Enter one or two keywords to search these Funny Quotes.

Hint: keep it simple, like life twain




Facebook share   Tweet This   Email this

Funny Quotes about Life
Funny Quotes about Life | Funny Love Quotes | Links | About
Search:   A-   B-   Ca-   Co-   D-   E-   F-   G-   H-    I-    J-K-L   M-   N-O   Pa-   Pr-   Q-R   Sa-   Sk-   T-   U-V-W-X-Y-Z

Funny Think Before Quotes
Funny Quotes about Think Before

Let these funny Think Before Quotes from my large collection of funny quotes about life add a little humor to your day.

Always speak the truth,
think before you speak,
and write it down afterwards.
- Lewis Carroll

Children are born innocent.
Before they are domesticated they live in the moment,
love without fear, and don't even think about the opinions of others.
- don Miguel Ruiz

If I read a book that impresses me,
I have to take myself firmly in hand
before I mix with other people;
otherwise they would think my mind rather queer.
- Anne Frank

A friend is one before whom I can think aloud.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson


 

More than any other in Western Europe,
Britain remains a country where a traveler has to think
twice before indulging in the ordinary food of ordinary people.
- Joseph Lelyveld

Naturally, every age thinks that all ages before it were prejudiced,
and today we think this more than ever, and are just as wrong
as all previous ages that thought so.
How often have we not seen the truth condemned!
It is sad but unfortunately true that man learns nothing from history.
- Carl Jung

A veteran journalist has never had time to think twice before he writes.
- George Bernard Shaw


Get a Funny Quote of the Day each day by email or in your feed reader.

 Subscribe in a reader -- or
Enter your email address:




Delivered by FeedBurner


I don't think anybody should get married before they're 30.
You're too young to really know yourself.
- Jeremy London

Think before you act and act on what you believe.
- Bo Bennett

I think the feelings in my music were suggested to
me before I even had the ability to play music.
- John Frusciante

If I'm not afraid when I'm reading a script,
that means I know I've done it before.
If I read something and think, Wow, I can't play this part,
then I want to play it more.
- Linda Fiorentino

Think twice before you speak, because your words and
influence will plant the seed of either success or
failure in the mind of another.
- Napoleon Hill

I think setting a goal, getting a visual image of what it is you want.
You've got to see what it is you want to achieve before you can pursue it.
- Chuck Norris

Before every performance, I think I am about to keel over.
- Brenda Blethyn

People think our music's very aggressive or angry or whatever,
and it's just the opposite, really...
I like laughing.
And I like being really calm before a show,
and smiley.
- Serj Tankian

Think of yourself as on the threshold of unparalleled success.
A whole, clear, glorious life lies before you.
Achieve!
Achieve!
- Andrew Carnegie

I think this can be a championship team.
But we do have to take it one game at a time.
You can't look at the end of the road before you get the next foot in.
- Michael Strahan

If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
- Jimmy Nail

I think before 1997 is over, NATO will have taken giant
strides in what's called adaptation,
the discussions about bringing the French fully into the NATO forces.
- Warren Christopher

I had never done Shakespeare before,
but I don't think you can be an actor and not do it.
There were moments when I thought, I'm just not going
to be able to pull this off.
- Jessica Lange

People do think that if they avoid the truth,
it might change to something better before they have to hear it.
- Marsha Norman

I think that you make the best choice with the information
that you have before you at that given time.
- Eriq La Salle

Do you not know that there comes a midnight hour
when every one has to throw off his mask?
Do you believe that life will always let itself be mocked?
Do you think you can slip away a little before midnight
in order to avoid this? Or are you not terrified by it?
I have seen men in real life who so long deceived others
that at last their true nature could not reveal itself;...
In every man there is something which to a certain degree
prevents him from becoming perfectly transparent to himself;
and this may be the case in so high a degree,
he may be so inexplicably woven into relationships of life
which extend far beyond himself that he almost cannot reveal himself.
But he who cannot reveal himself cannot love,
and he who cannot love is the most unhappy man of all.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Some people say there was no jazz tenor before me.
All I know is I just had a way of playing and I didn't
think in terms of any other instrument but the tenor.
- Coleman Hawkins

I was improvising before I was reading music.
I was just trying to play things on the clarinet by ear.
I think my ear is one of my greatest assets.
- Pete Fountain

Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able
to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before.
We can actually finish jokes.
- Aries Spears

I had very low expectations.
Honestly, I think I had 11 rounds of golf the entire
year in before this tournament,
and I had hit balls maybe four or five times.
- Trent Dilfer

I don't think I've ever played the Olympia before,
but I'm not totally sure.
- Bryan Ferry

Great companies have high cultures of accountability,
it comes with this culture of criticism I was talking about before,
and I think our culture is strong on that.
- Steve Ballmer

Toil, feel, think, hope; you will be sure to dream enough before you die,
without arranging for it.
- John Sterling

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you,
they will be there long before any of us.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

I don't think religious groups should be allowed to
apply for federal funds to start new ministries they
have not been doing before the funding was available.
- Jerry Falwell

I'll think about things for thirty or forty years before I'll write it.
- Richard Brautigan

I don't care about my character here on earth.I don't
care about what other people think or say about me,
all I care about is my standing before the Lord.
- Brigham Young

I think there's a passion for God like never before.
- Michael W. Smith

So I think that I can say, as the President of Poland,
we're proud that I am coming from Poland,
which is different and what's more important,
much better than before.
- Aleksander Kwasniewski

For how many people do you think might yet stand on
this planet before the sun grows cold?
That's the responsibility we hold in our hands.
- David R. Brower

I always think 12 times before saying anything.
- Brenda Blethyn

It is only the young and callow and ignorant that admire rashness.
Think before you speak.
Know your subject.
- Cass Gilbert

You never let a serious crisis go to waste.
And what I mean by that it's an opportunity to do things
you think you could not do before.
- Rahm Emanuel

We do a hard fantasy as well as hard science fiction,
and I think I probably single-handedly recreated military science fiction.
It was dead before I started working in it.
- Jerry Pournelle

I just came into my own sexuality at thirty.
I don't think it's something you can deeply experience
at 18 or any time before that.
- Eva Longoria

Before my tenure, people didn't seem to think that
citizens had a right to limit the size of their government.
- William Weld

Going to another country you're not in your house,
you're with people you've never met before,
and I think it's definitely a good growing experience.
- Amanda Bynes

I think that's what I love about my life.
There's no maniacal master plan.
It's just unfolding before me.
- Cate Blanchett

I think that many of my ideas are correct,
but I'll bet you, before my death other discoveries
will be made that will prompt me to alter various ideas
I have about human evolution.
- Donald Johanson

People who think too much before they act don't act too much.
- Jimmy Buffett

Because I don't give the studios advanced quotes or
an advanced look at my reviews.
I think the readers deserve to read my reviews before the studios do.
- Roger Ebert

If I had had a chance to tour with Van Halen before the record,
I think it would have been a different record.
- Gary Cherone

I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning,
but it took me a really long time before I was able
to view what I was performing myself as an art form.
- Patton Oswalt

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order
for breakfast when you can't think of anything else.
Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I. - Claudette Colbert

I think we had made some tremendous progress in the
six months before I left.
- Jeffrey Skilling

I think I started learning lessons about being a good
person long before I ever knew what basketball was.
And that starts in the home, it starts with the parental influence.
- Julius Erving

I think I settled on the title before I ever wrote the book.
- Frank McCourt

I don't think there's anything more important than
making peace before it's too late.
And it almost always falls to the child to try to move toward the parent.
- Jane Fonda

I think that I was being much more uptight about those things before.
I feel like I really don't have to prove anything at
this point other than what I'm doing.
- Diana Krall

Dictionary is the only place that success comes before work.
Hard work is the price we must pay for success.
I think you can accomplish anything if you're willing to pay the price.
- Vince Lombardi

I don't really think about dance except just before rehearsals start.
I put it off.
I don't live my life thinking about dance.
- Paul Taylor

I was dyslexic before anybody knew what dyslexia was.
I was called 'slow'.
It's an awful feeling to think of yourself as 'slow' -
it's horrible.
- Robert Benton

I don't think it's the job of theatre at the moment
to provide political propaganda;
that would be simplistic.
We have to explore our situation further before we will understand it.
- Edward Bond

Ambition leads me not only farther than any other man has been before me,
but as far as I think it possible for man to go.
- James Cook

Think 100 times before you take a decision,
But once that decision is taken, stand by it as one man.
- Muhammad Ali Jinnah

I want everybody in the news business to think of ABC
before they go any place else.
If it costs us an extra few thousand dollars to do that,
what does it mean?
- Roone Arledge

Teach success before teaching responsibility.
Teach them to believe in themselves.
Teach them to think, 'I'm not stupid'.
No child wants to fail.
Everyone wants to succeed.
- Al Green

I think the world is full of evil people.
I think in some ways we're in more danger now than before.
- Dean Koontz

I think we musicians are emissaries.
Every time we go before the public, we're there to make converts.
- Hazel Scott

I don't think there will ever be a permanent truce,
but I believe the media needs to be more careful and
be willing to count to 10 before rushing on the air or into print.
- Bob Woodward

I always try to think before I talk.
- Margaret Chase Smith

I think it's easy for me to connect to some people,
and I don't know if that's the same thing as falling in love whereas before,
I might have said it was.
- Ashley Judd

It made me think about a whole area of human activity
that was not really a concern to me before that,
because I was involved in reading Chinese history,
or languages, or whatever.
- Ron Silver

I don't write for an audience, I don't think whether my book will sell,
I don't sell it before I finish writing it.
- Ann Patchett


Thank you for visiting: Funny Think Before Quotes - Funny Quotes about Think Before.

Please sign up on the form below to receive
my Free Daily Inspiration - Daily Quotes email.

You can also search my large collection of Funny Quotes.

May the world be kind to you,
and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Sign-up for your free subscription to my Daily Inspiration - Daily Quote email.

Your E-Mail Address:
Your Name:

To confirm your subscription, you must click on a link in the email being sent to you.

Each email contains an unsubscribe link. We will NEVER sell, rent, loan, or abuse your email address in ANY way.


Funny Quotes

 


All materials & writings are copyright © Jonathan Lockwood Huie, except for quotes and other specifically identified material which belong to their respective copyright holders if applicable.