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Funny Trade Quotes
Funny Quotes about Trade

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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed
by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do.
So throw off the bowlines.
Sail away from the safe harbor.
Catch the trade winds in your sails.
Explore. Dream. Discover.
- widely misattributed to Mark Twain

Nay, be a Columbus to whole new
continents and worlds within you,
opening new channels, not of trade, but of thought.
- Henry David Thoreau

Be a Columbus to whole new continents and worlds within you,
opening new channels, not of trade, but of thought.
- Henry David Thoreau

He that hath a Trade, hath an Estate.
- Benjamin Franklin


 

In America and Europe, the nomadism is of trade and curiosity.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is usually people in the money business,
finance, and international trade that are really rich.
- Robin Leach

The only way that we can reduce our financial dependence
on the inflow of funds from the rest of the world is
to reduce our trade deficit.
- Martin Feldstein


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The Creator has not thought proper
to mark those in the forehead
who are of stuff to make good generals.
We are first, therefore, to seek them blindfold,
and then let them learn the trade
at the expense of great losses.
- Thomas Jefferson

If the present Congress errs in too much talking,
how can it be otherwise in a body to which the people
send one hundred and fifty lawyers,
whose trade it is to question everything,
yield nothing, and talk by the hour?
- Thomas Jefferson

The history of all countries shows that the working
class exclusively by its own effort is able to develop
only trade-union consciousness.
- Vladimir Lenin

If you make a treaty first with the United States and
settle the matter of the opium trade,
England cannot change this, though she should desire to do so.
- Townsend Harris

War is the statesman's game, the priest's delight,
the lawyer's jest, the hired assassin's trade.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley

Trade a player a year too early rather than a year too late.
- Branch Rickey

Our current identification system is so disjointed
that the World Trade Center terrorists had a total
of 63 valid driver's licenses between them.
- Jack Kingston

If you review the commercial history,
you will discover anyone who controls oriental trade
will get hold of global wealth.
- James J. Hill

There is not in the world so toilsome a trade as the pursuit of fame;
life concludes before you have so much as sketched your work.
- Jean de la Bruyere

In government as well as in trade a new era came to the colonies in 1763.
- Albert Bushnell Hart

Strategy is about making choices, trade-offs;
it's about deliberately choosing to be different.
- Michael Porter

The NRA provided that in America each industry should
be organized into a federally supervised trade association.
It was not called a corporative.
It was called a Code Authority.
- John T. Flynn

Trade isn't about goods.
Trade is about information.
Goods sit in the warehouse until information moves them.
- C. J. Cherryh

I don't mean to complain.
I wouldn't trade my life for anything.
- Lucinda Williams

A losing trade, I assure you, sir: literature is a drug.
- George Borrow

My wife had taken off on a plane.
Two airplanes had crashed into the World Trade Center.
I, of course, like any other person,
felt potentially devastated,
panicky a little bit.
- Ted Olson

There is a trade off - as you grow older you gain wisdom
but you lose spontaneity.
- Kenny Rogers

The free trade movement in the middle of the last century
represents the first conscious recognition of these
new circumstances and of the necessity to adapt to them.
- Christian Lous Lange

Literature flourishes best when it is half a trade and half an art.
- William Ralph Inge

Some of my friends who know me best say they wouldn't
trade places with me for $1 million because of the pace I lead.
- Loretta Lynn

I am in favor of helping the prosperity of all countries because,
when we are all prosperous, the trade with each becomes
more valuable to the other.
- William Howard Taft

I believe you are your work.
Don't trade the stuff of your life, time,
for nothing more than dollars.
That's a rotten bargain.
- Rita Mae Brown

Anyway, several rewrites later, Del Rey Books did publish my first novel,
and it did become the first work of fiction on the
New York Times trade paperback bestseller list.
- Terry Brooks

And there is no trade or employment but the young man
following it may become a hero.
- Walt Whitman

The trade of banks is the buying and selling of interest and exchange.
- William Petty

I wouldn't trade the experiences I've had over the
past 36 years for anything.
- Gil Gerard

In Africa today, we recognise that trade and investment,
and not aid, are pillars of development.
- Paul Kagame

Every country has it trade offs.
- Peter Tork

Unless the trade deficit shrinks, the combination of
the trade deficit and the interest and dividend payments
to foreigners will grow ever more rapidly.
- Martin Feldstein

We came back right over the World Trade Center and could see,
even from that altitude, the devastation,
the smoke that was coming up.
It was obvious it was going to be horrible.
- Hugh Shelton

I speak for a lot of church groups, youth groups,
schools, colleges and do personal appearances.
I've done conventions and trade shows.
A lot of different little hats.
- Donna Douglas

We've advanced in the construction of a true free-trade
area across South America...
What's needed now is less rhetoric and more action.
- Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva

China has not lived up to any other trade agreements over the last decade...
They don't have any compliance or enforcement.
- David Bonior

A country like France now does two-thirds of its trade within the euro zone.
- Jean-Pierre Raffarin

To try to correct imbalances with trade restrictions is a grave error.
- Rodrigo Rato

Amin hid nothing.
Everybody knew everything.
Yet the American Senate only introduced a resolution
breaking off trade with Amin three months before his overthrow.
- Ryszard Kapuscinski

If a man loves the labour of his trade,
apart from any question of success or fame,
the gods have called him.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

The WTO has one of the most impressive records in global economic governance,
by promoting trade liberalisation and economic development.
- Anna Lindh

Globalization and free trade do spur economic growth,
and they lead to lower prices on many goods.
- Robert Reich

It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything.
- Colin Quinn

On completion of my military service,
I went back to the factory and to the trade union.
- Leon Jouhaux

This is my first visit to Africa, a region where President
Bush has voiced a deep passion for fostering and encouraging economic development,
investment and trade.
- Donald Evans

Although China and United States are competitors,
China and the United States are indeed partners in trade.
- Zhu Rongji

The methods by which a trade union can alone act,
are necessarily destructive; its organization is necessarily tyrannical.
- Henry George

The dissolution of the trade unions was in the air then.
- Fritz Sauckel

Insecurity, commonly regarded as a weakness in normal people,
is the basic tool of the actor's trade.
- Miranda Richardson

The trade unions, far from being content with these declarations,
established international liaisons and supported every
policy based on pacification and understanding.
- Leon Jouhaux

Even in Britain, the trade unions tell me that employment
contracts have less protection than in the past.
- Jacques Delors

Opponents of cap and trade should be careful what they wish for.
- Joshua A. Tucker

So, after school, I needed to learn a trade and started to work as a tailor.
- Desmond Dekker

War is the trade of Kings.
- John Dryden

The goal is to normalize trade relations based on sound
science and consumer protection.
- Mike Johanns

For too long, Japan has been dragging its feet as it
ignores the steps the U.S.
has made to ensure a safe beef supply and shows a disregard
for our prior trade pacts.
- Randy Neugebauer

Buzzwords and cliches - those are stock in trade.
There's nothing wrong with them.
- Michael Nesmith

All too often miners, and indeed other trade unionists,
underestimate the economic strength they have.
- Arthur Scargill

Each co-operative institution will become a school
of business in which each member will acquire a knowledge
of the laws of trade and commerce.
- Leland Stanford

You have to be very rich or very poor to live without a trade.
- Albert Camus

Where trade unions are most firmly organized,
there are the rights of the people most respected.
- Samuel Gompers

Advertising is the life of trade.
- Calvin Coolidge

No trade will be made unless they want the thing more
than they want their money.
- Roy H. Williams

Free trade should not mean free labor.
- Stephen F. Lynch

Our trade opens to all the world.
- Ezra Stiles

The augmentation of slaves weakens the states;
and such a trade is diabolical in itself,
and disgraceful to mankind.
- George Mason

Without the right tools, we can't police our markets from illegal trade.
- Chris Chocola


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