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Funny Threat Quotes
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Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Earth Day 1970 was irrefutable evidence that the American
people understood the environmental threat and wanted action to resolve it.
- Barry Commoner

It is difficult to discern a serious threat to religious
liberty from a room of silent,
thoughtful schoolchildren.
- Sandra Day O'Connor

What if it were only an illusion?
Perhaps life is not as threatening as it appears.
Perhaps the greatest threat to our serenity
is our fear of the future -
our fear of the unknown.
Perhaps, as Franklin D. Roosevelt said,
"The Only Thing We Have to Fear Is Fear Itself."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

People who don't vote have no line of credit with people
who are elected and thus pose no threat to those who
act against our interests.
- Marian Wright Edelman

A State in the grip of neo-colonialism is not master of its own destiny.
It is this factor which makes neo-colonialism such
a serious threat to world peace.
- Kwame Nkrumah

When I came out here, my manager thought that casting
directors might think I'm a girl,
and when I did Threat Matrix, they thought Jamie was a little light.
- James Denton


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Potentially, a government is the most dangerous threat to man's rights:
it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force
against legally disarmed victims.
- Ayn Rand

I've always had a problem with the average macho man -
they've always been a threat to me.
- Kurt Cobain

In my childhood I always felt that I was treated unjustly,
without a mother, sick, and with the threat of punishment
in Hell hanging over my head.
- Edvard Munch

Whoever has an original thing to say,
it is sort of a threat to the status quo.
- Steve Lacy

Abatement in the hostility of one's enemies must never
be thought to signify they have been won over.
It only means that one has ceased to constitute a threat.
- Quentin Crisp

In the 1930s one was aware of two great evils -
mass unemployment and the threat of war.
- James Meade

America won the Cold War by protecting our strategic
resources from the threat of foreign control.
We must bring the same attitude to our trade relationship with China.
- Jo Ann Emerson

It is rare that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man,
but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman.
- Alexandre Dumas

The greatest threat to the security of the people of
North Korea comes from the government of North Korea.
- Ari Fleischer

The women's movement will present a growing threat
to patriarchal religion less by attacking it than by
simply leaving it behind.
- Carol P. Christ

I am committed to protecting our country against the threat of terrorism.
- Jim Ryun

He's a threat to win until his brain turns to tapioca.
- Gary McCord

Al Qaeda is still a threat.
We cannot pretend somehow that because Barack Hussein
Obama got elected as president,
suddenly everything is going to be OK.
- Barack Obama

Adults under threat feel like children.
- Martha Beck

We shall continue to work for a Middle East that is
free of strife and violence,
living in harmony without the threat of terrorism or
the dangers of weapons of mass destruction.
- Hosni Mubarak

At no point was my career under threat,
so I always knew that I would get back into action.
- Jamie Redknapp

Are hackers a threat? The degree of threat presented by any conduct,
whether legal or illegal, depends on the actions and
intent of the individual and the harm they cause.
- Kevin Mitnick

I am concerned for the security of our great Nation;
not so much because of any threat from without,
but because of the insidious forces working from within.
- Douglas MacArthur

Iran poses the most serious long-term threat to regional stability.
- Ehud Barak

The resolution has made a real threat of war go away
and opens the way for further work in the interests of a political-
diplomatic settlement of the situation around Iraq.
- Igor Ivanov

The threat of terrorism is not stronger than the will of the American people.
- Chaka Fattah

We have an integrated picture of the threat from outside
and from within that is provided not only to our foreign
ministers but also to our justice and interior ministers.
- Gijs de Vries

If the conditions were right there could be great acceptance.
Often it is only when they pose an economic or political
threat that it turns really ugly.
- Iris Chang

This is a historic moment in global public health,
demonstrating the international will to tackle a threat to health head on.
- Gro Harlem Brundtland

If Saddam rejects peace and we have to use force,
our purpose is clear.
We want to seriously diminish the threat posed by Iraq's
weapons of mass destruction program.
- William J. Clinton

The threat from Saddam Hussein and weapons of mass destruction -
chemical,
biological, potentially nuclear weapons capability -
that threat is real.
- Tony Blair

I don't try to be a threat to MicroSoft,
mainly because I don't really see MS as competition.
Especially not Windows-the goals of Linux and Windows are simply so different.
- Linus Torvalds

This syndrome, SARS, is now a worldwide health threat...
The world needs to work together to find its cause,
cure the sick and stop its spread.
- Gro Harlem Brundtland

Throughout our courtship, Kenny told me that he had
proof that Saddam Hussein was a threat because he possessed
weapons of mass destruction.
I told him, 'You had me at weapons.'
- Renee Zellweger

All violence consists in some people forcing others,
under threat of suffering or death, to do what they do not want to do.
- Leo Tolstoy

Ladies and gentlemen, I wish I had better news for
you but we are facing a storm that most of us have feared.
This is a threat that we've never faced before.
- Ray Nagin

It seems true that the growth of science and secularism
made organized Christianity feel under threat.
- Mary Douglas

I went to dance classes from 9 in the morning until 1,
then to school from 3 to 10 at night,
always under the threat that if I failed a single course
I could forget about dancing.
- Victoria Abril

The European brand of fascism will probably present
its most serious postwar threat to us via Latin America.
- Henry A. Wallace

We're learning as we go.
We're a lot smarter this time.
We understand what it takes to mobilize away from the threat of a hurricane.
- Ray Nagin

For while the threat of nuclear holocaust has been significantly reduced,
the world remains a very unsettled and dangerous place.
- William S. Cohen

We can no longer let the threat of an early frost send
a chill of fear throughout a large portion of our workforce.
Diversification is the only answer.
- Alan Autry

The threat to free television.
The reason television is free is because it is a life
support system for commercials.
That fundamental aspect is about to change.
- Dick Wolf

More needs to be done to take the fight to the enemy
and secure our borders against the terrorist threat.
We need more protection on land, sea and air.
- Nick Lampson

I think that in the near term the only threat to demand
is some form of recession here in the United States.
- Andrew Gould

Probably the only place where a man can feel really
secure is in a maximum security prison,
except for the imminent threat of release.
- Germaine Greer

She stops, pauses, turns to the left to glance at some
possible threat or irregularity,
and then continues to the north.
This motion, so intensely human, transcends time.
- Mary Leakey

But the threat posed by the radical Islamists represents an unusual conflict,
unlike any experienced by our nation before:
we face an enemy that is not a state.
- Paul Weyrich

And if you're not going to have a clear health threat,
you don't want to panic people.
- William Scranton

We are stymied by regulations, limited choice and the threat of litigation.
Neither consultants nor industry itself provide research
which takes architecture forward.
- Arthur Erickson

What I see as the greatest threat to America is that
the American people will put political pressure on
their leaders to pull out of Iraq before we should.
- Thelma Drake

The avian influenza found in mainland British Columbia
poses no significant threat to human health.
- John Clifford

The small companies who feel that the majors are a threat,
or are predators, will use that as an excuse for their eventual downfall.
Don't blame others for your own inadequacies.
- Greg Ginn

Since its very inception, Israel has been a threat.
- Bashar al-Assad

The real threat to whales is whaling,
which has endangered many whale species.
- Dave Barry

The greatest threat to the constitutional right to vote is voter fraud.
- Lynn Westmoreland

One can only guess the amount of magic mushrooms a
sane person would have to consume to believe that a
frisbee constituted a genuine threat to roughly 3,000 police officers.
- Mark Thomas

I think what we've learned is that the terrorist threat is serious,
but it shifts.
You cannot make a single person the sole focus of your counterterrorism.
- Paul Bremer

The great threat to the young and pure in heart is
not what they read but what they don't read.
- Heywood Broun

With freedom comes responsibility, and I can think
of no responsibility greater than putting on a U.S
military uniform and standing in the gap between an
enemy threat and civilian life.
- Zack Wamp

We must make every effort to neutralize this threat peacefully,
but be ever mindful of the growing danger Iran poses
not just to a safe and free America,
but to our allies abroad.
- Dave Reichert

I think it is important for Europe to understand that
even though I am president and George Bush is not president,
Al Qaeda is still a threat.
- Barack Obama

He who fears not death fears not a threat.
- Pierre Corneille

We have to face the reality of climate change.
It is arguably the biggest threat we are facing today.
- William Hague

Above all, we shall wage no more unilateral,
ill-planned, ill-considered, and ill-prepared invasions
of foreign countries that pose no actual threat to our security.
- Theodore C. Sorensen

Racism is man's gravest threat to man -
the maximum of hatred for a minimum of reason.
- Abraham Joshua Heschel

The anguish in London is a vivid reminder of why we
cannot relent in taking the steps necessary to defend
our homeland from the present terrorist threat.
- Mike Pence

As the third anniversary of the September 11th attacks
draws near we must ensure our nation is prepared to
handle the continued threat of violence and terrorism on our country.
- Leonard Boswell

Had we not pursued the hydrogen bomb,
there is a very real threat that we would now all be speaking Russian.
I have no regrets.
- Edward Teller


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