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The unleashed power of the atom has changed everything
save our modes of thinking
and we thus drift toward unparalleled catastrophe.
- Albert Einstein

We live in a land like no other - a land of freedom
and opportunity unparalleled on the face of the globe.
- Bob Taft

Yet, in spite of this world-wide system of linkages,
there is, at this very moment, a general feeling that
communication is breaking down everywhere,
on an unparalleled scale.
- David Bohm

Think of yourself as on the threshold of unparalleled success.
A whole, clear, glorious life lies before you.
Achieve!
Achieve!
- Andrew Carnegie


 

Teachers are unparalleled in the role they play in children's lives.
- Jon Porter

Tax cuts continue to benefit families,
seniors, and small business owners, as evidenced by
unparalleled economic growth in Nevada and across the country.
- Jon Porter

They have stolen the public lands.
They have grasped all to themselves,
and by their unprincipled greed brought a crisis of
unparalleled distress on forty millions of people,
who have natural resources to feed, clothe and shelter the whole human race.
- Denis Kearney


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Since the German people, with unparalleled heroism,
but also at the cost of fearful sacrifices,
has waged war against half the world,
it is our right and our duty to obtain safety and independence for ourselves at sea.
- Bernhard von Bulow

Florida is a place of unparalleled diversity of backgrounds,
experiences and vision.
It makes our culture unique, but it can also make it
difficult to define a common identity and create a
sense of community that reaches beyond our neighborhoods
to all corners of our state.
- Jeb Bush

As the world's sole remaining super power and economic powerhouses,
our nation's ability to be at the forefront of innovation
and production has enabled unparalleled economic success
of our nation's workforce.
- Leonard Boswell

So that the record of history is absolutely crystal clear.
That there is no alternative way, so far discovered,
of improving the lot of the ordinary people that can
hold a candle to the productive activities that are
unleashed by a free enterprise system.
- Milton Friedman

Almost all people have this potential for evil,
which would be unleashed only under certain dangerous social circumstances.
- Iris Chang

People must not think that all bad in man which is unleashed,
the moment you impose censorship disappears from man.
- Milos Forman

That's kind of the weird thing that M. Night Shyamalan
has sort of unleashed upon the world is this need for
every movie to have these ridiculous endings.
- Alex Winter

Any time the Western way of war can be unleashed on
an enemy stupid enough to enter its arena,
victory is assured.
- Victor Davis Hanson

Our decade of change has unleashed the ingenuity,
creativity, and character of the most extraordinary people in the world -
the people of this state,
who come from every corner of the globe.
- George E. Pataki

Australia integrated the - brought on the ships and
unleashed in the society the dogs of sectarianism,
which had existed in other places - in Glasgow,
in Liverpool and of course in Ireland,
north and south.
- Thomas Keneally

The atom was unleashed in 1946, right when all this stuff was occurring.
And the bomb's incredible release of energy and light
may have signalled somebody in a dimension which is
sharing space with us very closely.
- Dwight Schultz

I think unleashing 3,000 smart bombs against the city
of Baghdad in the first several days of the war...
to me, if those were unleashed against the San Francisco Bay Area,
I would call that an act of extreme terrorism.
- Pete Stark

You ask me if I keep a notebook
to record my great ideas.
I've only ever had one.
- Albert Einstein

The way to develop self-confidence
is to do the thing you fear
and get a record of successful experiences behind you.
- William Jennings Bryan

Anthropology demands the open-mindedness
with which one must look and listen,
record in astonishment
and wonder that which one would not have been able to guess.
- Margaret Mead

Art is the desire of a man to express himself,
to record the reactions of his personality to the world he lives in.
- Amy Lowell

I believe that anyone can conquer fear
by doing the things he fears to do,
provided he keeps doing them until he gets
a record of successful experience behind him.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Never mind what others do;
do better than yourself,
beat your own record from day to day,
and you are a success.
- William J. H. Boetcker

History will have to record that the greatest tragedy
of this period of social transition
was not the strident clamor of the bad people,
but the appalling silence of the good people.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Sometimes before we make a record I go back and listen to a few.
It's equally humbling and uplifting.
- Michael Stipe

Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast,
It is not proud. It does not dishonor others,
It is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered,
It keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil
but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts,
always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.
- Corinthians 13:4-8 (NIV)

No stream rises higher than its source.
Whatever man might build, could never
express or reflect more than he was.
He could record neither more nor less
than he had learned of life.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

If a politician murders his mother, the first response
of the press or of his opponents will likely be not
that it was a terrible thing to do,
but rather that in a statement made six years before
he had gone on record as being opposed to matricide.
- Meg Greenfield

If you have never experienced the practice
of daily journaling, give it a try. I highly recommend it.
When I say "journaling," I am not referring to a diary
in which to record the events of your life,
I am talking about a place to record your feelings -
a friend with whom to share your troubles, fears, hopes, and dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I thought I'd do everything on four-track,
and then I'll record every instrument myself in a studio,
and then I'll have a solo album released by spring.
- Kim Deal

Well, fortunately we found out that the runner-up our
particular year was going to get a record contract also.
So it was kind of a - it was bitter sweet but it was an opportunity.
- Clay Aiken

I'm sure I'll go back again and record in the digital process.
- Herb Alpert

Artists were nurtured back in the '70s.
Their music was developed by the record companies.
- Gary Wright

Really, I could care less if there's a Second Decade record.
- Michael W. Smith

And frankly, when I made that record,
hit songs were not what I was trying to achieve.
- Duncan Sheik

I've always had a love for poetry,
and when I got signed to a record label I thought,
"How odd that I'm doing a record before a book of poetry."
- Jewel

If I had had a chance to tour with Van Halen before the record,
I think it would have been a different record.
- Gary Cherone

We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and
the first prize was a recording contract and we recorded
at a radio station on the stairway,
and we did a record and it got put out.
- Tommy Chong

The Wreckoning is a darker song.
But the record is positive.
- Taryn Manning

When you make a lot of money for a record company,
they don't want you to evolve.
Growing older, you naturally do.
- Alison Moyet

I never had many problems to do my music and to give it to a record company.
Rarely do they try to argue with me about my music,
probably because it's still too far-out.
- Klaus Schulze

All you have to know is mathematically how many times
to scratch it and when to let it go -
when certain things will enhance the record you're listening to.
- Grandmaster Flash

Visible Faith is an expression of my Christian faith
which must be visible to be real!
I gave the name to the collection of musicians who
worked with me on the record.
- Ken Hensley

I am taking a break, but not a huge break because the
Maiden record is actually happening right now,
and I am recording it as we speak, well not right as we speak,
but close.
- Bruce Dickinson

I have a 10-year track record of writing for the Jewish community.
- Anita Diament

When I record something, I'll take a drive and just listen.
- Aaron Neville

I am not going to be dictated to by fans,
certainly.
I am dictated enough to by my record company to last me a million years.
- Marvin Gaye

Normally when we go in and write the songs we write,
we think about doing a cover, but never a covers record.
That would be, for us, a concept.
We don't want to have a concept!
- Robert Cray

It used to be that if you had a pretty good record,
you could stop by a station in Little Rock or Atlanta
and let the DJ listen to it.
No way something like that can happen now.
- Charley Pride

I have never taken more than two weeks to record an
album throughout my career.
- Ginger Baker

That said, everything's important, and every musician
who plays on the record is an integral part of it.
- Jerry Harrison

But as you said, there are going to be those that have
no record and cannot be detected in that capacity so
that is why you have to have other layers of security.
- Asa Hutchinson

I think the theme of the album probably was just that it was our first record.
- Ann Wilson

I guess we decided to make a new record 3 years ago
when Nancy was done scoring for Almost Famous.
- Ann Wilson

I guess to just keep playing music; to just keep outdoing the last record.
- Brody Armstrong

I know that when I make a record like The Delivery
Man as a contrast to even Il Sogno,
this is going to reach a wider audience,
because it communicates in that very direct way.
- Elvis Costello

Viacom's results for the first quarter put the company
on a fast track for another record year in 2004.
- Sumner Redstone

The type of mixing that was out then was blending from
one record to the next or waiting for the record to
go off and wait for the jock to put the needle back on.
- Grandmaster Flash

When police or prosecutors conceal significant exculpatory or impeaching material,
we hold, it is ordinarily incumbent on the state to set the record straight.
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Well, in the sense that we do not tour or record together anymore -
then I suppose not.
But if our old recordings get heard more we shall be delighted.
- Peter Asher

I used to get my money at the end of the week,
buy my mum something, or buy a record,
and that was it.
- Elton John

My record of 13 goals in the World Cup finals still stands.
- Just Fontaine

Trent likes to record guitars direct,
whereas I've always preferred playing through an amplifier.
- Daisy Berkowitz

I think we have a great track record on being relevant,
on identifying consumer trends, needs and wants.
- Jim Cantalupo

Though, since the first record, I've dramatically changed
my expectations for our records.
- Daniel Johns

The first record I bought with my own money was Rio.
- Thomas Lennon

If I didn't love it, I would not record it.
- Alicia Keys

I used to be with a publishing house called Roosevelt Music.
A gentleman there told me he had seen Peggy Lee perform
Fever in Las Vegas and I found out later she wanted to record it.
- Otis Blackwell

I'm recording another demo for another batch of record
labels that we'll shop it around to.
- Ahmed Best


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