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Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

You have to think anyway, so why not think big?
- Donald Trump

Think little goals and expect little achievements.
Think big goals and win big success.
- David Joseph Schwartz

I think we have to act like stars because it is expected of us.
So we drive our big cars and live in our smart houses.
- Maurice Gibb


 

I think people are sick and tired of all the abuse songs,
and drug addiction, we want to bring to world a big fat smile.
- Steve Brown

As long as your going to be thinking anyway,
think big.
- Donald Trump

I think suspense is a big thing.
- Gina Philips


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They think I'm being serious when actually I'm a very big clown.
But you have to know me to see that.
I'm constantly cracking up and cracking everybody else around me up.
- Lenny Kravitz

I was a militant smoker, and in my case,
I think I particularly used smoking because what I
felt was a kind of politically correct big brother assault on smoking.
- Joe Eszterhas

And sometimes I actually start to think human life
is just as cheap to corporate America as animal life,
so long as there are big profits to be made.
- Tom Scholz

I think your alcohol intake has to change.
You know, usually a big person feels they can drink
anything they want to and as much as they want to and I've cut that way back.
- Mike Ditka

Yes, but I think the big thing for everyone is to wear
what they want and what suits them.
- Richard O'Brien

When it comes to two of the big social earthquakes
in the last fifty years -
which are the gay movement and the women's movement -
I think there is a direct line from Kinsey to those.
- Bill Condon

I think the Lombardi teams enjoyed and wanted to get into the big games.
- Ray Nitschke

So many of today's programs are about trophies and jackets,
and we think that's a big mistake.
- Bobby Orr

I'm a big fan of huge populations of people,
so you'd think with 300 million people in the country,
you don't even have to please 1% to be phenomenally successful.
- Penn Jillette

On occasions I have been big-headed.
I think most people are when they get in the limelight.
I call myself Big Head just to remind myself not to be.
- Brian Clough

What is that song that Willie Nelson sang? 'Oh,
the days dwindle down to a precious few.'
I think of that.
No big deal.
I've reached a stage in my life where I am content.
- Gabriel Byrne

Lynda Carter, I think the reason I liked her was because
she was so down to earth.
Even though she was a big star and she was Miss America,
she was very approachable.
- Thuy Trang

There were eleven publishers in New York City,
and when it was all over, I think it went down to four or five,
and then finally just the three of them,
the Big Three.
- Dan DeCarlo

I don't think I'll ever be a producer who's into taking
the meetings and fighting the big fights with studios.
I really don't like that part.
I'm much more interested in the material.
- Meg Ryan

Since I was a little child, my nose -
I think it's too big.
- Celine Dion

We think it will be shortly afterwards,
but it seems a terrible thing to gamble with such big
stakes in diplomacy without having your master card in your hand.
- Henry L. Stimson

But it's just that the whole country is making generally
lousy films these days and has been for quite a while.
That's the big problem that we all have to think about.
- Alexander Payne

My life has been one great big joke,
a dance that's walked a song that's spoke,
I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
- Maya Angelou

I know there are going to be big challenges financially,
but I'm excited artistically.
I think that if the experience is better artistically,
then we have more hope in the future.
- Karen Kain

I think there's been a big problem between religion,
or organized religion, and spirituality.
- Dave Davies

I think most people realize that Barbara and Jenna are college kids,
and to make such a big deal out of it is a bit ridiculous.
At least now, the press has stopped.
- Lauren Bush

The gun issue is a big, unresolved issue in this country right now.
I think it's out of control.
- Nora Dunn

I think what happened there was just the budget would
be too big to build these sets because nothing really
exists here in New York of that period;
you have to build it all.
- Martin Scorsese

I think Linux is a great thing, in the big picture.
It's a great hacker's tool, and it has a lot of potential
to become something more.
- Jamie Zawinski

I suppose young people think football is glamorous -
soccer -
it's big money and the stars of it,
they look good and have a great big house and a huge Ferrari.
- Bryan Ferry

Woody Allen has done some excellent serious movies,
too, like Crimes And Misdemeanors.
Very overlooked movie, I think, and really his best.
And currently I like Big Fish!
- David Zucker

If you're not adapting to the very rapidly changing environment,
if you can't think creatively, you lose big in this
society because there are very few jobs for you left.
- Robert Sternberg

You start to think bigger when you see how quickly
a TV show can catch on in a whole country.
That confidence, and thinking big, opened a lot of doors.
- Andrew Shue

In fact, Moon came on tour with us for a bit just before
a big festival in Brighton,
I think.
- Neil Innes

As far as big egos, there are definitely guys out there
that just think God only knows what about themselves.
- Ethan Suplee

I think we've come a long way since then.
The big thing that changed was when ecstasy came along in Britain.
- Neil Tennant

I think good radio often uses the techniques of fiction:
characters,
scenes, a big urgent emotional question.
And as in the best fiction, tone counts for a lot.
- Ira Glass

I want a big career, a big man, and a big life.
You have to think big - that's the only way to get it...
I just couldn't stand being anonymous.
- Mia Farrow

I know very few Americans, though I like the way they think.
They think big.
- Brigitte Bardot

And I wouldn't take on such a big thing if I didn't think I could nail it.
- Trish Stratus

I don't think I had a Catherine Bach poster,
but I know a lot of my friends desecrated those,
big time.
- Sean William Scott

The American people think the government in Washington is too big.
That it spends too much.
And - and that it's totally out of control.
They want something done about it.
- John Boehner

The world has become one big grassy knoll,
crawling with lone gunmen who think they're the Warren Commission.
- Ken MacLeod

The most important ways in which I think the Internet
will affect the big issue is that it will make it more
difficult for government to collect taxes.
- Milton Friedman

Personally I don't think solving corruption is such a big problem.
- Imran Khan

They have all different names for music.
I think the music I'm going to change the style with is going to be really,
really big-years and years after I'm gone.
- Ike Turner

I think The Big Picture was such a huge shift from my second record.
- Michael W. Smith

You know, after filming the movie the book was still just as big.
I think it was actually bigger.
I think Stephen King went back and wrote extra pages.
He's fantastic.
- Timothy Olyphant

Think I'll win.
Could be big.
- Bob Dole

Conservative think tanks like the Heritage Foundation
and Cato Institute have criticized Bush for his big increases in spending,
which far exceed those of the Clinton era.
- Jim Cooper

I think the New Bohemians' inability to say no was
a big part of our problem.
- Edie Brickell

The BBC has the obligation to think big.
And at the moment, that clarion call sounds an uncertain note to me.
- Jonathan Dimbleby

I am a really big Harry Potter fan and I've seen all the sets,
I've lived Harry Potter and I don't think it's destroyed the books at all,
I think it's really spot on.
- Rupert Grint

We have a big opportunity in China.
We think the number of stores here can rival the number in North America.
- Howard Schultz

You tend to think that there is a big gap between F1 and everything else.
F1 is where all the fantastic drivers are,
so you just don't know how good you are until you get there.
- Jean Alesi

I think everything Joni Mitchell did for music was big.
- Maynard James Keenan

My second record was all about big ideas -
I was trying to make big statements about the culture,
about life.
I think in a certain way, I was a 27 year old kid with a guitar.
- Duncan Sheik

You have to think big to be big.
- Claude M. Bristol

The bigger we get, I think the more it's changing things,
which is great, but we didn't set out to do that.
We just wanted to be as big as we possibly could be.
- Dan Hawkins

I think the human race made a big mistake at the beginning
of the industrial revolution,
we leaped for the mechanical things,
people need the use of their hands to feel creative.
- Andre Norton

When I get older, I don't think I'll like to have wrinkles,
or a big jelly belly.
I cannot have it.
- Adriana Lima

It's a big error to think that because you like somebody's work,
you're going to like him.
- Paul Simon

I think that the public is in and the public is in big,
and the public is not, I don't think going to pull
out because the public knows what I said about 1987.
- Jim Cramer

If you're going to be thinking, you may as well think big.
- Donald Trump

I don't think as big and as creative as Joss.
- Julie Benz

I have learned to respect ideas, wherever they come from.
Often they come from clients.
Account executives often have big creative ideas,
regardless of what some writers think.
- Leo Burnett

I don't think Alfonso was a big expert on Potter either.
He was feeling his way through it more than I was.
- David Thewlis

I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot...
when you think about the consequences you always think of a negative result.
- Michael Jordan

I think a big part of our attraction to sport movies
are the stories contained within the sports.
- Rachel Griffiths


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