and achieving
a desired level of damage may be harder than using physical weapons.
- Dorothy Denning

The threat from Saddam Hussein and weapons of mass destruction -
chemical,
biological, potentially nuclear weapons capability -
that threat is real.
- Tony Blair

The problem here is that there will always be some
uncertainty about how quickly Saddam can acquire nuclear weapons.
But we don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud.
- Condoleezza Rice

Imagine, a September 11 with weapons of mass destruction.
It's not 3,000.
It's tens of thousands of innocent men,
women and children.
- Donald Rumsfeld

We have no such weapons at all, no chemical weapons,
no biological weapons.
- Mohammed Aldouri

I happen to believe that the preemption school is correct,
that the risks of allowing Saddam Hussein to acquire
his weapons will only grow with time.
- Charles Krauthammer

I think DOOM had just the right mix of elements that
keep people coming back to it:
great monsters,
excellent weapons with great balance,
a spooky environment and extreme speed.
- John Romero

What surprises me, what amazes me, is that it seems
the military people were expecting to stumble on large quantities of gas,
chemical weapons and biological weapons.
- Hans Blix

Never had he found himself so close to those terrible
weapons of feminine artillery.
- Stendhal

The other countries did not share the same concern
the United States had in the early '90's -
that North Korea actually had an ongoing nuclear weapons program.
- Mitchell Reiss

The struggle to get weapons is continuous,
but the United States will aid us, if it finds Israel
displaying a willingness for peace.
- Yitzhak Rabin

The politicians in this world...
have at their command weapons of mass destruction far
more complex than their own thinking processes.
- Charley Reese

Hussein has chosen to spend his money on building weapons
of mass destruction and palaces for his cronies.
- Madeleine Albright

If North Korea is allowed to maintain its nuclear weapons programs,
other nations may well follow suit and some may buy
such weapons from the North Koreans.
- Robert F. Ellsworth

Our failure to find weapons of mass destruction in
Iraq thus far has been deeply troubling,
and our intelligence-gathering process needs thorough
and unbiased investigation.
- Adam Schiff

Reasonable regulations regarding the ownership of weapons are appropriate.
- John Ashcroft

National Missile Defense is of a nature to retrigger
a proliferation of weapons,
notably nuclear missiles.
Everything that goes in the direction of proliferation is a bad direction.
- Jacques Chirac

Within minutes of the attack, your Department of Public
Safety mobilized its Operations Center,
headed by a national expert on weapons of mass destruction.
- Jane D. Hull

Republicans regard Dean as one of their best secret weapons,
I have yet to find a Democrat who, in private chatter,
doesn't think he's a problem for them.
- Rich Galen

Americans were told repeatedly by President Bush and
Vice President Cheney that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.
None were ever found.
- John Olver

Boys should not play with weapons more dangerous than they understand.
- E. T. A. Hoffmann

To sum up, there is no evidence that a world without
nuclear weapons would be a dangerous world.
On the contrary, it would be a safer world,
as I will show later.
- Joseph Rotblat

When you work with chains or any kind of weapons,
or just when you're using hand-to-hand combat,
you are going to get hurt.
- Lucy Liu

In 1947 I defended my thesis on nuclear physics,
and in 1948 I was included in a group of research scientists
whose task was to develop nuclear weapons.
- Andrei Sakharov

People nearly always believe, and are willing to back
it up with weapons and cruelty,
that their religion and way of life is better than the other person's.
- Caroline B. Cooney

I want to move to a world of no nuclear weapons but
I want to do that through multilateral disarmament
so that we all disarm together.
- Ed Miliband


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