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Funny Vanish Quotes
Funny Quotes about Vanish

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Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink.
I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right.
We're more popular than Jesus now;
I don't know which will go first - rock and roll or Christianity.
- John Lennon

Enlighten the people generally,
and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind
will vanish like evil spirits at the dawn of day.
- Thomas Jefferson

Courage and perseverance have a magical talisman,
before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into air.
- John Quincy Adams

Without peace, all other dreams vanish and are reduced to ashes.
- Jawaharlal Nehru


 

If we could see ourselves as others see us,
we would vanish on the spot.
- Emile M. Cioran

If I've done my work well, I vanish completely from the scene.
I believe it is invasive of the work when you know
too much about the writer.
- Mary Oliver

The fact that New York continues in the face of all of the chaos,
of the crime, of the madness, you just think that it
would just pop and vanish,
just explode.
- Spalding Gray


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Women have face-lifts in a society in which women without
them appear to vanish from sight.
- Naomi Wolf

God is a character, a real and consistent being,
or He is nothing.
If God did a miracle He would deny His own nature and
the universe would simply blow up,
vanish, become nothing.
- Joyce Cary

Leaders should lead as far as they can and then vanish.
Their ashes should not choke the fire they have lit.
- H. G. Wells

Man is so made that when anything fires his soul,
impossibilities vanish.
- Jean de La Fontaine

Patience and perseverance have a magical effect before
which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish.
- John Quincy Adams

I knew the wild riders and the vacant land were about to vanish forever...
and the more I considered the subject,
the bigger the forever loomed.
Without knowing how to do it, I began to record some facts around me,
and the more I looked the more the panorama unfolded.
- Frederic Remington

What career? A man's got a body of film of about four
movies in about 10 years or something.
I do it because I think I can do a good job of something and I'll enjoy it,
do it, and sort of vanish.
I don't want to be an actor for hire.
- Paul Hogan

Let this circumstance of our constitution therefore
be directed to this noble purpose,
and then all the objections urged against it by jealous
tyranny and affrighted superstition will vanish.
- Adam Weishaupt

Thousands of people come to LA every year,
and some of them just disappear.
Somebody gets them.
In the States around 100,000 people vanish each year.
I don't know what that means.
Maybe there's something that just pulls 'em out.
- Tobe Hooper

It is the dissimilarities and inequalities among men
which give rise to the notion of honor;
as such differences become less,
it grows feeble; and when they disappear,
it will vanish too.
- Alexis de Tocqueville

I never understood why when you died,
you didn't just vanish, everything could just keep
going on the way it was only you just wouldn't be there.
I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank.
No epitaph, and no name.
Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.'
- Andy Warhol

It is the Band which unites the Interests of Individuals;
it secures to them their respective Rights,
and preserves them from Injuries; it is the Source of numberless Blessings,
which are interrupted, or wholly vanish,
the Moment it is disturbed.
- Charles Inglis

If all mankind were to disappear, the world would regenerate
back to the rich state of equilibrium that existed ten thousand years ago.
If insects were to vanish, the environment would collapse into chaos.
- E. O. Wilson

When you love a man, he becomes more than a body.
His physical limbs expand, and his outline recedes,
vanishes.
He is rich and sweet and right.
He is part of the world, the atmosphere,
the blue sky and the blue water.
- Gwendolyn Brooks

Usually I am on a work for a long stretch,
until a moment arrives when the air of the arbitrary vanishes,
and the paint falls into positions that feel destined.
- Philip Guston

Everything vanishes around me, and works are born as if out of the void.
Ripe, graphic fruits fall off.
My hand has become the obedient instrument of a remote will.
- Paul Klee

I didn't hang around films.
I don't know if I'd ever seen Hitchcock's The Lady Vanishes.
- Patricia Highsmith

Expose yourself to your deepest fear;
after that,
fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes.
You are free.
- Jim Morrison

Knowledge has to be improved, challenged,
and increased constantly, or it vanishes.
- Peter Drucker

In the abstract conception of universal wrong,
all concrete responsibility vanishes.
- Theodor Adorno

Every branch of human knowledge, if traced up to its
source and final principles,
vanishes into mystery.
- Arthur Machen

Learn to reverence night and to put away the vulgar fear of it,
for, with the banishment of night from the experience of man,
there vanishes as well a religious emotion,
a poetic mood, which gives depth to the adventure of humanity.
- Henry Beston

I think the biggest difficulty is that when I'm here in America,
there's a necessity of using English,
so I really have a great sense of really wanting to learn,
but unfortunately when I head back to Japan,
the necessity vanishes and so does my enthusiasm about learning.
- Chiaki Kuriyama

Scare answers to scare, and force begets force,
until at length it comes to be seen that we are racing
one against another after a phantom security which
continually vanishes as we approach.
- Henry Campbell-Bannerman

As fire when thrown into water is cooled down and put out,
so also a false accusation when brought against a man
of the purest and holiest character,
boils over and is at once dissipated,
and vanishes and threats of heaven and sea,
himself standing unmoved.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

The moment I have realized God sitting in the temple of every human body,
the moment I stand in reverence before every human
being and see God in him -
that moment I am free from bondage,
everything that binds vanishes, and I am free.
- Swami Vivekananda

The real issue is not talent as an independent element,
but talent in relationship to will, desire,
and persistence.
Talent without these things vanishes and even modest
talent with those characteristics grows.
- Milton Glaser

Photographers deal in things which are continually
vanishing and when they have vanished there is no contrivance
on earth which can make them come back again.
- Henri Cartier-Bresson

Treasure the love you receive above all.
It will survive long after your good health has vanished.
- Og Mandino

I grow dizzy when I recall that the number of manufactured
tanks seems to have been more important to me than
the vanished victims of racism.
- Albert Speer

The stability and peace which seemed to be so firmly
established by the brilliant monarchy of Francis I
vanished with the terrible outbreak of the Wars of Religion.
- Lytton Strachey

He vanished to the public in order to materialize for his family.
- Lance Morrow

If faith in ourselves had been more extensively taught and practiced,
I am sure a very large portion of the evils and miseries
that we have would have vanished.
- Swami Vivekananda

I came down to the living room one day and my wife
was standing in the living room.
It wasn't an illusion.
I saw her out of the corner of my eye.
The moment I saw her, she vanished.
- Hugh Leonard

Suddenly, as rare things will, it vanished.
- Elizabeth Barrett Browning

An Atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church.
An atheist believes that deed must be done instead of prayer said.
An atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death.
He wants disease conquered, poverty vanished,
war eliminated.
- Madalyn Murray O'Hair

For the saddest epitaph which can be carved in memory
of a vanished freedom is that it was lost because its
possessors failed to stretch forth a saving hand while there was still time.
- George Sutherland

But my estimates, for instance, based upon book information,
were simply ridiculous, fanciful images of African
attractions were soon dissipated,
anticipated pleasures vanished, and all crude ideas
began to resolve themselves into shape.
- Henry Morton Stanley

I looked about me once again, and suddenly the dancing
horses without number changed into animals of every
kind and into all the fowls that are,
and these fled back to the four quarters of the world
from whence the horses came,
and vanished.
- Black Elk

Of thousands of others, nearer the centre of the explosion,
there was no trace.
They vanished.
The theory in Hiroshima is that the atomic heat was
so great that they burned instantly to ashes -
except that there were no ashes.
- Wilfred Burchett

I can't forgive my friends for dying;
I don't find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.
- Logan Pearsall Smith

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt,
and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
- John Steinbeck

The past itself, as historical change continues to accelerate,
has become the most surreal of subjects -
making it possible...
to see a new beauty in what is vanishing.
- Susan Sontag

Let's put it this way: art house theaters are vanishing.
They have almost disappeared completely,
and that means there's a shift in what audiences want to see.
And they have to be aware of that and be realistic.
It's as simple as that.
- Werner Herzog

We are all treading the vanishing road of a song in the air,
the vanishing road of the spring flowers and the winter snows,
the vanishing roads of the winds and the streams,
the vanishing road of beloved faces.
- Richard Le Gallienne

Nature is forever arriving and forever departing,
forever approaching, forever vanishing;
but in her vanishings there seems to be ever the waving of a hand,
in all her partings a promise of meetings farther along the road.
- Richard Le Gallienne

Always forgive your enemies -
nothing annoys them so much.
- Oscar Wilde

Persevere. Plan. Strategize. Focus. Breathe. Write.
Let go: relax. Forgive. All this failing: take a nap.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I Resist the Temptation to Judge Others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine.
But you have to forgive yourself.
Let go of what's bitter and move on.
- Bill Cosby

Life is short,
Break the Rules.
Forgive quickly,
Kiss SLOWLY.
Love truly.
Laugh uncontrollably
And never regret
ANYTHING
That makes you smile
- Mark Twain

If thy brother wrongs thee,
remember not so much his wrong-doing,
but more than ever that he is thy brother.
- Epictetus

Live life with no regrets and no resentments.
Whatever happened in the past,
forgive yourself and others. Choose love.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself.
- Publilius Syrus

Affirmation:
I forgive everyone, especially myself,
for all actions and all inactions throughout my entire life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To err is human, to forgive divine.
- Alexander Pope

I forgive everyone, especially myself,
for all actions and all inactions throughout my entire life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We must develop and maintain the capacity to forgive.
He who is devoid of the power to forgive
is devoid of the power to love.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
- William Blake

To understand is to forgive, even oneself.
- Alexander Chase

If you are going to sin, sin against God,
not the bureaucracy.
God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't.
- Hyman Rickover

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
- John F. Kennedy

It takes one person to forgive, it takes two people to be reunited.
- Lewis B. Smedes

I forgive everyone - especially myself.
I forgive for my own sake,
that I may transmute my resentments into Unconditional Love.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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