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Funny Taking Chances Quotes
Funny Quotes about Taking Chances

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I love taking chances.
- Wayne Newton

I have found that I always learn more from my mistakes than from my successes.
If you aren't making some mistakes, you aren't taking enough chances.
- John Sculley

The flower has opened, has been in the sun and is unafraid.
I'm taking more chances; I'm bold and proud.
- Paula Cole

We wanted to offer something new to our audience.
I hate it when bands stop taking chances.
- Kirk Hammett


 

I took a lot of time to open myself up to taking chances musically.
- Gavin DeGraw

Just keep taking chances and having fun.
- Garth Brooks

The best thing to do is stare it in the face and move on.
We have to face our fears and plow through.
I think taking chances takes a lot more courage than
staying stagnant and doing what's safe and comfortable.
- Terri Clark


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We're not at a point in time to be taking chances with
children and young people in the church.
The Holy Father himself said...
there is no room in the priesthood or religious life
for someone who has abused a child.
I think he's right.
- Roger Mahony

Faith is taking the first step,
even when you don't see the whole staircase.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Recovery begins with embracing our pain
and taking the risk to share it with others.
We do this by joining a group
and talking about our pain.
- John Bradshaw

Love gives without taking
- Erica Jong

Taking inspiration from the powerful vision of my future,
I boldly set sail with courage and intent.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The only way to store information is by agreement.
The belief system is like a Book of Law that rules our mind.
Our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive.
Humans punish themselves endlessly
for not being what they believe they should be.
We have the need to be accepted and to be loved by others,
but we cannot accept and love ourselves.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. "Pooh?" he whispered.
"Yes, Piglet?"
"Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's hand.
"I just wanted to be sure of you."
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

I do not want to foresee the future.
I am concerned with taking care of the present.
God has given me no control over the moment following.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

One can not love without opening oneself,
and opening oneself, that's taking the risk of suffering.
One does not have control.
- Isabelle Adjani

Doing your best is taking the action because you love it,
not because you're expecting a reward
- don Miguel Ruiz

Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do.
Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of.
- Amy Heckerling

Feels good to try, but playing a father,
I'm getting a little older.
I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
- Adam Sandler

Every day is a day to take action.
Whatever your choices, take action on those choices.
Taking no action is equally a choice,
just not a choice made from awareness.
Make conscious choices,
and take action on those choices - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

These are the keys to a great life...
taking oneself lightly, forgiveness, and acceptance.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Getting information off the Internet is like taking
a drink from a fire hydrant.
- Mitchell Kapor

An overfull calendar, like an overfull stomach,
is a consequence of taking on too much.
Commit, and eat, in moderation.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food;
therefore,
if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life
merely for the sake of his appetite.
- Leo Tolstoy

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
- Max Eastman

Taking joy in living is a woman's best cosmetic.
- Rosalind Russell

Faith is love taking the form of aspiration.
- William Ellery Channing

Borrowing knowledge of reality from all sources,
taking the best from every study,
Science of Mind brings together
the highest enlightenment of the ages.
- Ernest Holmes

Government is an unnecessary evil.
Human beings, when accustomed to taking responsibility for their own behavior,
can cooperate on a basis of mutual trust and helpfulness.
- Fred Woodworth

You cannot build character and courage by
taking away a man's initiative and independence.
- Abraham Lincoln

True courage is taking another small step each day
toward achieving your vision.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Tennis is a perfect combination of violent action taking
place in an atmosphere of total tranquillity.
- Billie Jean King

Personal importance, or taking things personally,
is the maximum expression of selfishness
because we make the assumption that everything is about me.
- don Miguel Ruiz

I predict future happiness for Americans
if they can prevent the government
from wasting the labors of the people
under the pretense of taking care of them.
- Thomas Jefferson

Love begins by taking care of the closest ones -
the ones at home.
- Mother Teresa

Success is often the result of taking
a misstep in the right direction.
- Al Bernstein

Self-care is critical to having a strong inner foundation.
Taking good care of YOU means the people in your life
will receive the best of you rather than what is left of you.
- Lorraine Cohen

I'm concentrating on staying healthy,
having peace, being happy, remembering what is important,
taking in nature and animals, spending time reading,
trying to understand the universe, where science and the spiritual meet.
- Joan Jett

There was endless action - not just football,
but sailboats, tennis and other things:
movement.
There was endless talk - the ambassador at the head
of the table laying out the prevailing wisdom,
but everyone else weighing in with their opinions and taking part.
- Charles Spalding

There is something about a rainbow
that just can't be ignored.
Whether spectacle of nature or covenant,
no two rainbows are ever the same,
and each one is always breath-taking.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Pitiful is the person who is afraid of taking risks.
Perhaps this person will never
be disappointed or disillusioned;
perhaps she won't suffer the way
people do when they have a dream to follow.
But when the person looks back -
and at some point everyone look back -
she will hear her heart, saying,
"What have you done with the miracles
that God planted in your days?
What have you done with the talents
God bestowed on you?"
- Paulo Coelho

The older I get, the more wisdom I find
in the ancient rule of taking first things first.
A process which often reduces
the most complex human problem to a manageable proportion.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

I can't live without my beauty products.
I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit,
morning, noon and night.
I like taking hot baths and hot showers,
using my body scrubs and lotions.
- Traci Bingham

I think women are natural caretakers.
They take care of everybody.
They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs,
and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.
- Reese Witherspoon

Once you have seen the truth
you must make the decision to let go
of the pain, anger, and resentment you have been holding on to.
This requires you to take action.
If you are attached to your pain, resentment,
and self-righteousness, and addicted to your emotional reactions,
this will be a difficult step for you.
Taking action requires letting go of the very thing
you have been holding on to for so many years.
There is comfort in what we find familiar,
even if we are experiencing pain and suffering.
The pain and suffering itself becomes the familiarity we seek.
It takes absolute faith in yourself
plus courage, will, and discipline to let go.
But once you let go, it will be as if
the weight of the world has been taken off your shoulders.
In this process it is important to forgive
not just the others in our lives, but also ourselves.
For most people, giving ourselves
the gift of forgiveness is very challenging.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I Act with Bold Courage -
Taking inspiration from the powerful vision of my future,
I boldly set sail with courage and intent.
I hold my course with focused attention and relentless commitment,
as I weather the storms of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Every day is a new day -
a day for new beginnings, new dreams, new action -
a day for challenge, adventure, and discovery.
TODAY, what is your goal?
What is your dream?
What action are you taking to further your goals and dreams?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Just as a mother finds pleasure in taking her little child on her lap,
there to feed and caress him, in like manner our loving
God shows His fondness for His beloved souls who have
given themselves entirely to Him and have placed all
their hope in His goodness.
- Alphonsus Liguori

Our country is now taking so steady a course as to show
by what road it will pass to destruction,
to wit: by consolidation of power first,
and then corruption, its necessary consequence.
- Thomas Jefferson

People taking photographs of their meals are not critics;
they are from the United States.
- Louis de Bernieres

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road.
We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of
experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
- Jeff Foxworthy

I think every individual has his or her own power,
and it's a matter of working, taking time and defining what that power is.
- Jill Scott

Creation is not taking place now, so far as can be observed.
Therefore, it was accomplished sometime in the past,
if at all, and thus is inaccessible to the scientific method.
- Henry M. Morris

I see the kids and I feel like taking them all away
to a safe place to hide until the war stops and the
hunger stops and El Cua becomes strong enough to give
them the care they deserve.
- Ben Linder

I'm just kind of taking a break now and enjoying the
freedom of making my own choices.
When you're on a television show for six years,
they run your schedule.
- Andrew Shue

But as someone pointed out earlier, it is not really about fairness;
it is about taking finite resources and applying them
where they will have the most effect.
- Jim Walsh

It was the desire to do the complete thing.
I only took taking acting lessons because my whole thing,
really, was to direct.
But my first jobs were acting jobs.
- James Coburn

No one will ever accuse James Carville of taking himself seriously.
- James Carville

With any work worth its salt, you have to trust the
author enough to take its measure.
And if you apply too many preconceptions,
you are not taking its measure.
- Art Spiegelman

I am aware of changes gradually taking place in my
own designs as part of my thinking on this matter.
- Kenzo Tange

I most often land up taking up the roles that I most detest.
- Christine Lahti

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
- Bill Hicks

We are taking challenges and turning them into opportunities by developing homegrown,
local energy production to become independent from foreign sources.
- Mitch Daniels

Arnold Bennett was a writer I admired.
He was actually taking notes at his father's deathbed.
- Hugh Leonard

All three networks have always had a morning show but
now cable of course is taking some of that audience
away and a variety of other things,
probably the Internet as well.
- Katie Couric

Objectivity requires taking subjectivity into account.
- Lorraine Code

I begin by taking.
I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick II

I was kicked out of school because of my attitude.
I was not assimilating.
So I went to work, taking any jobs I could get.
- Richard Pryor

I was silent as a child, and silenced as a young woman;
I am taking my lumps and bumps for being a big mouth,
now, but usually from those whose opinion I don't respect.
- Sandra Cisneros

But I think the image that's thrown out on television is a bad image.
Because you see players who want to imitate hip-hop stars.
And the NBA is taking advantage of the situation.
- Oscar Robertson

I have been taking my daily walk round the island,
and visited the sugar mill and the threshing mill again.
- Fanny Kemble


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