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Funny Tears Quotes
Funny Quotes about Tears

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Regrets are the tears of good deeds left undone
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart,
don't know how to laugh either
- Golda Meir

Regrets are the tears of choices not made
and of good deeds left undone.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Joy's smile is much closer to tears than laughter.
- Victor Hugo


 

There is a time to cry for those we have lost,
and there is a time to wipe the tears and smile again.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei

The soul would have no rainbow,
Had the eyes no tears.
- John Vance Cheney


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When we lose one we love,
our bitterest tears are called forth
by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.
- Maurice Maeterlinck

Men must live and create.
Live to the point of tears.
- Albert Camus

Tears of joy are like the summer rain drops pierced by sunbeams.
- Hosea Ballou

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life,
your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Tears and laughter cleanse the heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Tears are often the telescope by which men see far into heaven.
- Henry Ward Beecher

Hate destroys, Love builds.
Hate tears down, Love renews and creates.
Hatred holds no hope for the future.
Love creates Today as its own better future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.
- Winston Churchill

There is a sacredness in tears.
They are not the mark of weakness, but of power.
They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues.
They are messengers of overwhelming grief ...
and unspeakable love.
- Washington Irving

It is acceptable to bring someone to tears if it explains
to them in an emotional way why a product,
a service, or a candidate is the right person,
is the right thing to do.
- Frank Luntz

It is little men know of women; their smiles and their
tears alike are seldom what they seem.
- Amelia Barr

Oh, I am very weary, Though tears no longer flow;
My eyes are tired of weeping,
My heart is sick of woe.
- Anne Bronte

Why would I cry over a boy? I would never waste my tears on a boy.
Why waste your tears on someone who makes you cry?
- Kirsten Dunst

Delicious tears!
The heart's own dew.
- Letitia Landon

Before the reward there must be labor.
You plant before you harvest.
You sow in tears before you reap joy.
- Ralph Ransom

Adversity is like a strong wind.
It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn,
so that we see ourselves as we really are.
- Arthur Golden

To me the meanest flower that blows can give thoughts
that do often lie too deep for tears.
- William Wordsworth

I honor you, Hero, for you do not play to the crowd.
You play to your own soul.
An audience of one fills the house with its appreciation and applause.
Others follow you, and may attempt to emulate you,
but that is not why you are a hero.
Fame may smile upon you, or it may not.
The world may cheer your name, or you may be the unknown warrior
who rescued comrades in battle,
or taught a young girl how to shed tears of joy.
Whatever you did, you did not do for fame.
If you had, you would not be a Hero.
You are a Hero for your bold courageous inspired action.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I believe in things that move people,
if the audience isn't deeply caught up and moved to
either laughter or tears then I don't think it is theater.
- Estelle Parsons

Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry.
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Tears may be dried up, but the heart -
never.
- Marguerite Gardiner

If a man, for private profit, tears at the public news,
does so with the impatience of one who thinks he actually owns the news you get,
it is against the national interest.
- Jimmy Breslin

In art there are tears that lie too deep for thought.
- Louis Kronenberger

The busy have no time for tears.
- Lord Byron

Shining through tears, like April suns in showers,
that labour to overcome the cloud that loads 'em.
- Thomas Otway

The pit of a theatre is the one place where the tears
of virtuous and wicked men alike are mingled.
- Denis Diderot

And that's why I chose on purpose not to have a death scene.
We've seen them in a million movies and it's too much
like cranking the tears out.
I didn't want that scene.
- Christine Lahti

Oh eyes, no eyes, but fountains fraught with tears;
O life,
no life, but lively form of death; Oh world,
no world, but mass of public wrongs.
- Thomas Kyd

But there are other things than dissipation that thicken the features.
Tears, for example.
- Rebecca West

This is the kind of situation that can tear people apart.
It tears at the fabric of your soul and can certainly
tear at your marriage and ours has gotten only stronger.
- Shelley Fabares

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears
because there were no more worlds to conquer.
Eric Bristow is only 27.
- Sid Waddell

I wonder at the idleness of tears.
- Lizette Woodworth Reese

You cry tears when a man leaves you at any age -
it doesn't matter whether you are 20 or 60.
- Linda Evans

I remember being in tears at the hospital after Chloe was born,
at the thought that someday she would have to leave home.
- Candice Bergen

Sympathizing and selfish people are alike,
both given to tears.
- Leigh Hunt

Rumors of sneezing, kissing, tears, sweat,
and saliva spreading AIDS caused people to panic.
- Ryan White

I do not weep: I loathe tears, for they are a sign of slavery.
- Max Beckmann

And the smile that is worth the praises of earth is
the smile that shines through tears.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

I shine in tears like the sun in April.
- Cyril Tourneur

Tears are the noble language of the eye.
- Robert Herrick

It is such a secret place, the land of tears.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Whatever tears one may shed, in the end one always blows one's nose.
- Heinrich Heine

I have sometimes imagined my own death and brought myself to tears.
- Martin Short

The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears,
and takes more forms hollow, heartless,
mirthless, maniacal.
- James Thurber

The stars are scattered all over the sky like shimmering tears,
there must be great pain in the eye from which they trickled.
- Georg Buchner

There is little for the great part of the history of
the world except the bitter tears of pity and the hot tears of wrath.
- Woodrow Wilson

The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it
back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all your Tears wash out a Word of it.
- Edward Fitzgerald

The cure for anything is salt water:
sweat,
tears or the sea.
- Isak Dinesen

My tears of love are a waste of time if I turn away.
- Kim Wilde

And tears are heard within the harp I touch.
- Petrarch

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up
and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
- Kin Hubbard

The book of female logic is blotted all over with tears,
and Justice in their courts is forever in a passion.
- William Makepeace Thackeray

Time engraves our faces with all the tears we have not shed.
- Natalie Clifford Barney

Repentant tears wash out the stain of guilt.
- Saint Aurelius Augustine

Those most moved to tears by every word of a preacher
are generally weak and a rascal when the feelings evaporate.
- Sallust

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness,
but tears shed for others are a sign of strength.
- Billy Graham

My life so common it disappears and sometimes even
music cannot substitute for tears.
- Paul Simon

Words are made for a certain exactness of thought,
as tears are for a certain degree of pain.
What is least distinct cannot be named;
what is clearest is unutterable.
- Rene Daumal

There isn't a single human being who hasn't plenty to cry over,
and the trick is to make the laughs outweigh the tears.
- Dorothy Dix

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion.
I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
- Kurt Vonnegut

Tears are the silent language of grief.
- Voltaire

There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers.
- Saint Teresa of Avila

Tears are the summer showers to the soul.
- Alfred Austin

Forgive me, Spirit of my spirit, for this,
that I have found it easier to read the mystery told
in tears and understood Thee better in sorrow than in joy.
- George William Russell


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