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The unleashed power of the atom has changed everything
save our modes of thinking
and we thus drift toward unparalleled catastrophe.
- Albert Einstein

The power of imagination makes us infinite.
- John Muir PHOTO

I only wish that ordinary people
had an unlimited capacity for doing harm;
then they might have an unlimited power for doing good.
- Socrates

A common denominator of all religions is that
they have the power to bring out the best and the worst in people.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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New York City is a great monument
to the power of money and greed...
a race for rent.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power.
We have guided missiles and misguided men.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Almost any sect, cult, or religion will
legislate its creed into law
if it acquires the political power.
- Robert A. Heinlein


 

All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings,
and so, give them the power to pull ours.
- Aldous Huxley

The attempt to combine wisdom and power
has only rarely been successful and then only for a short while.
- Albert Einstein

It is more agreeable to have the power to give than to receive.
- Winston Churchill

It is when power is wedded to chronic fear
that it becomes formidable.
- Eric Hoffer

The power of man has grown in every sphere, except over himself.
- Winston Churchill

The means by which we live have outdistanced
the ends for which we live.
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power.
We have guided missiles and misguided men.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion
will legislate its creed into law
if it acquires the political power to do so,
and will follow it by suppressing opposition,
subverting all education to seize early the minds of the young,
and by killing, locking up, or driving underground all heretics.
- Robert Heinlein

Use the power of your word
in the direction of truth and love.
- don Miguel Ruiz

You don't have the power to make life "fair,"
but you do have the power to make life joyful.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
- Abraham Lincoln

Know the power and the peace of saying,
"I love you just the way you are."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Every time you don't follow your inner guidance,
you feel a loss of energy, a loss of power,
a sense of spiritual deadness.
- Shakti Gawain

The power of intuitive understanding
will protect you from harm until the end of your days.
- Lao Tzu

Training yourself to live in the present -
without regretting the past or fearing the future -
is a recipe for a happy life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People are afraid, very much afraid of those who know themselves.
They have a certain power, a certain aura and a certain magnetism.
- Osho

This moment! - this here-now - is forgotten
when you start thinking in terms of achieving something.
When the achieving mind arises,
you lose contact with the paradise you are in.
- Osho

No one is in control of your happiness but you;
therefore, you have the power to change anything
about yourself or your life that you want to change.
- Barbara De Angelis

One can never speak enough of the virtues,
the dangers, the power of shared laughter.
- Francoise Sagan

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert A. Heinlein

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, Begin it.
Boldness has genius, power and magic in it, Begin it now.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Who hears me, who understands me, becomes mine,
a possession for all time.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The mind has exactly the same power as the hands:
not merely to grasp the world, but to change it.
- Colin Wilson

The primal rhythmic power
and resonant sound of waves on the shore
are like the earth's heartbeat,
and become our connection with the body of nature.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Communism has never come to power in a country
that was not disrupted by war or corruption, or both.
- John F. Kennedy

You are never given a wish without also
being given the power to make it true.
You may have to work for it, however.
- Richard Bach

I am so thirsty for the marvelous
that only the marvelous has power over me.
- Anais Nin

The strength and power of despotism
consists wholly in the fear of resistance.
- Thomas Paine

What power there is in our service when our actions
line up with our mission, skills and joy.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The most common way people give up their power
is by thinking they don't have any.
- Alice Walker

Know the power of ritual.
Release your troubles to the cleansing fire of Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I must dedicate my life to teaching my people,
for only education would make their lot less bitter,
their latent power more strong.
- Jimmy Yen

Know the power of choice.
Fly life on free wings,
and sing to its glory.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never allow a person to tell you NO
who doesn't have the power to say YES.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us,
that the less we use our power the greater it will be.
- Thomas Jefferson

Knowing others is intelligence;
knowing yourself is true wisdom.
Mastering others is strength;
mastering yourself is true power.
- Lao Tzu

There is a sacredness in tears.
They are not the mark of weakness, but of power.
They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues.
They are messengers of overwhelming grief ...
and unspeakable love.
- Washington Irving

We must develop and maintain the capacity to forgive.
He who is devoid of the power to forgive
is devoid of the power to love.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Fill your heart with the creative power
to accept the past,
decorate the present
and transform the future.
- Osho

I am one with the power and wisdom of the Universe.
I have all that I need.
- Louise L. Hay

Faith consists in believing when it is
beyond the power of reason to believe.
- Voltaire

That deep emotional conviction of the presence
of a superior reasoning power, which is revealed
in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God.
- Albert Einstein

Nothing external to you has any power over you.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Now we have a problem in making our power credible,
and Vietnam is the place.
- John F. Kennedy

Make the best use of what is in your power,
and take the rest as it happens.
- Epictetus

There is only one time that is important - NOW!
It is the most important time because
it is the only time that we have any power.
- Leo Tolstoy

Your word is the power that you have to create
- don Miguel Ruiz

Power is not alluring to pure minds.
- Thomas Jefferson

Experience does not err.
Only your judgments err by expecting from her
what is not in her power.
- Leonardo da Vinci

My greatest Power and my greatest Inner Peace come
when I Intend my future, and when I avoid Expecting it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

At all times and under all circumstances,
we have the power to transform the quality of our lives.
- Werner Erhard

There is a power for good in the universe
greater than you are and you can use it.
- Ernest Holmes

I am not interested in power for power's sake,
but I'm interested in power that is moral,
that is right and that is good.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar.
- Raymond Lindquist

There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying
about things which are beyond the power of our will.
- Epictetus

I have ready access to a power beyond my wildest imagination.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Know first that you have absolutely no power to change the world,
and then address all your energies and intent toward improving it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The false can never grow into truth by growing in power.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Giving is the highest expression of our power.
- Vivian Greene

Only those who have learned the power
of sincere and selfless contribution
experience life's deepest joy: true fulfillment.
- Tony Robbins

The eye sees what it brings the power to see.
- Thomas Carlyle

The power of the Wizard lives within me.
I call upon its magic at will - transforming Fear into Love.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Know the power of saying, "Thank you."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We are powerless to redesign the world,
but we have infinite power to create our appreciation of it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Know that unconditional forgiveness
holds immense power to relieve your suffering.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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