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Have convictions. Be friendly.
Stick to your beliefs as they stick to theirs.
Work as hard as they do.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Whenever I date a guy, I think,
"Is this the man I want my children
to spend their weekends with?"
- Rita Rudner

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy,
the first question I ask myself is:
is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
- Rita Rudner

No one was ever named "Hero" for following the crowd.
Heroes set their own course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another
and I know there are people in the world
that do not love their fellow human beings
and I HATE people like that.
- Tom Lehrer

The physician can bury his mistakes,
but the architect can only advise his client to plant vines -
so they should go as far as possible from home
to build their first buildings.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

It has always been a mystery to me
how men can feel themselves honored
by the humiliation of their fellow beings.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi


 

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
- Laurence J. Peter

It is an interesting question how far men
would retain their relative rank
if they were divested of their clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau

The future belongs to those
who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

People living their lives for you on TV;
They say they're better than you, and you agree.
- Jewel

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Most people's historical perspective
begins with the day of their birth.
- Rush Limbaugh

Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau

All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings,
and so, give them the power to pull ours.
- Aldous Huxley

Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president,
but they don't want them to become politicians in the process.
- John F. Kennedy

I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack
that life is extinct on other planets
because their scientists were more advanced than ours.
- John F. Kennedy

I choose my friends for their good looks,
my acquaintances for their good characters,
and my enemies for their intellects.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde

Most of what we call management consists of
making it difficult for people to get their work done.
- Peter F. Drucker

For those who do not think,
it is best at least to rearrange
their prejudices once in a while.
- Luther Burbank

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man,
and I hate people like that!
- Tom Lehrer

People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
- Lord Chesterfield

The essence of all religions is one.
Only their approaches are different.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Let parents bequeath to their children
not riches, but the spirit of reverence.
- Plato

I cannot persuade myself that a
beneficent and omnipotent God
would have designedly created parasitic wasps
with the express intention of their feeding
within the living bodies of caterpillars.
- Charles Darwin

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations.
I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty,
believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
- Louisa May Alcott

Riches do not exhilarate us so much with their possession
as they torment us with their loss.
- Epicurus

I hear many people talk about their longing for a balanced life.
What I think they are really expressing
is a desire for a life with less pressure.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Those who have come here to hate should leave now;
for in their hate, they only betray themselves.
- Terry Goodkind

The common denominator of our heroes
is that each set their own course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Keep your attention focused entirely
on what is truly your own concern,
and be clear that what belongs to others
is their business and none of yours.
- Epictetus

Alas for those that never sing,
But die with all their music in them!
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men
who walked through the huts comforting others,
giving away their last piece of bread...
They offer sufficient proof that everything
can be taken from a man but one thing:
to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances,
to choose one's own way.
- Viktor E. Frankl

Those that want friends to open themselves unto
are cannibals of their own hearts.
- Francis Bacon

Few are those who see with their own eyes
and feel with their own hearts.
- Albert Einstein

In the arena of human life,
the honors and rewards fall to those
who show their good qualities in action.
- Aristotle

Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
- William Shakespeare

Those who realize their folly are not true fools.
- Zhuangzi

Everyone believes that their beliefs are the right ones -
that is why they are called beliefs.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You know you love someone when you know
you want them to be happy,
even if their happiness means
that you are not a part of it.
- Anonymous

Careers and relationships also have their cycles
of birth, growth, and death -
to be followed by rebirth and the renewal of the cycle.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap
whence everyone must take an equal portion,
most people would be contented to take their own and depart.
- Socrates

Few is the number of those
who think with their own mind
and feel with their own heart.
- Albert Einstein

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart,
don't know how to laugh either
- Golda Meir

People will do anything, no matter how absurd,
to avoid facing their own souls.
- Carl Jung

The greater the difficulty the more glory in surmounting it.
Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests.
- Epictetus

Heroes act in spite of their fear,
while the rest of us act because of our fear.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity
opinions which differ from
the prejudices of their social environment.
Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions.
- Albert Einstein

Life - for most people - is their past projected large
onto the movie screen of their future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Do not save your loving speeches
For your friends till they are dead;
Do not write them on their tombstones,
Speak them rather now instead.
- Anna Cummins

Nothing others do is because of you.
What others say and do is a projection of their own reality.
- don Miguel Ruiz

It takes time to persuade men to do even
what is for their own good.
- Thomas Jefferson

To a philosopher all news,
as it is called, is gossip,
and they who edit and read it
are old women over their tea.
- Henry David Thoreau

I look to a day when people will not be judged
by the color of their skin,
but by the content of their character.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

If once you forfeit the confidence of your fellow-citizens,
you can never regain their respect and esteem.
- Abraham Lincoln

Most people don't CHOOSE their value system -
they simply inherit the beliefs of their parents and community.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I unconditionally forgive everyone for all hurt
that I have ever experienced in the presence of their actions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The willow which bends to the tempest,
often escapes better than the oak which resists it;
and so in great calamities,
it sometimes happens that light and frivolous spirits
recover their elasticity and presence of mind sooner
than those of a loftier character.
- Albert Schweitzer

The fibers of all things have their tension
and are strained like the strings of an instrument.
- Henry David Thoreau

The envious person grows lean
with the fatness of their neighbor.
- Socrates

All difficult things have
their origin in that which is easy,
and great things in that which is small.
- Lao Tzu

Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be.
- Abraham Lincoln

Another day, another dollar, another war, another tower
Went up where the homeless had their home.
- Jewel

When men are easy in their circumstances,
they are naturally enemies to innovations.
- Joseph Addison

Skillful pilots gain their reputation
from storms and tempest.
- Epicurus

What others say and do is a projection of their own reality.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Stay at the center
and let all things take their course.
- Lao Tzu

For a people who are free, and who mean to remain so,
a well-organized and armed militia is their best security.
- Thomas Jefferson

Ones best success comes after their greatest disappointments.
- Henry Ward Beecher

The object of education is to prepare the young
to educate themselves throughout their lives.
- Robert M. Hutchins


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