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Funny True Friend Quotes
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A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer

A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson

A true friend stabs you in the front.
- Oscar Wilde

A true friend sees the good in everything,
and brings out the best in the worst of things.
- Sasha Azevedo


 

A true friend never gets in your way
unless you happen to be going down.
- Arnold H. Glasgow

A true friend is a source of strength and hope.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A true friend is one who believes in you
when you have ceased to believe in yourself.
- Anonymous


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A true friend is a rock upon whom you can depend.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.
- Henry David Thoreau

A true friend is the one who
walks in when others walk out.
- Walter Winchell

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that
they can grow separately without growing apart.
- Elisabeth Foley

Self-respect is often mistaken for arrogance
when in reality it is the opposite.
When we can recognize all our good qualities
as well as or faults with neutrality,
we can start to appreciate ourselves
as we would a dear friend
and experience the comfortable inner glow of respect.
To embrace the journey towards our full potential
we need to become our own loving teacher and coach.
Spurring ourselves on to become better human beings,
we develop true regard for ourselves,
and our life will become sacred.
- Osho

Few there are that will endure a true friend.
- H. G. Bohn

Silence is a true friend who never betrays.
- Confucius

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings,
and that which we take the least care of all to acquire.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

When my daughter, Clare, was 4, she told me that a
school friend had told her what I did for a living.
Clare asked me, 'Is it true you play Jack Rabbit?'
- Peter Bergman

It is not often that someone comes along who is a true
friend and a good writer.
- E. B. White

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true.
- Bill Vaughan

Happy is the man who finds a true friend,
and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.
- Franz Schubert

A true friend is someone who is there for you when
he'd rather be anywhere else.
- Len Wein

Every human being must find his own way to cope with severe loss,
and the only job of a true friend is to facilitate
whatever method he chooses.
- Caleb Carr

A true friend freely, advises justly,
assists readily, adventures boldly, takes all patiently,
defends courageously, and continues a friend unchangeably.
- William Penn

A true friend is one soul in two bodies.
- Aristotle

Linda Tripp has shown that a true friend is an archivist,
a biographer.
- Mary Schmich

My friend James Cameron and I made three films together -
True Lies,
The Terminator and Terminator 2.
Of course, that was during his early,
low-budget, art-house period.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

But to have a friend, and to be true under any and all trials,
is the mark of a man!
- Charles Eastman

If you have one true friend you have more than your share.
- Thomas Fuller

The president has been a true friend of the ag industry,
because he continues to invest large amounts of money
at a time when savings is really the goal of the federal
government to deal with the deficit.
- Mike Johanns

What sweetness is left in life, if you take away friendship?
Robbing life of friendship is like robbing the world of the sun.
A true friend is more to be esteemed than kinsfolk.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

It is true I gained muscular vigour,
but with it a prodigious appetite,
which I was compelled to indulge, and consequently increased in weight,
until my kind old friend advised me to forsake the exercise.
- William Banting

Friends can help each other.
A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself -
and especially to feel.
Or, not feel.
Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them.
That's what real love amounts to - letting a person be what he really is.
- Jim Morrison

Love between a man and a woman is founded on the mating
instinct and is not free from desire and self-seeking.
But to have a friend and to be true under any and all
trials is the mark of a man!
- Charles Alexander Eastman

There wasn't much around.
After the shows, we would go to an Italian restaurant
that a friend of ours owned and so I didn't get a chance to see much.
Actually, that holds true of most places I've been.
- Connie Francis

True friendship multiplies the good in life and divides its evils.
Strive to have friends, for life without friends is
like life on a desert island...
to find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune;
to keep him is a blessing.
- Baltasar Gracian

The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and friendship.
A true friend would die for you, so when you start
trying to count them on one hand,
you don't need any fingers.
- Larry Flynt

Faith: not wanting to know what is true.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe,
then I'd have to say that the universe
aimed rather low and settled for very little.
- George Carlin

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
- Alexander Pope

This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare

True believers just don't see things the way they are,
because if they did, they wouldn't be true believers anymore.
- Philip Caputo

There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world,
and the worst of it is that half of them are true.
- Winston Churchill

All our dreams can come true,
if we have the courage to pursue them.
- Walt Disney

True love comes quietly,
without banners or flashing lights.
If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
- Erich Segal

The only true love is love at first sight;
second sight dispels it.
- Israel Zangwill

It is sad but unfortunately true that
man learns nothing from history.
- Carl Jung

I don't care what anybody says about me
as long as it isn't true.
- Truman Capote

True love is like ghosts,
which everyone talks about and few have seen.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Children, cartoon animals, comedians,
and space aliens can get away with saying
what the rest of us are afraid is true,
but are embarrassed to talk about.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People are stupid;
given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything.
Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie
because they want to believe it's true,
or because they are afraid it might be true.
- Terry Goodkind

I do not need anyone's permission to be my true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The true meaning of life is to plant trees,
under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
- Nelson Henderson

You do not need anyone's permission to be your true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
- Oscar Wilde

Every religion is true one way or another.
It is true when understood metaphorically.
But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors,
interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble.
- Joseph Campbell

Where there is shouting, there is no true knowledge.
- Leonardo da Vinci

True love is a process of co-creation
in which neither feels ownership or superiority.
Jealousy is a highly destructive force
for love and relationships.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Play with life, laugh with life,
dance lightly with life,
and smile at the riddles of life,
knowing that life's only true lessons
are writ small in the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The book of life is filled with incoherent riddles.
Life's true lessons are inscribed in a corner of the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If I try to be like him, who will be like me?
- Yiddish proverb

Those who realize their folly are not true fools.
- Zhuangzi

Your inner thoughts reveal your true nature.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

True friendship is never serene.
- Marquise de Sevigne

Man prefers to believe what he prefers to be true.
- Francis Bacon

True friendship is like sound health;
the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
- Charles Caleb Colton

For those of true faith, death is not a time to mourn,
but a time to celebrate returning to the Creator.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The secret of making dreams come true
can be summarized in four C's.
They are Curiosity, Confidence, Courage, and Constancy;
and the greatest of these is Confidence.
- Walt Disney

True Love burns the brightest,
But the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.
- Anonymous

The WORK
1.Is it true?
2.Can you absolutely know that it's true?
3.How do you react when you think that thought?
4.Who would you be without the thought?
- Byron Katie

I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

The course of true love never did run smooth.
- William Shakespeare


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