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Funny Quotes about Survival

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As I have discovered by examining my past,
I started out as a child.
Coincidentally, so did my brother.
My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket,
so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell,
who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest."
- Bill Cosby

To cherish what remains of the Earth and to foster its renewal
is our only legitimate hope of survival.
- Wendell Berry

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival
skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
- Doug Larson

We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself
the means of inspiration and survival.
- Winston Churchill


 

Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror,
victory however long and hard the road may be;
for without victory, there is no survival.
- Winston Churchill

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy,
like art...
It has no survival value; rather it is one of those
things that give value to survival.
- C. S. Lewis

In the struggle for survival,
the fittest win out at the expense of their rivals
because they succeed in adapting
themselves best to their environment.
- Charles Darwin


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The human race's prospects of survival were considerably
better when we were defenceless against tigers than
they are today when we have become defenceless against ourselves.
- Arnold J. Toynbee

Our pleasures were simple - they included survival.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

This generation has given up on growth.
They're just hoping for survival.
- Penelope Spheeris

In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the
most exquisite form of torture ever known to man:
survival.
- Edward Everett Hale

And while the law of competition may be sometimes hard for the individual,
it is best for the race, because it ensures the survival
of the fittest in every department.
- Andrew Carnegie

For this generation, ours, life is nuclear survival,
liberty is human rights, the pursuit of happiness
is a planet whose resources are devoted
to the physical and spiritual nourishment of its inhabitants.
- Jimmy Carter

Beliefs have evolved based on survival value.
Certain belief systems have been more conducive than others
to people living long enough to reproduce,
and having a high rate of reproduction.
It's that basic.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill,
that we shall pay any price, bear any burden,
meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe
to assure the survival and the success of liberty.
- John F. Kennedy

But no nation can base its survival and development
on luck and prayers alone while its leadership fritters
away every available opportunity for success and concrete achievement.
- Ibrahim Babangida

Whether or not we believe in survival of consciousness after death,
reincarnation, and karma, it has very serious implications for our behavior.
- Stanislav Grof

The recommended daily requirement for hugs is:
four per day for survival,
eight per day for maintenance, and twelve per day for growth.
- Virginia Satir

The unrestricted competition so commonly advocated
does not leave us the survival of the fittest.
The unscrupulous succeed best in accumulating wealth.
- Rutherford B. Hayes

What I learned with Cecil Taylor was strategy and survival
and how to resist temptations and resist getting discouraged.
- Steve Lacy

We are driven by five genetic needs:
survival,
love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun.
- William Glasser

Much has changed since the end of the Cold War that
augurs well for the survival of our nation.
- Adam Schiff

The question is no longer whether the United States
should contribute to assuring Israel's survival and prosperity;
that goes without saying.
- George Ball

The ultimate value of life depends upon awareness and
the power of contemplation rather than upon mere survival.
- Aristotle

God exists, if only in the form of a meme with high survival value,
or infective power, in the environment provided by human culture.
- Richard Dawkins

In a world where change is inevitable and continuous,
the need to achieve that change without violence is essential for survival.
- Andrew Young

I think the American Dream for most people is just survival.
- Sandy Scholl

The human young must learn to perceive these affordances,
in some degree at least, but the young of some animals
do not have time to learn the ones that are crucial for survival.
- James J. Gibson

The Sandinista government became consumed with fighting a war of survival.
They were up against the biggest superpower in the world.
- Bianca Jagger

In the kind of world we have today, transformation
of humanity might well be our only real hope for survival.
- Stanislav Grof

It is precisely because neither individuals nor small
groups can be fully self-sufficient that cooperation
is necessary to human survival and flourishing.
- Tom G. Palmer

Government is necessary for our survival.
We need government in order to survive.
The Founding Fathers created a special place for government.
It is called the Constitution.
- Michael Badnarik

The cell, over the billions of years of her life,
has covered the earth many times with her substance,
found ways to control herself and her environment,
and insure her survival.
- Albert Claude

We know over very national survival is at stake;
and we believe that we should support our troops,
yes, and work for an outcome that results in victory.
- J. D. Hayworth

There is a land of the living and a land of the dead and the bridge is love,
the only survival, the only meaning.
- Thornton Wilder

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
- Jane Wagner

Every new baby is a blind desperate vote for survival:
people who find themselves unable to register an effective
political protest against extermination do so by a biological act.
- Lewis Mumford

The key to the survival of liberty in the modern world
is the embrace of multiple identities.
- Timothy Garton Ash

I was taught that the human brain was the crowning
glory of evolution so far,
but I think it's a very poor scheme for survival.
- Kurt Vonnegut

I may find Saddam Hussein's regime abhorrent -
any normal person would -
but the survival of it is in his hands.
- Tony Blair

The survival of artistic modes in which we recognize ourselves,
identify ourselves and place ourselves will survive
as long as humanity survives.
- M. H. Abrams

The pressure of survival in the big city will make
you lose sight of your dream...
Hang in there.
- James De La Vega

Perhaps catastrophe is the natural human environment,
and even though we spend a good deal of energy trying to get away from it,
we are programmed for survival amid catastrophe.
- Germaine Greer

In the name of Hippocrates, doctors have invented the
most exquisite form of torture ever known to man:
survival.
- Luis Bunuel

I believe that our very survival depends upon us becoming better systems thinkers.
- Margaret J. Wheatley

I have a hot memory, but I know I've forgotten many things,
too, just squashed things in favor of survival.
- Iggy Pop

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
- Arthur C. Clarke

The planet's survival has become so uncertain that any effort,
any thought that presupposes an assured future amounts to a mad gamble.
- Elias Canetti

When we were engaged in the problems of survival we
had no time to have anything to do with culture.
- Nursultan Nazarbayev

The Jews are trying to destroy all other cultures -
as a survival mechanism -
the only Nazi country in the world is Israel.
- David Duke

Self-interest is but the survival of the animal in us.
Humanity only begins for man with self-surrender.
- Henri Frederic Amiel

All that is really necessary for survival of the fittest,
it seems, is an interest in life, good,
bad or peculiar.
- Grace Paley

They went into stores to get food to stay alive.
Looting isn't the right word.
I call it survival.
- Russel Honore

A declining institution often experiences survival of the unfittest.
- John McCarthy

Every stress leaves an indelible scar,
and the organism pays for its survival after a stressful
situation by becoming a little older.
- Hans Selye

Peace is the one condition of survival in this nuclear age.
- Adlai E. Stevenson

The will to work of everyone in the country is the
best guarantee of national survival.
- Bhumibol Adulyadej

It goes without saying that when survival is threatened,
struggles erupt between peoples, and unfortunate wars between nations result.
- Hideki Tojo

If my survival caused another to perish,
then death would be sweeter and more beloved.
- Khalil Gibran

Humor can be one of our best survival tools.
- Allen Klein

Narcissism and self-deception are survival mechanisms
without which many of us might just jump off a bridge.
- Todd Solondz

The more we exploit nature, The more our options are reduced,
until we have only one: to fight for survival.
- Mo Udall

When you're in the battlefield, survival is all there is.
Death is the only great emotion.
- Samuel Fuller

Babies act out when they're hungry, cold,
tired.
They do this for survival.
- Marilu Henner

Because our homeland and very survival are once more at stake,
the American people can't afford to treat this new
war against terrorism like they did Vietnam.
- David Hackworth

Learning is not compulsory...
neither is survival.
- W. Edwards Deming

We embrace policies that have, first and foremost,
the continued survival of the British people at their core,
and in that respect I think we are beyond left and right.
- Steve Blake

It is not necessary to change.
Survival is not mandatory.
- W. Edwards Deming

Brotherhood is the very price and condition of man's survival.
- Carlos P. Romulo

We need 4 hugs a day for survival.
We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance.
We need 12 hugs a day for growth.
- Virginia Satir

Growing hemp as nature designed it is vital to our
urgent need to reduce greenhouse gases and ensure the survival of our planet.
- Jack Herer


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