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Funny Therapy Quotes
Funny Quotes about Therapy

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Movies are like an expensive form of therapy for me.
- Tim Burton

I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said
in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself,
and they didn't get it then.
Nothing's changed.
- Fiona Apple

If anyone would have been paying serious attention to my puppet shows,
I would have been sent to therapy very young.
- Bob Balaban

People think my work is therapeutic.
I don't see it that way.
It's not like I'm saving money from a weekly therapy
visit by writing down my life.
- Neil LaBute


 

In therapy I have learned the importance of keeping
spiritual life and professional life balanced.
I need to regain my balance.
- Tiger Woods

Therapy can help you grow.
Fears will just disappear.
- Stephanie Mills

Painting is much more than therapy to me its a way of life.
- Tony Curtis


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You can stay in therapy your whole life,
but you've got to live life and not talk about life.
- Tracey Gold

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love.
- Hubert H. Humphrey

In states where no regulation exists,
anyone is permitted to perform medical imaging and
radiation therapy procedures,
sometimes after just a few weeks of on-the-job training.
- Charles W. Pickering

We may define therapy as a search for value.
- Abraham Maslow

My routines come out of total unhappiness.
My audiences are my group therapy.
- Joan Rivers

Well, my brother says Hello.
So, hooray for speech therapy.
- Emo Philips

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can,
hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kid's therapy.
- Michelle Pfeiffer

I told my mother at about the seventh year of therapy
that I had been abused sexually by my father,
and she hung up the phone on me.
- Anne Heche

I'm interested in how artists and writers do this,
using art as therapy.
Escaping into the worlds we create.
We're all victims and few of us are truly free.
- David Lloyd

Therapy, as opposed to analysis, is a whole construct of myth,
beautiful and creative.
- Dennis Potter

Writing is a fine therapy for people who are perpetually
scared of nameless threats...
for jittery people.
- William Styron

Therapy was the biggest romance of my life.
- Dar Williams

The show has become my therapy.
- Damon Wayans

There are people who have benefited from therapy without
being confronted with the past at all.
- Alice Miller

Being in therapy is great.
I spend an hour just talking about myself.
It's kinda like being the guy on a date.
- Caroline Rhea

I try not to think about my life.
I have no life.
I need therapy.
- Keanu Reeves

Those artists who say that somehow therapy or analysis
will thwart their creativity are completely misinformed.
It's absolutely the opposite: it opens closed doors.
- Paul Schrader

I thought foolishly that Freudian psychoanalysis was
deeper and more intensive than other,
more directive forms of therapy, so I was trained in it and practiced it.
- Albert Ellis

I love being in therapy.
It's just constantly fulfilling for me.
- Jennifer Jason Leigh

Today I should not be identified with any kind of regressive therapy.
- Alice Miller

Smile, it's free therapy.
- Douglas Horton

Getting on stage is a bonus, that's my therapy,
that's when I can tell stories and it all makes sense.
- Jason Mraz

Words of comfort, skillfully administered,
are the oldest therapy known to man.
- Louis Nizer

Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend
$25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back;
so what,
smoke another one.
- Raul Julia

I had used eclectic therapy and behavior therapy on
myself at the age of 19 to get over my fear of public
speaking and of approaching young women in public.
- Albert Ellis

I do it as a therapy.
I do it as something to keep me alive.
We all need a little discipline.
Exercise is my discipline.
- Jack LaLanne

You know I think that going into therapy is a very positive thing,
and talking about it is really helpful,
because the more you talk the more your fears fade,
because you get it out.
- Fran Drescher

Singing becomes a form of therapy.
- Placido Domingo

I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention,
but I've never been to therapy so there's probably
a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know.
- Al Yankovic

This is really America in therapy, people trying to
get themselves together and be whole.
- David Viscott

Therapy? I don't need that.
The roles that I choose are my therapy.
- Angelina Jolie

It was either therapy or die.
- Mickey Rourke

I take it that a successful therapy is an oxymoron.
- Harold Bloom

One good thing about acting in film is that it's good therapy.
- Denzel Washington

I think everyone should sit down and write a book.
It's a lot like therapy but a lot less expensive.
- Norma McCorvey

I've had a lot of cognitive behavioural therapy,
and am having a family now.
- Trisha Goddard

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy,
keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor.
- Teri Garr

Yeah, it's nice to get paid for therapy rather than
having to pay $240 an hour for it.
- Ron Perlman

Just writing and being in the studio was like therapy for me.
- Justin Timberlake

With the art therapy, as soon as they saw the paper and crayons coming,
we couldn't get it out fast enough.
And we told them to draw about the tsunami.
- Connie Sellecca

Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it
regards itself as therapy.
- Karl Kraus

All of my problems are rather complicated -
I need an entire novel to deal with them,
not a short story or a movie.
It's like a personal therapy.
- Manuel Puig

My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry.
I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture.
I do all the upholstery work myself,
and it's like therapy.
- Pamela Anderson

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
- Richard Lewis

Show business is the best possible therapy for remorse.
- Anita Loos

In the old days we used to get more referrals,
because people had insurance that paid for therapy.
Now they belong to HMOs, and we can only be affiliated with a few HMOs.
- Albert Ellis

I was in group therapy for years but it wasn't the same thing.
It was more about growing.
- Sally Kellerman

When David Arquette and I got engaged we started therapy together.
I'd heard that the first year of marriage is the hardest,
so we decided to work through all that stuff early.
- Courteney Cox

Regression to the stage of early infancy is not a suitable method in and of itself.
Such a regression can only be effective if it happens
in the natural course of therapy and if the client
is able to maintain adult consciousness at the same time.
- Alice Miller

Now, performing is second nature and I love every second of it.
It is a very emotional thing when I can't play a song;
maybe I'm hitting on something that I don't want to deal with.
All of it is so personal.
It is like therapy.
- Vanessa Carlton

I've tried everything.
I've done therapy, I've done colonics.
I went to a psychic who had me running around town
buying pieces of ribbon to fill the colors in my aura.
Did the Prozac thing.
- Jim Carrey

I'm a big believer in therapy.
I'm in therapy in real life.
I think anytime you can bitch and moan about your own
life to someone who really doesn't care that much,
and can give you an objective opinion about what you're going through,
I think that's valuable.
- Eric Stoltz

Acting is probably the greatest therapy in the world.
You can get a lot stuff out of you on the set so you
don't have to take it home with you at night.
It's the stuff between the lines, the empty space between
those lines which is interesting.
- Robert Carlyle

He wanted to play accordion on something of mine and
I said you can play accordion,
but I want you to play piano and organ on some stuff.
He came over a couple times a week for two weeks and
gave me therapy as to whether I should do The Thorns or not.
- Matthew Sweet

A lot of what I've been learning in the last two years is due to therapy -
about my sexuality,
why things go wrong, why relationships haven't worked.
It isn't anything to do with anybody else;
it's to do with me.
- Boy George

After Richmond, we went to Dover and tested that week at Kentucky.
I was going to Dover and we had to get the trainer
to meet us at the airport.
I had to do some therapy on my ribs they hurt so bad.
- Sterling Marlin

I believe that the testing of the student's achievements
in order to see if he meets some criterion held by the teacher,
is directly contrary to the implications of therapy
for significant learning.
- Carl Rogers

I used the music kind of as therapy,
and it's just amazing that I feel so free after doing that.
I feel like I had it trapped inside of me and now I feel free.
So it's been a very good therapy session for me as well.
- Vanilla Ice

A couple of guys won Academy Awards for the things that I turned down.
Today, after coming to terms with everything,
after being in therapy for a long time-there are areas where I will compromise.
- Mickey Rourke

I had years of therapy to recover from this.
A lot of it had to with being a people pleaser,
being the ultimate good girl.
I wanted everyone to like me.
I didn't really have a voice.
I was afraid of growing up.
- Tracey Gold

I'd be cheating everyone here, the staff and rest of my teammates,
if I wasn't able to stay on top of my work.
It was almost like therapy, to come back and get in
an environment I'm comfortable with.
- Roger Clemens

I got problems.
I freak out, go to a shrink, go through all kinds of therapy and stuff,
but I'm learning how to deal with it.
That's why I've chosen one hour a night to get all of my aggressions out.
to really tell the world the way I feel.
- Jonathan Davis

It eats you up.
It eats you up.
And you have to - I had a lot of help.
I had a lot of therapy.
And I was able to - because it was hard,
you know, to - you can't just lay it on friends and children.
- Lynn Redgrave

I recommend the same therapies for all humans with HIV.
There is no reason to believe that physiologic responses
to therapy will vary across lines of class,
culture, race or nationality.
- Paul Farmer


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