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Funny Walking Away Quotes
Funny Quotes about Walking Away

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You want people walking away from the conversation
with some kernel of wisdom or some kind of impact.
- Harry Dean Stanton

An angry player can't argue with the back of an umpire who is walking away.
- Bill Klem

Jeff knew full well what he was walking away from.
Again, he needed to deal with this right away.
- Kenneth Lay

George W. Bush and his administration embarked on a
full-scale assault on civil liberties,
human rights and the rule of law, walking away from
his international obligations,
tearing up international treaties, protocols and UN conventions.
- Bianca Jagger


 

Whether it's people walking off 'The View' when Bill
O'Reilly makes a statement about radical Islam or Juan
Williams being fired for expressing his opinion,
over-reaching political correctness is chipping away
at the fundamental American freedoms of speech and expression.
- Eric Cantor

I grew up in New Hampshire.
My closest neighbor was a mile away.
The deer and the raccoons were my friends.
So I would spend time walking through the woods,
looking for the most beautiful tropical thing that
can survive the winter in the woods in New Hampshire.
- Steven Tyler

Crazy is walking down the street
with half a cantaloupe on your head,
muttering; "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."
- the movie Spy Hard (1996)


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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty.
She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
- Ellen DeGeneres

My father considered a walk among the mountains
as the equivalent of churchgoing.
- Aldous Huxley

I always like walking in the rain,
so no one can see me crying.
- Charlie Chaplin

Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk.
It is walking toward me, without hurrying.
- Jean Cocteau

Walking is good for solving problems -
it's like the feet are little psychiatrists.
- Pepper Giardino

Walking with a friend in the dark is better
than walking alone in the light.
- Helen Keller

If you are walking to seek, ye shall find.
- Sommeil Liberosensa

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.
- Carol Burnett

Today, walking the beach, I was reminded of the bounty
of the earth in the form of wild blackberries -
a free feast, with no one else bothering to partake.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat,
and the dog was walking.
- Mickey Rivers

All truly great thoughts are conceived by walking.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

There's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.
- the character Morpheus in the movie The Matrix

I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down
airport concourses carrying bags.
- Guy Clark

My biggest dream is that my words will inspire heart,
hope and personal responsibility in people around the globe
long after my feet in these shoes aren't walking the planet.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
- Steven Wright

I was a dog in a past life.
Really.
I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take.
Like, Hey, I know him.
- William H. Macy

It is no use walking anywhere to preach
unless our walking is our preaching.
- St. Francis of Assisi

Thirty was so strange for me.
I've really had to come to terms with the fact that
I am now a walking and talking adult.
- C. S. Lewis

Walking is the best possible exercise.
Habituate yourself to walk very fast.
- Thomas Jefferson

Walking takes longer...
than any other known form of locomotion except crawling.
Thus it stretches time and prolongs life.
Life is already too short to waste on speed.
- Edward Abbey

Travelers, there is no path.
Paths are made by walking.
- Antonio Machado

Walking is Zen, sitting is Zen.
Then what will be the quality?
Watchfully alert, joyously unmotivated,
centered, loving, flowing, one walks.
And the walking is sauntering.
Loving, alert, watchful, one sits, unmotivated -
not sitting for anything in particular,
just enjoying how beautiful
just sitting doing nothing is,
how relaxing, how restful.
- Osho

Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes,
our ancestors.
It is the democracy of the dead.
Tradition refuses to submit to that arrogant oligarchy
who merely happen to be walking around.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

Who will tell whether one happy moment of love or the
joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air,
is not worth all the suffering and effort which life implies.
- Erich Fromm

My God, this is a hell of a job. I have no trouble with my enemies.
I can take care of my enemies all right.
But my damn friends, my goddamn friends.
They're the ones that keep me walking the floor at night.
- Warren G. Harding

Golf has become so manicured, so perfect.
The greens, the fairways.
I don't like golf carts.
I like walking.
Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart.
- Robert Redford

And let a scholar all earth's volumes carry,
he will be but a walking dictionary:
a mere articulate clock.
- George Chapman

My delight and thy delight Walking, like two angels white,
In the gardens of the night.
- Robert Bridges

Because you remember Meredith was walking along the
highway there and somebody shot him.
- Charles Phillips

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's
lane holding his own hand.
- Fred Allen

The personal vocabulary, the individual melody whose
metre is one's biography,
joins in that sound, with any luck, and the body moves like a walking,
a waking island.
- Derek Walcott

Could the young but realize how soon they will become
mere walking bundles of habits,
they would give more heed to their conduct while in the plastic state.
- William James

And I remember walking in there and,
I must say,
I was quite unnerved the closer I got to it.
- William Scranton

Boy, I'll tell you, when the Rams drafted me No.
1, it surprised me.
I was walking on air for days.
- Jack Youngblood

Stop talking.
Start walking.
- L. M. Heroux

I think that gravity sets into everything,
including careers, but pendulums do swing and mountains
do become valleys after a while...
if you keep on walking.
- Sylvester Stallone

Hollywood is a suction for your confidence or your
faith or your togetherness.
Just walking on the street you can feel it.
- Robin Wright Penn

We like reactions - a reaction is walking out on us,
a reaction is throwing tomatoes at the stage,
that's a healthy psychological reaction.
- Alice Cooper

If you haven't got it.
Fake it!
Too short? Wear big high heels, but do practice walking.
- Victoria Adams

For me optimism is two lovers walking into the sunset arm in arm.
Or maybe into the sunrise - whatever appeals to you.
- Krzysztof Kieslowski

The real American type can never be a ballet dancer.
The legs are too long, the body too supple and the
spirit too free for this school of affected grace and toe walking.
- Isadora Duncan

We hope to find more pieces of the puzzle which will
shed light on the connection between this upright,
walking ape, our early ancestor, and modern man.
- Richard Leakey

As any old Taoist walking out of the woods can tell you,
simple-minded does not necessarily mean stupid.
- Benjamin Hoff

If I'm walking very, very fast down Madison Avenue
in the middle of the day,
I'll say I'm stopped 10 times.
- Kristin Davis

There's no way to be able to tell what it's like to
be a country singer until you're walking in the shoes.
- Tanya Tucker

In the beginning you must subject yourself to the influence of nature.
You must be able to walk firmly on the ground before
you start walking on a tightrope.
- Henri Matisse

I think Walking Dead is more of a stretch for me because
I'm a light hearted superhero kind of guy.
- Robert Kirkman

I just use my muscles as a conversation piece,
like someone walking a cheetah down 42nd Street.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

I have no trouble with my enemies.
I can take care of my enemies in a fight.
But my friends, my goddamned friends,
they're the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights!
- Warren G. Harding

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking,
eventually you'll make progress.
- Barack Obama

Kennedy had been assassinated a month or so before.
So we walked to the grave of John Kennedy and ended
our walking symbolically at the Arlington National Cemetery.
- Satish Kumar

It's funny looking at yourself.
You know how it is when you look back at old pictures?
It's just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14.
- Jennifer Connelly

Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world,
which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime,
and falling in at night.
I miss you like hell.
- Edna St.
Vincent Millay

I have tremendous faith in theuniverse.
I feel at home on this planet.
Even though it's a very big world out there,
I plan on walking right through the middle of it unharmed.
- Marion Ross

You have to stay in shape.
My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
- Ellen DeGeneres

I know the joy of fishes in the river through my own joy,
as I go walking along the same river.
- Zhuangzi

Remember: Always walk in the light.
And if you feel like you're not walking in it,
go find it.
Love the light.
- Roberta Flack

There's nothing like walking out and watching the people get turned on.
Nothing in the world could replace it.
- Louis Prima

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets,
Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her.
Explain that to me!
- Denis Leary

We then came to the Soviet Union.
One day we were walking and carrying our banner and
distributing a few leaflets in Russian to people,
and we met two women on the road.
- Satish Kumar

Basically, what you really want to do is try to engage
the viewer's body relation to his thinking and walking and looking,
without being overly heavy-handed about it.
- Richard Serra

The day of my birth, my death began its walk.
It is walking toward me, without hurrying.
- Jean Cocteau

I was walking down the street wearing glasses when
the prescription ran out.
- Steven Wright

As people are walking all the time, in the same spot,
a path appears.
- John Locke


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