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Funny Teenage Quotes
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Giving money and power to government is like giving
whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
- P. J. O'Rourke

People - not just in their teenage years -
hold on to this fantasy of love when they're not ready
to have a real relationship.
- Keri Russell

My teenage years were exactly what they were supposed to be.
Everybody has their own path.
It's laid out for you.
It's just up to you to walk it.
- Justin Timberlake

Everybody is a teenage idol.
- Barry Gibb


 

We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy,
substance abuse, and the failings of the family.
Then we expect them to educate our children.
- John Sculley

Cherish believes that God made her with a special purpose.
Like any teenage girl, she has her insecurities,
but for the most part she has a real healthy self-esteem.
- Charlene Tilton

We know that if we can prevent kids from trying drugs in their teenage years,
we dramatically reduce the likelihood that they will
go on to have problems later in life.
- John Walters


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As far as advice to potential teenage idols,
there is no formula.
- Bobby Sherman

It's never that hard for me to imagine what it must
feel like to be someone else,
whether it's an American teenage girl or a Japanese octogenarian man.
- Curtis Sittenfeld

I missed out on my teenage years.
I led a sheltered life.
I was practicing scales instead of playing football.
- John Cale

Most movies are made today for teenage boys.
Once in a while a good one comes along.
- Richard Widmark

In my late teenage years, I developed a real passion for it,
and wrote a lot of poetry.
- Danielle Steel

It's the teenage and university crowd,
so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour.
- Keenen Ivory Wayans

I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls,
and one of them rolled down the window and yelled,
'Marc Jacobs!' in a French accent.
- Marc Jacobs

Not eating breakfast is the worst thing you can do,
that's really the take-home message for teenage girls.
- Bruce Barton

Living with these teenage boys allowed me to see how
much their psyches were like their girl counterparts.
They were more familiar to me than I would have thought.
- Marlo Thomas

When I look back, it was a strange period in my life,
looking at my childhood and then my teenage years and
forming Slayer when I was still 17,
not out of high school.
- Dave Lombardo

The Gulf War was like teenage sex.
We got in too soon and out too soon.
- Tom Harkin

A friend told me that teenage girls are always looking
for someone to pin their dreams on.
That doesn't make it any less weird though.
- Orlando Bloom

When I'm with my friends' teenage children,
I always say, 'Are your friends having sex yet?'
- Sharon Stone

The games industry is already bigger than the music industry,
and it's mainly directed at teenage boys.
- Thomas Dolby

In a lot of areas of my life, particularly in my teenage years,
I began to think about the world, and to think about
the universe as being a part of my conscious everyday life.
- Julius Erving

The 1970s, the decade of my teenage years,
was a transitional period in American youth culture.
- Eric Allin Cornell

According to Teenage Research Unlimited,
51 percent of 13-15 year olds say they will be faced
with making a decision regarding alcohol in the next three months.
- Xavier Becerra

I don't know what better teenage life you could get
than going around the world doing what you love to do.
- Anna Kournikova

I get offered a lot of the same type of thing...
The teenage slasher movies.
- Casey Affleck

I had this talent for these stupid little teenage songs.
- Paul Anka

I just sort of wish people would dance differently.
It reminds me of teenage sex.
- Laurie Anderson

I am rather in favour of dealing with teenage hooliganism.
- James Callaghan

Everything about my teenage life was almost ideal.
- Esther Williams

Everyone should see Hollywood once, I think,
through the eyes of a teenage girl who has just passed a screen test.
- Gene Tierney

I like the fact that this kind of family has been seen
in a movie a million times:
teenage kids,
the family is a bit strained and they don't have enough money,
but in the background the guy used to be a Gene Simmons type.
- Gary Cole

The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage
girl serving me that she forgot my drinks.
She looked at me, hissed, rolled her eyes,
and then took her sweet time getting me the sodas.
- Neil Cavuto

When the target audience is American teenage kids,
you can have problems.
My generation prized really fine acting and writing.
Sometimes you have to go back to the basic principles
which underpin great visual comedy.
- John Cleese

Mothers and daughters can stay very connected during teenage years.
In the middle of your life, you can become very alone.
Even though you're connected deeply to other family members,
lovers, husbands, friends.
- Holly Hunter

The sacrifices ordinary American men and women from
communities large and small have been willing to make,
often before they were past their teenage years,
have secured our nation unprecedented freedoms and
made us the world's bulwark of liberty.
- Steve Buyer

I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now.
I would shine.
I would have a good time, I would have a girlfriend.
I think that's where a lot of my pain comes from.
I think I never had any teenage years to go back to.
- Spalding Gray

It's very witty and it's great to see teenage characters have control that way.
And you can actually hear about sex and pot and it's okay,
it's not completely bad and you can't say that to teenagers.
- Caroline Dhavernas

I used the diabetes as my weapon.
Of course, I was only hurting myself and making myself sicker,
but I guess it was something I had to go through.
I never went overboard so much that I really hurt myself,
but my early teenage years were very tough.
- Dana Hill

I don't think of them as teenage songs.
The things that happen to you in high school are the
same things that happen your entire life.
You can fall in love at 60; you can get rejected at 80.
- Mark Hoppus

I see it as more of a teenage activity than,
you know, she's only 11, but you know,
I think it's great that she knows so many girls who want to play music.
And I see it more as a teen activity than I do as going into music.
- Kim Gordon

An adolescent is somebody who is in between things.
A teenager is somebody who's kind of permanently there.
And so living with them through the various teenage
hopes and sorrows and joys was curiously enough a maturing experience for me.
- Andrew Greeley

I wanted to be a writer from my early teenage years,
but I never told anyone.
Writers, in my opinion, were god-like creatures,
and to say I was striving to be a writer would be incredibly arrogant.
- Tim Cahill

We need somebody who's got the heart,
the empathy, to recognize what it's like to be a young teenage mom,
the empathy to understand what it's like to be poor
or African-American or gay or disabled or old -
and that's the criterion by which I'll be selecting my judges.
- Barack Obama

I didn't get along with Lindsay Lohan on 'Confessions
Of A Teenage Drama Queen',
but you have to consider that we were 16-year-old girls.
I haven't seen Lindsay since then, but I imagine she's
grown and become a different person.
I know I have.
- Megan Fox

It was in New York, and I've always wanted to film in New York.
And the writer was a teenage friend of mine.
We did youth theatre together when we were 16 and always
had a dream of making a film together.
And ten years later, we've done it.
So it's great.
- Rosamund Pike

I'd begun reading Crumb shortly before that,
and other underground stuff, so that was an influence to some degree.
Of course the Marvel and DC comics, they had been my
main interests in my teenage years.
- Chester Brown

I got through my teen years by being a bit of a clown.
- Diane Cilento

I was a quiet teenager, introverted,
full of angst.
- Nigella Lawson

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.
- Carol Burnett

So many people try to grow up too fast,
and it's not fun!
You should stay a kid as long as possible!
- Vanessa Hudgens

Children, even infants, are capable of sympathy.
But only after adolescence are we capable of compassion.
- Louise J. Kaplan

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
- Laurence J. Peter

Growing up, I've enjoyed hunting with my father.
- Dale Earnhardt

Adolescence is a new birth, for the higher and more
completely human traits are now born.
- G. Stanley Hall

All teenagers have this desire to somehow run away.
- Joan Chen

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood.
- Louise J. Kaplan

I have always had a sense that we are all pretty much alone in life,
particularly in adolescence.
- Robert Cormier

Youth is the trustee of prosperity.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Friendships in childhood are usually a matter of chance,
whereas in adolescence they are most often a matter of choice.
- David Elkind

Teenagers today are more free to be themselves and to accept themselves.
- John Knowles

The greatest day in your life and mine is when we take
total responsibility for our attitudes.
That's the day we truly grow up.
- John C. Maxwell

Time scoots along pretty fast when you grow up.
- Alan Ladd

My kids idea of a hard life is to live in a house with only one phone.
- George Foreman

You've got to grow up sometime.
- Winona Ryder

I think growing up is difficult and it's a process
that I'm always interested in,
with kids and adults, they are often on two different universes.
- Alice Hoffman

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more
embarrassing than a parent.
- Dave Barry

Adolescence isn't just about prom or wearing sparkly dresses.
- Jena Malone

This generation has given up on growth.
They're just hoping for survival.
- Penelope Spheeris

I wanted to be with the kind of people I'd grown up with,
but you can't go back to them and be one of them again,
no matter how hard you try.
- Ethel Waters

Being a teenager is an amazing time and a hard time.
It's when you make your best friends -
I have girls who will never leave my heart and I still talk to.
You get the best and the worst as a teen.
You have the best friendships and the worst heartbreaks.
- Sophia Bush


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