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Funny Ungrateful Quotes
Funny Quotes about Ungrateful

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We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing,
are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
We have done so much, for so long, with so little,
we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.
- Mother Teresa

I have learned silence from the talkative,
toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind;
yet,
strange, I am ungrateful to those teachers.
- Khalil Gibran

An ungrateful man is like a hog under a tree eating acorns,
but never looking up to see where they come from.
- Timothy Dexter

I've been very blessed in my personal life and in my
career and I have never been ungrateful for what I have.
- Mandy Patinkin


 

The goal, I submit, is obvious: subjugating the world (which is barbarian,
dangerous, envious and ungrateful) to US power for
the sake of America's interests.
- Breyten Breytenbach

I want to assure you that working in transition period
is an ungrateful job for any honest government.
- Robert Kocharian

When Jane and I spoke out, people thought,
What ungrateful children those two kids are to be that
nasty about their father.
- Peter Fonda


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I am all right when I work.
I am not superficial and I am not ungrateful.
- Brigitte Bardot

The children of the revolution are always ungrateful,
and the revolution must be grateful that it is so.
- Ursula K. LeGuin

To be President of the United States,
sir, is to act as advocate for a blind,
venomous, and ungrateful client.
- John Updike

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful,
but it is mine if I do not give.
To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Every time I appoint someone to a vacant position,
I make a hundred unhappy and one ungrateful.
- Louis XIV

It's ungrateful to be wishing you were doing something
else at the moment you are living.
You haven't lived in the moment that you are really living,
you are wishing you were somewhere else.
- Suzanne Farrell

The Lord had been very gracious, and spoke peace to
me in the time of my distress,
and I now most ungratefully turned again to folly;
at times I felt sharp reproof,
but I did not get low enough to cry for help.
- John Woolman

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine

The Lord prefers common-looking people.
That is why he makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln

Common looking people are the best in the world:
that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
- Abraham Lincoln

Lord, where we are wrong,
make us willing to change;
where we are right,
make us easy to live with.
- Peter Marshall

In boundless love as a Christian and as a man
I read through the passage which tells us
how the Lord at last rose in His might
and seized the scourge to drive out of the Temple
the brood of vipers and of adders.
- Adolph Hitler

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
- Lord Chesterfield

Lord, grant that I might not so much
seek to be loved as to love.
- St. Francis of Assisi

Advice is seldom welcome,
and those who need it the most, like it the least.
- Lord Chesterfield

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection,
not in books alone, but in every leaf in spring-time.
- Martin Luther

Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
- Alfred, Lord Tennyson

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted,
every hill and mountain shall be made low,
the rough places will be made straight
and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed
and all flesh shall see it together.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

If you would convince others,
seem open to conviction yourself.
- Lord Chesterfield

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace.
- St Francis of Assisi

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer.
- Oliver North

O! beware, my lord, of jealousy;
It is the green-eyed monster which
doth mock the meat it feeds on.
- William Shakespeare

I am the lord of myself, accountable to none.
- Benjamin Franklin

You may think the president is all-powerful,
but he is not.
He needs a lot of guidance from the Lord.
- Barbara Bush

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way
so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
- Emo Philips

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.
- Thomas Jefferson
(also attributed to Benjamin Franklin and Lord Chesterfield)

Be the chief but never the lord.
- Lao Tzu

Our Father and Our God, unto thee, O Lord we lift our souls.
- William Pennington

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead.
Worry gets you no place.
- Roy Acuff

Lord, grant comfort, joy and health
to those I call friend,
to those I call enemy,
and to those I have cursed by my indifference.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace.
Where there is hatred, let me sow love.
- St. Francis of Assisi

Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
- Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams?
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God,
visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children
to the third and fourth generations.
- Exodus 20:5

If the laws could speak for themselves,
they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
- Lord Halifax

Who is wise in love, love most, say least.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this,
to act justly, to love tenderly,
and to walk humbly with your God.
- Micah 6:8

If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome;
if you believe the theologians,
nothing is innocent; if you believe the military,
nothing is safe.
- Lord Salisbury

The world is a country which nobody ever yet knew by description;
one must travel through it one's self to be acquainted with it.
- Lord Chesterfield

In seeking wisdom thou art wise; in imagining that thou hast attained it -
thou art a fool.
- Lord Chesterfield

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

I'm not a driven businessman, but a driven artist.
I never think about money.
Beautiful things make money.
- Lord Acton

'Tis strange - but true;
for truth is always strange;
Stranger than fiction.
- Lord Byron

Self-reverence, self-knowledge, self-control;
these three alone lead one to sovereign power.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

Lord, make me an instrument of your peace,
Where there is hatred, let me sow love;
where there is injury, pardon;
...
For it is in giving that we receive;
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned.
- attributed to St. Francis of Assisi

Words, like nature, half reveal and half conceal the soul within.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern:
every class is unfit to govern.
- Lord Acton

All experience is an arch wherethrough gleams that
untravelled world whose margin fades for ever and for ever when I move.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

Good humor is the health of the soul,
sadness is its poison.
- Lord Chesterfield

Brief is life but love is long.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson

Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey.
- Lord Byron

Friendship is Love without his wings.
- Lord Byron

The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer;
my God, my strength, in whom I will trust.
- Psalm 18:2

An unschooled man who knows how to meditate upon the
Lord has learned far more than the man with the highest
education who does not know how to meditate.
- Charles Stanley

Human beings are pampered by the Lord.
Their real tests don't come until later in life.
- Willie Stargell

The Lord has been with me throughout my life.
He's never let me down.
- Annette Funicello

If a man fights his way through his doubts to the conviction
that Jesus Christ is Lord,
he has attained to a certainty that the man who unthinkingly
accepts things can never reach.
- William Barclay

In theory it may seem all right to some,
but when it comes to being made the instrument of the Lord's vengeance,
I myself don't like it.
- Robert Gould Shaw

When the Lord sent me forth into the world,
He forbade me to put off my hat to any,
high or low.
- George Fox

Lord keep her safe since you can't keep her sane.
- Gloria Naylor

Dear Lord, I'm so grateful I'm still loved.
- Vivien Leigh

The Lord made Adam, the Lord made Eve,
he made 'em both a little bit naive.
- E. Y. Harburg


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