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Funny Surprises Quotes
Funny Quotes about Surprises

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Mostly, it is human to dislike surprises -
often with great intensity.
Be open to new ways;
sometimes newness just knocks on our door;
welcome it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The beauty of facing life unprepared is tremendous.
Then life has a newness, a youth;
then life has a flow and freshness.
Then life has so many surprises.
And when life has so many surprises,
boredom never settles in you.
- Osho

That's how you get surprises, because what movies are all about is surprises.
- Peter Bart

My life is so full of surprises, nothing surprises me any more.
- Kim Wilde


 

It is an endless procession of surprises.
The expected rarely occurs and never in the expected manner.
- Vernon A. Walters

Posterity makes the judgments.
There are going to be a lot of surprises in store for everybody.
- Irwin Shaw

I have taught students from the New York City area
so long I have a special affinity and rapport with them.
It surprises me sometimes that there are students from anywhere else.
- Robert Morgan


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I've been around a long time, and life still has a
whole lot of surprises for me.
- Loretta Lynn

I'm dumbfounded, but nothing surprises me in this game.
- Francis Lee

I never want to do the same things twice.
I like surprises.
- Audrey Tautou

The thing that surprises me most is,
you cannot change who you are.
- Jeff Probst

It's most presumptuous to believe we already know all
the answers and will never get any more big surprises.
- Stanley Schmidt

Passion surprises.
One doesn't search it.
It can happen to you tomorrow.
- Isabelle Adjani

The most important American addition to the World Experience
was the simple surprising fact of America.
We have helped prepare mankind for all its later surprises.
- Daniel J. Boorstin

It still surprises me when I find something in any
North Carolina newspaper that isn't mad at me about something.
- Jesse Helms

What to do? We yanked the dress up over her lovely
attributes and with the addition of a scarf,
the problem was solved.
Sorry, guys, blame that stuffy censor.
He hated surprises.
- Audrey Meadows

A story to me means a plot where there is some surprise.
Because that is how life is - full of surprises.
- Isaac Bashevis Singer

With every passing year, BEC proves that it still has surprises left for us.
- Eric Allin Cornell

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes,
one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what
he was afraid he couldn't do.
- Henry Ford

What surprises me is when people give me their mobile number.
The other day, someone on a bus asked if I swear.
I said I try not to, but of course I'm just a normal person.
- Christopher Parker

When I do a horror or a fantasy film it all boils down
to something in the script that surprises me.
It could be a big thing or a small moment.
If it's there I'll do it.
- Lance Henriksen

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright
by informing him what he meant.
- Wilson Mizner

Lionel Richie, love song, OK, thank you very much,
good-bye.
And all of a sudden I realized that,
in my career,
what has made my career has always been the surprises.
- Lionel Richie

My surprises come usually once I start rolling and photographing.
- Kim Weston

They may turn out to be a great disappointment,
or perhaps they may be full of enchanting surprises.
- Mary Wesley

I think that what most surprises anybody who goes into
politics from even a modestly cerebral background is
the vulgarity of much of the cut and thrust of politics.
- Chris Patten

If we are strong, and have faith in life and its richness of surprises,
and hold the rudder steadily in our hands.
I am sure we will sail into quiet and pleasent waters for our old age.
- Freya Stark

One of the characteristics of the dream is that nothing surprises us in it.
With no regret, we agree to live in it with strangers,
completely cut off from our habits and friends.
- Jean Cocteau

One mind can think only of its own questions;
it rarely surprises itself.
- Orson Scott Card

Nature gives us all, including Prof.
Lorentz, surprises.
It was very quickly found that there are many exceptions
to the rule of splitting of the lines only into triplets.
- Pieter Zeeman

I'm in politics.
I'm in government, so nothing surprises me.
- Andrew Cuomo

The books one has written in the past have two surprises in store:
one couldn't write them again,
and wouldn't want to.
- Jean Rostand

What surprises me, what amazes me, is that it seems
the military people were expecting to stumble on large quantities of gas,
chemical weapons and biological weapons.
- Hans Blix

I go to the movies a lot, and I regret when I see some
actor that I used to like,
to find them offering no more surprises.
- Catherine Deneuve

I do not believe they've run out of surprises.
- Larry Niven

I get a lot of recognition for my voice.
That always surprises me.
- Moira Kelly

Surprises are foolish things.
The pleasure is not enhanced, and the inconvenience is often considerable.
- Jane Austen

Probably the biggest thing that surprises people is
that I am obsessed with hockey.
I grew up in the Boston area so I am obsessed with
hockey since I was a little kid.
- Rob Zombie

I'll tell you one thing, in what I do for a living,
there's no substitute for experience.
I don't care how much natural talent you may have...
In the type of show I do, you can depend on surprises.
- Bob Barker

The painting develops before my eyes,
unfolding its surprises as it progresses.
It is this which gives me the sense of complete liberty,
and for this reason I am incapable of forming a plan
or making a sketch beforehand.
- Yves Tanguy

I love the sea's sounds and the way it reflects the sky.
The colours that shimmer across its surface are unbelievable.
This, combined with the colour of the water over white sand,
surprises me every time.
- John Dyer

I'm one of those writers who, when writing,
believes she's god-and that she hasn't bestowed free
will on any of her characters.
In that sense there are no surprises in any of my books.
- Lynn Abbey

I've been blessed with some lovely scripts and a character
that people could truly identify with.
It's one of those surprises in life that makes you think,
'God was smiling on me that particular day.
- Dwight Schultz

Sometimes it is better to begin the journey,
to get under way, then it is to sit back and wait until
such time that you're convinced that all conditions
are perfect and that there'll be no surprises along the route.
- John Engler

I've found even after nearly 30 years of doing this,
there are all kinds of new surprises that rear their
heads at various times and I truly believe that 51% of the images,
success takes place in the darkroom.
- John Sexton

Whatever precautions you take so the photograph will look like this or that,
there comes a moment when the photograph surprises you.
It is the other's gaze that wins out and decides.
- Jacques Derrida

But, I know enough people in that court,
through the years, to know one thing:
There's always somebody who surprises you,
who rises above what they thought they appointed him for,
and stays with the separation of powers,
and with the right of the law to decide.
- Arthur Hertzberg

It was important on The Shipping News to have my house
far enough away from each location so I had this time
in the morning to think about my shots and still remain
open to surprises once I got to the set.
- Lasse Hallstrom

Society is always taken by surprise
at any new example of common sense.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret to humor is surprise.
- Aristotle

A laugh is a surprise.
And all humor is physical.
I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.
- Chevy Chase

I do like to shock and surprise people.
When it's all in good fun, of course.
- Ruth Warrick

The fact that I exist is a perpetual surprise.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Never tell people how to do things.
Tell them what to do and they will
surprise you with their ingenuity.
- George S. Patton

May your season shine with delight and surprise.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved:
It is God's finger on man's shoulder.
- Charles Morgan

The True Surprise is that
So Many of Us have Evolved So Rapidly.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Poor, dear, silly Spring, preparing her annual surprise!
- Wallace Stevens

To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s,
and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.
- Lionel Blue

Everything that is new or uncommon raises a pleasure in the imagination,
because it fills the soul with an agreeable surprise,
gratifies its curiosity, and gives it an idea of which
it was not before possessed.
- Joseph Addison

I doubt whether the world holds for any one a more
soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice-cream.
- Heywood Broun

It should cause no surprise that anyone so lazy as
myself should be economical to the point of miserliness
with everything he writes.
- Leslie Charteris

Surprise is the greatest gift which life can grant us.
- Boris Pasternak

The biggest surprise about our marriage is that Erin was out there.
- James Denton

That was a surprise.
I just had wished that Wil Wheaton was there.
He was missing from the last show and it would have
been nice if everyone could have been there.
- Denise Crosby

I'm writing a new love story, set in eastern North Carolina.
Surprise, surprise, huh?
- Nicholas Sparks

Visual surprise is natural in the Caribbean;
it comes with the landscape,
and faced with its beauty, the sigh of History dissolves.
- Derek Walcott

I saw a story in the Los Angeles Times that 40 percent of the viewers are men.
It didn't really surprise me.
- James Denton

The difficulty is capturing surprise on film.
- F. Murray Abraham

A sudden bold and unexpected question doth many times
surprise a man and lay him open.
- Francis Bacon

Though times have changed, it's a nice surprise to
see that youthful feeling of anti-war sentiment returning
once more to the cobbled main streets of Europe.
- Cat Stevens


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