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Funny Suspense Quotes
Funny Quotes about Suspense

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We all live in suspense from day to day;
in other words,
you are the hero of your own story.
- Mary McCarthy

In suspense novels even subplots about relationships have to have conflict.
- Jeffery Deaver

For success, the author must make the reader care about
the destiny of the principals,
and sustain this anxiety, or suspense,
for about 100,000 words.
- Ken Follett

Show me a character whose life arouses my curiosity,
and my flesh begins crawling with suspense.
- Fawn M. Brodie


 

I think suspense is a big thing.
- Gina Philips

The suspense of a novel is not only in the reader,
but in the novelist, who is intensely curious about
what will happen to the hero.
- Mary McCarthy

I do try not to spend much time reading in the suspense genre.
- Thomas Perry


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Suspense is very important.
Even though this is humor and they're short stories,
that theory of building suspense is still there.
- Sergio Aragones

Even cowards can endure hardship; only the brave can endure suspense.
- Mignon McLaughlin

I did know that the book would end with a mind-boggling trial,
but I didn't know exactly how it would turn out.
I like a little suspense when I am writing,
too.
- James Patterson

Ideally, I like to integrate the human issues into
the suspense story itself.
- Jeffery Deaver

I like being scared every now and then,
I like the suspense and the thrills.
Nothing like taking a girlfriend to a movie and holding
her hand while she jumps.
- Scott Foley

The audience wants to be attracted not by the critics,
but by a great story.
You must deliver to the audience emotion -
and when I say emotion,
I mean suspense, drama, love.
- Dino De Laurentiis

The courage to imagine the otherwise is our greatest resource,
adding color and suspense to all our life.
- Daniel J. Boorstin

Suspense is worse than disappointment.
- Robert Burns

Luck is everything...
My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person.
I'm fortunate to be a coward, to have a low threshold of fear,
because a hero couldn't make a good suspense film.
- Alfred Hitchcock

I am in suspense as to the probable or improbability
of being called into the Army,
a station I would prefer to any other that of being
in arms to defend an injured and grossly insulted country.
- John Sevier

To answer that I have to describe what I think is my
responsibility as a thriller writer:
To give my readers the most exciting roller coaster
ride of a suspense story I can possibly think of.
- Jeffery Deaver

I like to compare the holiday season with the way a
child listens to a favorite story.
The pleasure is in the familiar way the story begins,
the anticipation of familiar turns it takes,
the familiar moments of suspense, and the familiar climax and ending.
- Fred Rogers

I certainly remember building model rockets.
It was fun to watch the rocket blast into the air,
suspenseful to wonder if the parachute would open to
bring the rocket safely back.
- Eric Allin Cornell

I'm a guy who likes to watch something cool,
creepy and suspenseful and there is no show to watch
as an adult that would scare me at for even four seconds.
- Todd McFarlane

I have never read horror, nor do I consider The Exorcist to be such,
but rather as a suspenseful supernatural detective story,
or paranormal police procedural.
- William Peter Blatty

Death is an absolute mystery.
We are all vulnerable to it, it's what makes life interesting and suspenseful.
- Jeanne Moreau

I think so, Silence of the Lambs was a great,
suspenseful thriller and I would expect Red Dragon to be similar.
And I think it's very character driven.
- Emily Watson

The infrastructure of the US is a long-term suspension
of disbelief that such things won't be exploded deliberately
by people who don't create anything.
- Dave Winer

That willing suspension of disbelief for the moment,
which constitutes poetic faith.
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It is now life and not art that requires the willing suspension of disbelief.
- Lionel Trilling

What do you know? Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?
- Ed Wood

Sometimes I read a script and it's obvious from early
on that it's one where the suspension of disbelief
has to develop strongly from page one.
Some are more reality-based.
- Gillian Anderson

Intuition is a suspension of logic due to impatience.
- Rita Mae Brown

People are so helpful.
People will stop what they're doing to show you something,
to walk with you through a section of the town,
or explain how a suspension bridge really works.
- David McCullough

The stage is suspension of disbelief.
Film is a literal medium.
- Joseph Bologna

Good composition is like a suspension bridge -
each line adds strength and takes none away.
- Robert Henri

Musicals are, by nature, theatrical,
meaning poetic,
meaning having to move the audience's imagination and
create a suspension of disbelief,
by which I mean there's no fourth wall.
- Stephen Sondheim

Col.
Shaffer is prohibited by his lawyer from talking.
He's at great risk.
They want to take away his pay and his health care
benefits so they can hold it over his head and not
allow him to talk while he's under suspension.
This is not America.
- Curt Weldon

People keep coming up to me and asking,
'How does it feel to be banned for life?' Banned for life.
I wasn't banned for life.
There was never a word of suspension,
probation or ban in that agreement.
It was never meant to be part of it.
- George Steinbrenner

While the United States has largely been missing in
action from the diplomatic game,
the European Union and Iran have been making progress
at developing a formula that would lead to the suspension
of Iran's nuclear enrichment program and the start of serious negotiations.
- Earl Blumenauer

Kenya doesn't have much of an infrastructure for hosting a film.
- Ralph Fiennes

Google is a global Rorschach test.
We see in it what we want to see.
Google has built an infrastructure that makes a lot
of dreams closer to reality.
- John Battelle

International lending banks need to focus on areas
where private investment doesn't go,
such as infrastructure projects, education and poverty relief.
- Joseph Stiglitz

First, our focus on security is on the infrastructure itself.
So it is all about how you protect the network,
the device, and the application that is riding on the server.
- John W. Thompson

The president's budget proposals have neglected water infrastructure.
- Sue Kelly

A devastating commentary on the war in Iraq is that
we have been unable to spend money on infrastructure.
- Charles Schumer

The Palestinians are not willing to do anything,
they're not willing to make the strategic decision
to dismantle the infrastructure of terrorist organizations.
- Silvan Shalom

Foreign capital to build new cinemas will help modernize
China's aging cinema infrastructure,
attract Chinese consumers back into cinemas,
and increase demand for U.S.
films.
- Jack Valenti

Obviously, overall infrastructure needs on the Southwest
and Northern borders are mounting.
We need a major push in Congress to remedy this.
- Pete Domenici

They have a beautiful security system and we're emulating
the whole security infrastructure.
- Miguel de Icaza

Justice is the infrastructure of proprietorship.
- Kemal Ataturk

Finance is critical.
If sufficient investment is made in infrastructure
and venture capital is made available,
there will be a big improvement in the situation.
- Sanjay Kumar

Today, we realize there are those actively seeking to harm us,
to destroy our infrastructure and take lives.
- Dave Reichert

With nearly 20 days until Iraq emerges as a free sovereign
state for the first time in more than three decades,
terrorists have increasingly targeted our country's infrastructure.
- Iyad Allawi

Unlike the phone system, which is engineered around an application,
the Internet layered model allows you to,
in essence, separate applications from infrastructure.
- Michael K. Powell

With more than 67 percent of the Nation's freight moving on highways,
economists believe that our ability to compete internationally
is tied to the quality of our infrastructure.
- Dennis Hastert

What's happened is that an incessant,
an insidious insurgency has repeatedly attacked the
key infrastructure targets,
reducing outputs.
- Stuart Bowen

But, on balance, we seized the marketplace.
We've got a great infrastructure.
And yes it's struggling in some areas because of some
external factors and some internal factors.
- Jim Cantalupo

We need to continue our full support of the nascent
Iraqi government by helping to rebuild their economic
infrastructure and maintain security while training
the Iraqi security forces.
- Pat Roberts

The Palestinians will never, never implement their
commitment to dismantle their infrastructure of terrorist organizations.
- Silvan Shalom

Enhancing revenues will help us improve education and
solve our infrastructure problems.
- Roy Barnes

We had no idea that this would turn into a global and public infrastructure.
- Vinton Cerf

The Postal Service's unmatched ability to reach every
household and business in America six days a week is
a vital part of the nation's infrastructure.
- Joe Baca

For infrastructure technology, C will be hard to displace.
- Dennis Ritchie

We must invest in infrastructure development and rebuilding
communities to create jobs.
- Carol Moseley Braun

Population growth and development place additional
stress on the Nation's water infrastructure and its
ability to sustain hard-won water quality gains.
- Jerry Costello

A Congressional Budget Office study estimated that
gulf energy infrastructure repair costs will be between
$18 billion and $31 billion,
just from the damages the hurricane created.
- Mark Foley

Our marine terminals are invaluable commerce infrastructure,
not only to our country but also for the many foreign
manufacturers who sell primarily in the U.S.
market.
- Dana Rohrabacher

Further, Japan is the second largest donor in Iraq after the United States,
with over $5 billion dollars for humanitarian,
infrastructure and reconstruction projects.
- Michael K. Simpson

Our nation's infrastructure needs are tremendous,
and they're growing.
- Bill Lipinski

Most larger companies now see that for the market to grow,
Web infrastructure must be royalty-free.
- Tim Berners-Lee

We seem to be our own worst enemies.
We should require critical U.S.
infrastructure to remain in U.S.
hands.
- Duncan Hunter

The infrastructure for linking environmental health
and public health is not working as well as it should.
- Samuel Wilson

You and I come by road or rail, but economists travel on infrastructure.
- Margaret Thatcher


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