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Funny Teenagers Quotes
Funny Quotes about Teenagers

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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children
have teenagers of their own.
- Doug Larson

You have teenagers thinking they're going to make millions
as NBA stars when that's not realistic for even 1 percent of them.
Becoming a scientist or engineer is.
- Dean Kamen

Teenagers who are never required to vacuum are living in one.
- Fred G. Gosman

Teenagers today are more free to be themselves and to accept themselves.
- John Knowles


 

All teenagers have this desire to somehow run away.
- Joan Chen

I'm a teenager, but I'm independent -
I have my own apartment,
I have my own life.
And I think I have learned more than any of those teenagers have in school.
I learned to be responsible, leaving my family and coming here alone.
- Adriana Lima

A large family and Democrats have a lot in common:
teenagers and Democrats are always happy spending other people's money.
- Anne Northup


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I know, it's true.
I've played these tortured teenagers.
I can't wait to shed that image.
- Claire Danes

Now, all the movies are for teenagers.
It's very difficult for an actress to find really deep,
beautiful characters to play.
- Monica Bellucci

Many nations are like rebellious teenagers who try
to figure out just how many times they can kick us
in the teeth while still taking our money.
- Paul Weyrich

If you look at my audiences, even in Europe,
they're hardly teenagers.
- Norman Granz

I just did in my early twenties what most did when they were teenagers,
being free and exploring and making mistakes,
but I did it in France.
I did it privately.
- Molly Ringwald

Like its politicians and its war, society has the teenagers it deserves.
- Joseph Priestley

The groups, though, were my inspiration way back then.
I liked Frankie Lyman and the Teenagers.
- Eddie Floyd

In the 1980s, there weren't a lot of role models for gay teenagers.
- Mary Cheney

American high school students trail teenagers from
14 European and Asian countries in reading,
math and science.
We're even trailing France.
- Suzanne Fields

I wrote things for the school's newspaper,
and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.
- Stephen Colbert

More teenagers go to movies or rent a tape of a movie
than sit down and watch sitcoms on television.
- Mindy Cohn

I find it very, very hard.
He was part of the fabric of my life.
We were kids together, and teenagers.
We spent the whole of our lives with each other because of our music.
- Robin Gibb

Drugs are in every walk of life - doctors,
lawyers, preachers, the guy who works for IBM,
teenagers on the street, teenagers in school.
- Smokey Robinson

I think it's ridiculous to try to sell records to teenagers,
because teenagers don't buy my records.
And there ain't that many teenagers out there in the marketplace.
- John Mellencamp

The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is
I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.
- Kathy Griffin

I think the hardest part about being a teenager is
dealing with other teenagers -
the criticism and the ridicule,
the gossip and rumors.
- Beverley Mitchell

Hollywood has the idea that movies have to be dumb.
But especially movies for or about teenagers have to be really dumb!
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt

I missed out on everything.
Sometimes on the street I see teenagers hanging out and going to the movies,
going to concerts, and I get so jealous.
- Adriana Lima

A lot of the problems teenagers go through,
it's better for them to go through them on their own.
If you always have a crutch, you don't learn anything.
- Ben Savage

I wish all teenagers can filter through songs instead
of turning to drugs and alcohol.
- Taylor Swift

Teenagers too often have to deal with loss and death.
You had to cope with the untimely death of your brother;
how can young people deal with such tragedies?
- Andrew Shue

We've been together since we've been teenagers.
I can go away and disappear for two years,
and when we get back together, it's like nothing ever has changed.
- John Oates

I find the idea of today's icons being teenagers incredibly uninspiring.
- Kathleen Turner

Just because you have teenagers in a movie doesn't make it a teen movie.
- Brendan Fehr

I get letters from kids, teenagers and young girls who just want to be Mac.
I've had quite a few people actually say that they're
going to become a Marine or a JAG lawyer because of me...
the character.
I think that's pretty cool!
- Catherine Bell

At the time I came along, Hollywood's idea of teen
movies meant there had to be a lot of nudity,
usually involving boys in pursuit of sex,
and pretty gross overall.
Either that or a horror movie.
And the last thing Hollywood wanted in their teen movies was teenagers!
- John Hughes

It's very witty and it's great to see teenage characters have control that way.
And you can actually hear about sex and pot and it's okay,
it's not completely bad and you can't say that to teenagers.
- Caroline Dhavernas

Our record number of teenagers must become our record
number of high school and college graduates and our
record number of teachers,
scientists, doctors, lawyers, and skilled professionals.
- Ruben Hinojosa

I'm only 24 so I like to think I'm still close enough
to 17 to still remember what it was like.
Besides, I could just fake it and get away with it...
it's not like there are any teenagers that still read comics.
- Robert Kirkman

In Halloween, I viewed the characters as simply normal teenagers.
Laurie, Jamie Lee's character, was shy and somewhat repressed.
And Michael Myers, the killer, is definitely repressed.
They have certain similarities.
- John Carpenter

Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school
and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging
out in your living room after a hard night of partying.
But that's Hollywood.
- Pauly Shore

I am the parent of teenagers, my daughters are 13 and 15,
so the issue of Internet safety has been an important issue.
I have been visiting middle schools to talk about some
of the challenges that they face.
- Melissa Bean

Since she got a cause and stopped being funny.
I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been
hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model.
And that ain't funny.
No giggles there.
- Andy Richter

The vampire underworld is much larger than most people could imagine.
It exists in all the cities mentioned in the book,
but also in many, many more.
Teenagers, especially, seem to like to act out vampire fantasies.
- James Patterson

Whatever is said about roles drying up,
I intend to keep working.
Certainly now the roles couldn't be more interesting -
playing mothers,
divorcees.
I think it's going to be exciting to play a mother of teenagers.
The longer your life, the deeper it gets.
- Naomi Watts

I would sell 2 million records, a million went to teenagers
and a million went to the adults.
So, when The Beatles became so popular,
I lost a million to the teenagers, but I was still
selling a million to the adults.
- Bobby Vinton

I guess if you're lucky enough not to have to pay your rent,
then you or I take much more seriously the kind of work that I do,
what it takes for me to leave two teenagers of my own
and six stepchildren and a husband and four grandchildren.
- Ellen Barkin

It is clear from all these data that the interests
of teenagers are not focused around studies,
and that scholastic achievement is at most of minor
importance in giving status or prestige to an adolescent
in the eyes of other adolescents.
- James S. Coleman

As I've said many times, the single most oppressed
class in America right now is the teenager.
- Joe Bob Briggs

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person,
defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
- Dave Barry

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life
when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
- Fran Lebowitz

If you just watch a teenager, you see a lot of uncertainty.
- Jamie Lee Curtis

I was a quiet teenager, introverted,
full of angst.
- Nigella Lawson

Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.
- Arnold H. Glasow

When I was a teenager, I read a lot of Poe.
- Dario Argento

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
- Laurence J. Peter

I think you go through a period as a teenager of being
quite cool and unaffected by things.
- Miranda Otto

Well, I could do it for a day, but I wouldn't want to be a teenager again.
I really wouldn't.
- Jamie Lee Curtis

I got interested in computers and how they could be
enslaved to the megalomaniac impulses of a teenager.
- Eugene Jarvis

I think there's a time in your life where you don't feel like you fit in.
I think everyone has that when you're a teenager,
especially, and especially in the society we live in.
- Matthew Vaughn

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China.
- Rob Lowe

But when I was a teenager, the idea of spending the
rest of my life in a factory was real depressing.
So the idea that I could become a musician opened up
some possibilities I didn't see otherwise.
- Wayne Kramer

I mean, I'm pretty good in real life,
but sometimes people seem surprised that I'm like a
normal teenager and wear black nail polish and I'm
just a little bit more edgy than the person I play on television.
- Brittany Snow

Being a teenager is an amazing time and a hard time.
It's when you make your best friends -
I have girls who will never leave my heart and I still talk to.
You get the best and the worst as a teen.
You have the best friendships and the worst heartbreaks.
- Sophia Bush

At the age of 16 I was already dreaming of having a
baby because I felt myself to be an adult,
but my mum forbid it.
Right now, I feel like a teenager and I want to have
fun for one or two more years before starting a family.
- Milla Jovovich

As a teenager I was so insecure.
I was the type of guy that never fitted in because
he never dared to choose.
I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all.
For nothing.
And that thought took away all my ambition too.
- Johnny Depp

The most important role models should and could be parents and teachers.
But that said, once you're a teenager you've probably
gotten as much of an example from your parents as you're going to.
- Andrew Shue

I had long hair when I was a teenager.
- Beck

I harbored a lot of resentment as a teenager and as a young adult.
I still have a problem with authority,
I'm trying to listen!
- Nikki Sixx

I got involved in improv comedy.
It settled me down when I was getting wild.
I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars
and drinking and driving,
let's just say, a lot.
- Bruce McCulloch

When I left school I was full of angst,
like any teenager, and I channeled it all into comedy.
- Matt Lucas

I was signed when I was 19 years old,
in 1980.
I went to Germany and France.
Seeing the world at that time was just an awesome experience for a teenager.
- Kurtis Blow

I was regarded as the school freak which further reinforced
a lot of inhibitions and doubts I had about myself.
I was a shy, frightened teenager for a long time.
- Winona Ryder

I haven't really forgotten what it's like to be a teenager and how much it sucked.
- Ben Weasel


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