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Funny Trust God Quotes
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Never trust anyone completely but God.
Love people, but put your full trust only in God.
- Lawrence Welk

Trust in God - she will provide.
- Emmeline Pankhurst

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God.
- Corrie Ten Boom

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul.
- David Wilkerson


 

The Two Great Lessons of Life: Choose Love & Trust God.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Work Hard. Do your best. Keep your word.
Never get too big for your britches.
Trust in God. Have no fear;
and Never forget a friend.
- Harry S. Truman

The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer;
my God, my strength, in whom I will trust.
- Psalm 18:2


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It is much more painful to have lost
something you thought you had,
than never to have had it at all.
If feels as if our trust was dashed.
We are disappointed and we are angry;
but not quite sure at who to direct our anger.
Someone, perhaps "the system," perhaps God,
should have done better.
Most of all we are angry at ourselves -
even though we did our best -
and we are afraid.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Preserve me, O God: for in thee do I put my trust.
- Psalm 16:1

I know God will not give me anything I can't handle.
I just wish he didn't trust me so much.
- Mother Teresa

Today is the bridge between the past,
regarding which we unconditionally accept that
everything has occurred according to God's plan,
and a future where we place our unconditional trust
in God's omnipotence and His benevolent design for our lives.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Many of us have been conditioned to trust others' opinions
more than our own, and I believe that sort of trust is excessive.
This is especially true with regard to authority figures -
doctors, lawyers, priests. I trust my doctor's intentions toward me,
but I don't blindly follow his suggestions
without checking other sources also.
He was trained to prescribe a pill for everything,
and does it with the best of intentions,
but I often choose to trust God's quiet voice inside me
rather than my doctor's medical advice.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I'm a comedian, for God's sake.
Viewers shouldn't trust me.
And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me.
I'm just doing stand-up comedy.
- Dennis Miller

You desire that which exceeds my humble powers,
but I trust in the compassion and mercy of the All-powerful God.
- Saint Stephen

Jim Bakker came along.
He said, Jessica Hahn, listen.
You're a virgin.
As God as my witness.
He said, We need a girl that we can trust.
- Jessica Hahn

God does not require you to follow His leadings on blind trust.
Behold the evidence of an invisible intelligence pervading everything,
even your own mind and body.
- Raymond Holliwell

Put your trust in God; but be sure to keep your powder dry.
- Oliver Cromwell

Now I can do no more.
We must trust to the Great Disposer of all events and
the justice of our cause.
I thank God for this opportunity of doing my duty.
- Horatio Nelson

We have only God on our side; they have 'In God We Trust' on their side.
- Willie Green

The Christian must trust in a withdrawing God.
- William Gurnall

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end,
may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright.
- Blaise Pascal

I hope and trust the infinite, the eternal,
and merciful and loving God.
I worship Him and feel no guilt in my heart before
him for what I am going to do.
- Alex Campbell

I came all this way for a reason.
Today is the day of salvation.
Trust Jesus to save you.
Then be sincere as God knows a pretender.
- Kirk Cameron

Bereavement is the sharpest challenge to our trust in God;
if faith can overcome this,
there is no mountain which it cannot remove.
- Dean Inge

Seeing that our thirst was increasing and the water was killing us,
while the storm did not abate, we agreed to trust to God,
Our Lord, and rather risk the perils of the sea than
wait there for certain death from thirst.
- Alvar N. C. de Vaca

The way for a young man to rise is
to improve himself in every way he can,
never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.
- Abraham Lincoln

Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

Where large sums of money are concerned,
it is advisable to trust nobody.
- Agatha Christie

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
- Stanley Baldwin

Trust your own instinct.
Your mistakes might as well be your own,
instead of someone else's.
- Billy Wilder

Trust not to much to appearances.
- Virgil

I repeat...
that all power is a trust; that we are accountable for its exercise;
that from the people and for the people all springs,
and all must exist.
- Benjamin Disraeli

I always trust my gut reaction; it's always right.
- Kiana Tom

You may be deceived if you trust too much,
but you will live in torment
if you don't trust enough.
- Frank Crane

The glue that holds all relationships together -
including the relationship between; the leader and the led
is trust, and trust is based on integrity.
- Brian Tracy

Men trust their ears less than their eyes.
- Herodotus

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman,
but no angel.
- Doris Lessing

You can't trust anybody with power.
- Newt Gingrich

Don't trust anyone over 30.
- Pat Boone

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training.
- Robert Baden-Powell

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

I have to trust what I do and then do it.
- Ednita Nazario

When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts -
that's when I get in trouble.
- Angelina Jolie

Who would not rather trust and be deceived?
- Eliza Cook

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
- Finley Peter Dunne

The Ought-To Need-To Tango:
I am racked with the guilt and the pain of I should,
and I ought, and I can't, but I must.
I can't rest; I can't sleep; I'm just not understood,
and I hate that the world is unjust.
I have work; I have woes; I have troubles for life;
but I don't have a ME that I trust.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead.
Worry gets you no place.
- Roy Acuff

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact
degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect.
- Stephen Leacock

I can trust my friends These people force me to examine myself,
encourage me to grow.
- Cher

You have got to discover you, what you do,
and trust it.
- Barbra Streisand

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got.
Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion.
- Eubie Blake

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
- Stephen King

Trust your own inner guidance.
Have faith that your steps are
carrying you toward your dreams.
Keep your eyes on the heavens
and believe that your feet will carry you well.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit,
we have no choice but to trust at some level.
- Rita Dove

Learning to trust is one of life's most difficult tasks.
- Isaac Watts

How can people trust the harvest, unless they see it sown?
- Mary Renault

The more laws and order are made prominent,
the more thieves and robbers there will be.
- Lao Tzu

Trust is a great force multiplier.
- Tom Ridge

Trust in yourself.
Your perceptions are often far more accurate than you are willing to believe.
- Claudia Black

Trust your ability!
- Itzhak Perlman

I get along with guys; most of my friends are guys.
It's easier to trust men sometimes.
I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust.
- Paris Hilton

It's a delight to trust somebody so completely.
- Jeff Goldblum

Someone who thinks the world is always cheating him is right.
He is missing that wonderful feeling of trust in someone or something.
- Eric Hoffer

The more you trust your intuition, the more empowered you become,
the stronger you become, and the happier you become.
- Gisele Bundchen

Few delights can equal the presence of one whom we trust utterly.
- George MacDonald

Trust is to human relationships what faith is to gospel living.
It is the beginning place, the foundation upon which more can be built.
Where trust is, love can flourish.
- Barbara Smith

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
- W. C. Fields

Never trust sheep.
- Ryan Stiles

We must trust our own thinking.
Trust where we're going.
And get the job done.
- Wilma Mankiller

For every good reason there is to lie,
there is a better reason to tell the truth.
- Bo Bennett


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