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Funny Sweetness Quotes
Funny Quotes about Sweetness

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Be not like the sugarcane -
do not hold your sweetness inside.
Be like the fruit tree -
be generous with your best.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie (inspired by Tagore)

It is easy in the world to live after the world's opinions;
it is easy in solitude to live after your own;
but the great man is he who in the midst of the crowd
keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The pursuit of perfection, then, is the pursuit of sweetness and light.
- Matthew Arnold

When old people speak it is not because of the sweetness of words in our mouths;
it is because we see something which you do not see.
- Chinua Achebe


 

As a culture I see us as presently deprived of subtleties.
The music is loud, the anger is elevated,
sex seems lacking in sweetness and privacy.
- Shelley Berman

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness;
it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it.
- Christian Nestell Bovee

The old Romans all wished to have a king over them
because they had not yet tasted the sweetness of freedom.
- Titus Livius


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For above all things Love means sweetness,
and truth, and measure; yea, loyalty to the loved one and to your word.
And because of this I dare not meddle with so high a matter.
- Marie de France

Nobody's interested in sweetness and light.
- Hedda Hopper

The gentleman had also a young daughter,
of rare goodness and sweetness of temper,
which she took from her mother, who was the best creature in the world.
- Charles Perrault

In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter,
and sharing of pleasures.
For in the dew of little things the heart finds its
morning and is refreshed.
- Khalil Gibran

I would feel more optimistic about a bright future
for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit
Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.
- E. B. White

What's wrong with sweetness and light? It's been around quite awhile.
- Richard Rodgers

Without failure there is no sweetness in success.
There's no understanding of it.
- Glenn Beck

A celibate, like the fly in the heart of an apple,
dwells in a perpetual sweetness, but sits alone,
and is confined and dies in singularity.
- Jeremy Taylor

When we are thirsty, we drink the white waters of the pool,
the sweetness of our mournful childhood.
- Georg Trakl

Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love.
Authority is for children and servants,
yet not without sweetness.
- William Penn

For love is a willful stirring of our thoughts unto God,
so that it receive nothing that is against the love of Jesus Christ,
and therewith that it be lasting in sweetness of devotion;
and that is the perfection of this life.
- Richard Rolle

As we become purer channels for God's light,
we develop an appetite for the sweetness that is possible in this world.
A miracle worker is not geared toward fighting the world that is,
but toward creating the world that could be.
- Marianne Williamson

In real life, unlike in Shakespeare,
the sweetness of the rose depends upon the name it bears.
Things are not only what they are.
They are, in very important respects,
what they seem to be.
- Hubert H. Humphrey

What sweetness is left in life, if you take away friendship?
Robbing life of friendship is like robbing the world of the sun.
A true friend is more to be esteemed than kinsfolk.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

It's so sweet, I feel like my teeth
are rotting when I listen to the radio.
- Bono

Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- Anonymous

The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet
and steady and loyal and enduring a nature
that it will last through a whole lifetime,
if not asked to lend money.
- Mark Twain

Comedy keeps the heart sweet.
- Mark Twain

Self-respect is not a function of size, age, or wealth.
Breathe deep, sing loud and sweet,
"I am me, I am unique, I am magnificent."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If (s)he's an apple and you're an orange,
celebrate your differences -
make a great fruit salad.
Love isn't about being the same -
it's about being sweet with each other.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Parting is such sweet sorrow.
- William Shakespeare

May your heart sing sweet lullabies of timelessness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Experience life in all possible ways -
good-bad, bitter-sweet, dark-light, summer-winter.
Experience all the dualities.
Don't be afraid of experience,
because the more experience you have,
the more mature you become.
- Osho

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
by any other name would smell as sweet
- William Shakespeare

Justice is sweet and musical; but injustice is harsh and discordant.
- Henry David Thoreau

Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet.
With needles in their jaws and feet.
- Pam Brown

The love of learning, the sequestered nooks,
And all the sweet serenity of books.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Change in all things is sweet.
- Aristotle

May your spirit soar throughout the vast cathedral of your being.
May your mind whirl joyful cartwheels of creativity.
May your heart sing sweet lullabies of timelessness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Profit is sweet, even if it comes from deception.
- Sophocles

There's always a period of curious fear between the
first sweet-smelling breeze and the time when the rain comes cracking down.
- Don DeLillo

Love planted a rose, and the world turned sweet.
- Katharine Lee Bates

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility,
never an opportunity.
- Khalil Gibran

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
- Aristotle

Any old place I can hang my hat is home sweet home to me.
- William Jerome

May the world be kind to you,
and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself.
May your spirit soar throughout the vast cathedral of your being.
May your mind whirl joyful cartwheels of creativity.
May your heart sing sweet lullabies of timelessness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

May your mind whirl joyful cartwheels of creativity.
May your heart sing sweet lullabies of timelessness.
May your essence be the nectar of the open blossom of your joy.
May your spirit soar throughout the vast cathedral of your being.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I take every opportunity to articulate to others
the ways that they have blessed and influenced me.
I hold sweet memories of making the opportunity
to thank teachers who have influenced me.
I encourage everyone to seize opportunities
to tell people who have made a gift of knowledge or influence.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Very few people possess true artistic ability.
It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate
the situation by making an effort.
If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint,
simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
- Fran Lebowitz

The movie character Forrest Gump describing life
as being "like a box of chocolates,"
is such a positive upbeat way of
characterizing the uncertainty of life.
I have no idea what life will give me next,
but whatever it is, it will be sweet.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When you love a man, he becomes more than a body.
His physical limbs expand, and his outline recedes,
vanishes.
He is rich and sweet and right.
He is part of the world, the atmosphere,
the blue sky and the blue water.
- Gwendolyn Brooks

What is a kiss? Why this, as some approve:
The sure,
sweet cement, glue, and lime of love.
- Robert Herrick

Revenge is not always sweet, once it is consummated
we feel inferior to our victim.
- Emile M. Cioran

I have the biggest sweet tooth.
After the holidays, I gotta start working out.
- Devon Werkheiser

Sometimes I'm an ass, sometimes I'm sweet as peaches.
- Milo Ventimiglia

I have no name: I am but two days old.
What shall I call thee? I happy am, Joy is my name.
Sweet joy befall thee!
- William Blake

My mom always taught me to be sweet and polite and
cross my legs because it's what the guys like.
Actually, they like a raunchy girl once in a while.
- Tiffani Amber Thiessen

The devil's voice is sweet to hear.
- Stephen King

I think I can deceive people.
I'm like, the nice, sweet girl when you meet me.
And I don't have any bad intentions.
But I'm a bad girl too.
- Alicia Silverstone

There is a peculiar burning odor in the room,
like explosives.
the kitchen fills with smoke and the hot,
sweet, ashy smell of scorched cookies.
The war has begun.
- Alison Lurie

I'm a sweet eater.
I love lemon pie and sweet potato pie.
- Claude Williams

Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet.
- Sarah Louise Delany

Ali was a guy that had a lot of discipline.
If you hung around him, you'd be able to get some of
that discipline that he had.
And I learned from that.
He was a sweet man.
- Larry Holmes

A poet is a nightingale, who sits in darkness and sings
to cheer its own solitude with sweet sounds.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley

Sweet is the memory of past troubles.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

Oh, how sweet it is to pity the fate of an enemy who
can no longer threaten us!
- Pierre Corneille

Only the actions of the just, Smell sweet and blossom in their dust.
- James Shirley

Music can be used against us as much as it can be used for us.
Muzak can put a whole nation to sleep,
whereas a lullaby is intended to put a child to sleep in a sweet way.
- Holly Near

Be good, sweet maid, and let who will be clever.
- Charles Kingsley

Wake the power within thee slumbering,
trim the plot that's in thy keeping,
thou wilt bless the task when reaping sweet labour's prize.
- John Stuart Blackie

Oh, definitely and you know you take the bitter with
the sweet but the benefits far outweigh the burdens
of what I've been able to do for my family,
my word.
- Star Jones

I just want to do something risque for my debut,
purely because I didn't want to make an entrance being the pretty,
sweet type that I've been seen as for the last 3 years.
- Holly Valance

'Tis sweet to know there is an eye will mark our coming,
and look brighter when we come.
- Walter Scott

I think the show has sort of given me a name in this
business and allowed a lot of people the opportunity to see what I can do,
and it's just sort of like a sweet starting point.
- Shiri Appleby


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