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Funny Testing Quotes
Funny Quotes about Testing

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Testing oneself is best when done alone.
- Jimmy Carter

Building technical systems involves a lot of hard work
and specialized knowledge:
languages and protocols,
coding and debugging, testing and refactoring.
- Jesse James Garrett

In my opinion we are at the limit now,
and 17 races is really too much.
With all the testing that we do now,
it means we're always on the bike and it's quite difficult.
- Valentino Rossi

Adversity tests us from time to time and it is inevitable
that this testing continues during life.
- Walter Annenberg


 

Winter testing is essential but there comes a point
where you have had enough of all the rehearsals and the pretend racing.
You just want to get down to the real action.
- Damon Hill

Today, we can tell people we have a testing process
and facilities in place on a nationwide basis.
- Mike Johanns

Testing of self is a regular part of our own lives,
so it seems natural to make it a part of the lives of my characters,
as well, albeit on a much different level.
- Terry Brooks


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In just six weeks from the time the design was started,
we had the motor on the block testing its power.
- Orville Wright

When does a belief bring out the best in you?
When does a belief hold you prisoner to yesterday
and limit your options for designing a great future?
Test your beliefs with as much objectivity
as you can bring to the subject.
Be willing to let go of those beliefs
that represent your parents' opinions,
or your communities opinions, rather than your own.
Those beliefs that withstand rigorous testing,
should become the foundation of your being -
your reason for living.
Take action on those beliefs.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Courage is not simply one of the virtues,
but the form of every virtue at the testing point.
- C. S. Lewis

I'm always looking for ways to develop as an artist,
especially as a jazz artist-to find different ways of testing my voice.
- Cassandra Wilson

We added Medicare Part D to a system facing bankruptcy
and gave no thought to means testing it.
- Bob Inglis

Now I see that going out into the testing ground of
men it is the tongue and not the deed that wins the day.
- Sophocles

The guys have a lot of good cars built up.
We're going to do some more testing before we go back
to Las Vegas and try to win at Vegas again.
We need to get off to a quick start.
- Sterling Marlin

Never stop testing, and your advertising will never stop improving.
- David Ogilvy

An aggressive drug-testing program would cut down on certain abuses,
but its never going to catch everyone -
or even close to everyone.
- Malcolm Gladwell

I think we need to do a little more all-weather testing.
- Pete Conrad

Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs,
but never to show their absence!
- Edsger Dijkstra

He was always testing you.
He was always testing his power.
- James Jarrell Pickle

Believe me, I'm not going to try to get into testing.
- John Engler

We promised new benefits to seniors like preventive
screening and diabetes testing.
We kept that promise.
- Mike Rogers

We have a very active testing community which people
don't often think about when you have open source.
- Mitchell Baker

The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing.
I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago.
All through the sixties I tested everything.
- Bill Lee

Road testing the effects of regulation on European
business must become second nature to the European Union.
- John Hutton

Once the races begin it's more difficult and there
is never that much time for testing.
- Valentino Rossi

The world has been gradually reducing its nuclear arsenals.
Testing must stop so that progress on the destruction
of nuclear weapons may begin.
- Jenny Shipley

Testing leads to failure, and failure leads to understanding.
- Burt Rutan

Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing.
- Norman Ralph Augustine

Boxing is the ultimate challenge.
There's nothing that can compare to testing yourself
the way you do every time you step in the ring.
- Sugar Ray Leonard

There's one thing better than having a great actor,
and that's having a great actor who's never done this
kind of role before and is hungry to do it.
They're testing themselves every day.
They want to get out of their trailer and get to work.
- Sam Mendes

When this space walk will be completed,
then the arm will be fully operational and ready for
the next activity that will be pretty much the testing,
the first flight testing of the space station arm.
- Umberto Guidoni

The prudent course is to make an investment in learning,
testing and understanding, determine how the new concepts
compare to how you now operate and thoughtfully determine
how they apply to what you want to achieve in the future.
- Dee Hock

We are told that the possession of nuclear weapons -
in some cases even the testing of these weapons -
is essential for national security.
But this argument can be made by other countries as well.
- Joseph Rotblat

The purpose of random testing is not to catch,
punish, or expose students who use drugs,
but to save their lives and discover abuse problems
early so that students can grow up and learn in a drug-free environment.
- John Walters

Traditional scientific method has always been at the very best,
20 - 20 hindsight.
It's good for seeing where you've been.
It's good for testing the truth of what you think you know,
but it can't tell you where you ought to go.
- Robert M. Pirsig

We are involved in youth testing internationally.
We want to try to prove without a shadow of a doubt
the relationship between physical fitness and health,
not just physical fitness and ability to perform.
- Kenneth H. Cooper

But typically for a project like the Mac,
the size we had was pretty good.
And it has different stages.
The team grows as you have to write manuals and do testing...
though the Mac had no formal testing.
- Andy Hertzfeld

I believe that the testing of the student's achievements
in order to see if he meets some criterion held by the teacher,
is directly contrary to the implications of therapy
for significant learning.
- Carl Rogers

There was a lot of protest after Bravo,
from countries like India, for example.
India was the first country which came forward and
proposed at the United Nations that all of these nuclear tests should be stopped,
that there should be a complete ban on nuclear testing.
- Martha Smith

Well, The Day the Earth Caught Fire was a story...
I don't if anybody knows what it is but it was about...
in the early days of testing nuclear bombs,
that Russia and America happened to test a nuclear
bomb at the same moment at different ends of the earth.
- Val Guest

There are all kinds of letters and protests that come from,
not surprisingly, Japanese fishermen,
the fishermen's wives; there are student groups,
all different types of people; the protest against
the Americans' use of the Pacific for nuclear testing.
- Martha Smith

I'm always active in trying to educate people when
it comes to eating animal products,
testing on animals, and the health benefits of being vegan,
although I'm probably not the best person to be talking
about the latter at the moment.
- Daniel Johns

The danger to society is not merely that it should believe wrong things,
though that is great enough; but that it should become credulous,
and lose the habit of testing things and inquiring into them;
for then it must sink back into savagery.
- William Kingdon Clifford

We were tremendously encouraged by the testing of Analyze That.
Audiences loved it.
They were telling us that they liked it as much as the original.
We recorded the laughs in the theater.
- Harold Ramis

I think the Bravo test is really important for a number of reasons.
It's kind of symbolic.
It raises a lot of the issues that are related to the
whole controversy over nuclear testing.
- Martha Smith

And so, you can do hundreds and hundreds of studies
showing a general factor and just so long as you restrict your populations,
your testing materials and the kinds of situations you look at,
you can keep finding the same wrong thing again and again.
- Robert Sternberg

As soon as you concern yourself with the 'good' and 'bad' of your fellows,
you create an opening in your heart for maliciousness to enter.
Testing, competing with, and criticizing others weaken and defeat you.
- Morihei Ueshiba

In high school I was the dog, always,
and I never have felt comfortable or right in my body,
and part of my whole exhibitionist thing has probably
been a way of testing to see whether or not I really
was this repulsive creature that I felt like for so long.
- Poppy Z. Brite

We worked with the engineers in the design and construction
and testing phases in those various areas,
then we would get back together at the end of the week
and brief each other as to what had gone on.
- Alan Shepard

The Pacific had great hope that when the former President
Mitered decided to halt nuclear testing,
we had put behind us the issue of nuclear states testing
their weapons in our Pacific region.
- Jenny Shipley

When I test I never go right to the limit.
Only because when you are below the limit you can go
at the same speed all day,
and that's the only way you can be absolutely sure
about what you are testing.
- Alain Prost

The decision by France to resume nuclear testing in
the South Pacific has destroyed this hope and raised
a storm of protest at home,
in the South Pacific and thankfully around the world.
- Jenny Shipley

In this first testing ground of the atomic bomb I have
seen the most terrible and frightening desolation in four years of war.
It makes a blitzed Pacific island seem like an Eden.
The damage is far greater than photographs can show.
- Wilfred Burchett

With my academic achievement in high school I was accepted
rather readily at Princeton and equally as fast at Yale,
but my test scores were not comparable to that of my classmates.
And that's been shown by statistics,
there are reasons for that -
there are cultural biases built into testing,
and that was one of the motivations for the concept
of affirmative action to try to balance out those effects.
- Sonia Sotomayor

The difference between school and life?
In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test.
In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
- Tom Bodett

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what
you were worrying about one year ago today.
- E. Joseph Cossman

Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
- Abraham Lincoln

Experience is a hard teacher.
She gives the test first
and the lessons afterwards.
- Anonymous

Every formula of every religion has, in this age of reason,
to submit to the acid test of reason and universal assent.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

It is not the beauty of a building you should look at;
its the construction of the foundation that will stand the test of time.
- David Allan Coe

The perception of beauty is a moral test.
- Henry David Thoreau

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished:
If you're alive, it isn't.
- Richard Bach

Nothing can be more abhorrent to democracy
than to imprison a person
or keep him in prison because he is unpopular.
This is really the test of civilization.
- Winston Churchill

Life is a journey. It is not a race to test
who can finish first or who can end up with the most loot.
Rather, life is best enjoyed as a meander -
watching the view to left and right - above and below -
as the days slowly move past in dress review.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I have one yardstick by which I test every major problem -
and that yardstick is: Is it good for America?
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind
him in other men the conviction and the will to carry on.
- Walter Lippmann

The test of our progress is not whether we add more
to the abundance of those who have much it is whether
we provide enough for those who have little.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

The greatest test of courage on earth
is to bear defeat without losing heart.
- Robert Ingersoll

Friendship is held to be the severest test of character.
It is easy, we think, to be loyal to a family and clan,
whose blood is in your own veins.
- Charles Alexander Eastman

The ultimate test of a man's conscience
may be his willingness to sacrifice something today
for future generations whose words of thanks will not be heard.
- Gaylord Nelson

The real test of friendship is: can you literally do
nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those
moments of life that are utterly simple?
- Eugene Kennedy


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