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The claim "I was only following orders" has been used
to justify too many tragedies in our history.
- Captain Picard of the television series
STAR TREK: The Next Generation

Random chance seems to have operated in our favor ...
there was no deity involved.
- Spock character in the Star Trek television series

Interesting.
You Earth people glorify organized violence for 40 centuries,
but you imprison those who employ it privately.
- the character Spock in the television series Star Trek

Martyrs cannot be silenced.
- the television show Star Trek: The Next Generation


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In critical moments men sometimes see
exactly what they wish to see.
- the character Spock of the television series Star Trek

Humans do have an amazing capacity
for believing what they choose,
and excluding that which is painful.
- Spock (character in Star Trek television series)

Humans make illogical decisions.
- Spock (character in Star Trek movies and TV shows)


 

Where there is no emotion,
there is no motive for violence.
- the character Spock in the Star Trek television series

To deny the facts would be illogical.
- the character Spock in the television series Star Trek

Friendship must dare to risk, or it's not friendship.
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard in the TV show Star Trek: The Next Generation

Things are only impossible until they're not.
- Jean-Luc Picard, character in STAR TREK: The Next Generation

There are times, sir, when men of good conscience
cannot blindly follow orders.
- Captain Picard, STAR TREK: The Next Generation

Change is the essential process of all existence.
- Spock character in Star Trek

What you want is irrelevant,
what you have chosen is at hand.
- Spock character in Star Trek VI movie

Love does not claim possession, but gives freedom.
- Rabindranath Tagore

We must be free not because we claim freedom,
but because we practice it.
- William Faulkner

I claim that human mind or human society
is not divided into watertight compartments
called social, political and religious.
All act and react upon one another.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I claim to be a simple individual liable
to err like any other fellow mortal.
I own, however, that I have humility enough
to confess my errors and to retrace my steps.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

We are born at a given moment, in a given place and,
like vintage years of wine, we have the qualities of the year
and of the season of which we are born.
Astrology does not lay claim to anything more.
- Carl Jung

The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous

Love is an irresistible desire
to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost

Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
- Mae West

Love is like an hourglass,
with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
- Jules Renard

Men always want to be a woman's first love -
women like to be a man's last romance.
- Oscar Wilde

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
- H. L. Mencken

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter
quite like unrequited love.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts comic

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
- H. L. Mencken

I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
- H. L. Mencken

In order to be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.
- Helen Rowland

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein

Love is loving what your lover loves.
- Anonymous

True love is like ghosts,
which everyone talks about and few have seen.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

My boyfriend and I broke up.
He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
- Rita Rudner

My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
- Anonymous

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
- Albert Einstein

A honeymoon should be like a table:
four bare legs and no drawers.
- Anonymous

Love thy neighbor -
and if he happens to be tall,
debonair and devastating,
it will be that much easier.
- Mae West

I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed ma hair.
- the movie The Cabin in the Cotton

Love is a grave mental disease.
- Plato

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -
and another, in case it doesn't rain.
- Mae West

A relationship, I think, is like a shark.
You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall (1977)

A woman in love can't be reasonable -
or she probably wouldn't be in love.
- Mae West

Love is what makes two people
sit in the middle of a park bench
when there is plenty of room at both ends.
- Anonymous

True love comes quietly,
without banners or flashing lights.
If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
- Erich Segal

The Wedding March always reminds me of the music
played when soldiers go into battle.
- Heinrich Heine

When you are courting a nice girl
an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder
a second seems like an hour.
That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein

Oh, come on, Shrek, wake up and smell the pheromones!
- the movie Shrek (2001)

Love is metaphysical gravity.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Love looks through a telescope;
envy, through a microscope.
- Josh Billings

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth
until the hour of separation.
- Khalil Gibran

One's first love is always perfect
until one meets one's second love.
- Elizabeth Aston

Love is only a dirty trick played on us
to achieve continuation of the species.
- W. Somerset Maugham

I love to shop after a bad relationship.
I don't know. I buy a new outfit
and it makes me feel better. It just does.
Sometimes I see a really great outfit,
I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- Rita Rudner

The only true love is love at first sight;
second sight dispels it.
- Israel Zangwill

The feeling of friendship is like that
of being comfortably filled with roast beef;
love, like being enlivened with champagne.
- Samuel Johnson

I have found that if you love life,
life will love you back.
- Arthur Rubinstein

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance,
but with somebody else.
- Mae West

Beauty is an outward gift,
which is seldom despised,
except by those to whom it has been refused.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm not talking about lust.
A woman in lust wants chocolate.
A woman in love wants diamonds.
- the movie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

True love is a process of co-creation
in which neither feels ownership or superiority.
Jealousy is a highly destructive force
for love and relationships.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Where there is great love,
there are always miracles.
- Willa Cather

Love Without Limits.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Love is the flower you've got to let grow.
- John Lennon

He who marries for love without money
has good nights and sorry days.
- Anonymous

Look your best - who said love is blind?
- Mae West

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- Anonymous

Beauty is the bait which with delight
allures man to enlarge his kind.
- Socrates

I want a girl just like good old mom,
who is different in every way.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
- Erica Jong

New Yorkers love it when you spill your guts out there.
Spill your guts at Wimbledon and they make you stop and clean it up.
- Jimmy Carter


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