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I tremble for my country when I reflect that God
is just; that his justice cannot sleep forever.
- Thomas Jefferson

If God is just, I tremble for my country.
- Thomas Jefferson

Never say there is nothing beautiful in the world anymore.
There is always something to make you wonder
in the shape of a tree, the trembling of a leaf.
- Albert Schweitzer

The Sweetest Strawberry:
A man traveling across a field encountered a tiger.
He fled, the tiger after him.
Coming to a precipice,
he caught hold of the root of a wild vine
and swung himself over the edge.
The tiger sniffed at him from above.
Trembling, the man looked down to where,
far below, another tiger was waiting to eat him.
Only the vine sustained him.
Two mice, one white and one black,
little by little started to gnaw away the vine.
The man then saw a luscious strawberry near him.
Grasping the vine with one hand,
he plucked the strawberry with the other.
How sweet it tasted.
- Zen Koan


 

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller


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Never call an accountant a credit to his profession;
a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
- Charles Lyell

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

We have a great life here in Alaska,
and we're never going back to America again!
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly,
but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY fly!
- the movie Shrek (2001)

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Edgar Bergen

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston Churchill

I always pass on good advice.
It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

Eating words has never given me indigestion.
- Winston Churchill

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard

The savage in man is never quite eradicated.
- Henry David Thoreau

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
- H. L. Mencken

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth

I would never want to be a member of a group
whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
- George Carlin

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- Anonymous

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing
for most of us that it is not.
- Oscar Wilde

I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel

Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller

People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous

Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
- Oscar Wilde

Never stir up litigation.
A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.
- Abraham Lincoln

Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.
- Confucius

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.
- Mark Twain

I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson

Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

My father always told me that
all businessmen were sons of bitches,
but I never believed it till now.
- John F. Kennedy

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell

Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde

The way for a young man to rise is
to improve himself in every way he can,
never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.
- Abraham Lincoln

Which form of proverb do you prefer
Better late than never, or Better never than late?
- Lewis Carroll

A person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein

Never put off till tomorrow
what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

You never can tell with bees.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

One should never know too precisely
whom one has married
- Friedrich Nietzsche

She drove me to drink.
That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
- the movie Never Give a Sucker an Even Break

Hate is never conquered by hate,
Hate is only conquered by love.
- The Buddha

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I make it a policy to try never to
make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way.
After all, there's always all kinds of new ways
to make a complete idiot of myself.
Why repeat the old ones?
- Margot Dalton

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump

You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis

"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brain."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

There are only two or three human stories,
and they go on repeating themselves as fiercely
as if they had never happened before.
- Willa Cather

People will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou

Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle,
and the life of the candle will not be shortened.
Happiness never decreases by being shared.
- The Buddha

Anyone who knows history, particularly
the history of Europe, will, I think,
recognize that the domination
of education or of government
by any one particular religious faith
is never a happy arrangement for the people.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Our Joy comes from living our own lives simply -
never from demanding that others live simply -
or from ever making any demands whatsoever upon others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge:
it is those who know little, and not those who know much,
who so positively assert that this or that problem
will never be solved by science.
- Charles Darwin

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart

Never lose a holy curiosity.
- Albert Einstein

Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
- Satchel Paige


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