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Funny Support Quotes
Funny Quotes about Support

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always
depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw

None of us got where we are solely by
pulling ourselves up by our bootstraps.
- Thurgood Marshall

Choose in ways that support your dreams.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Recognize that "suffering is optional," and develop daily habits
that support living a joyful and productive life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

The key is to keep company only with people who uplift you,
whose presence calls forth your best.
- Epictetus

You have to support your children to have a healthy relationship.
- Connie Sellecca

God is, even though the whole world deny him.
Truth stands, even if there be no public support.
It is self-sustained.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi


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We seek opinions that are likely to
support what we want to be true.
- Thomas Gilovich

A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

A woman can plan when to have her family and how to support a family.
- Kathleen Turner

The probability that we may fail
in the struggle ought not to deter us
from the support of a cause we believe to be just.
- Abraham Lincoln

Honor your past, and all the consequences of that past.
Receive insight into relieving the pain
caused by past experiences and current attitudes toward life.
Observe life as it currently appears,
and then train yourself to observe life
from other perspectives that support a higher quality of living.
Re-consider your priorities.
Chart your Course.
Set Sail with Courage.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is error alone which needs the support of government.
Truth can stand by itself.
- Thomas Jefferson

I have a family to support.
And I'm not always going to be doing exactly what I want to do.
- Patrick Warburton

Those who look for the laws of Nature as a support
for their new works collaborate with the creator.
- Antonio Gaudi

If you are ever at a loss to support a flagging conversation,
introduce the subject of eating.
- Leigh Hunt

Friends are like bras:
close to your heart and there for support.
- Anonymous

Truth stands, even if there be no public support.
It is self-sustained.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Nobody has ever asked the nuclear family to live
all by itself in a box the way we do.
With no relatives, no support,
we've put it in an impossible situation.
- Margaret Mead

I have been surrounded by some of the smartest,
brightest, most caring lawyers, by agents who are willing
to risk their lives for others,
by support staff that are willing to work as hard as they can.
- Janet Reno

Do you have a plan for your life?
If not, allocate some time today to sit quietly
with pen and paper to begin writing your life plan -
what you want to accomplish with your life,
and what projects will support your goals.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill,
that we shall pay any price, bear any burden,
meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe
to assure the survival and the success of liberty.
- John F. Kennedy

When your whole family is loving and supportive, it is a great blessing.
But when family members are indifferent or hostile, release your expectations,
and find the love and support you need elsewhere.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In its current form, globalization cannot be sustained.
Democratic societies will not support it.
Authoritarian leaders will fear to impose it.
- John J. Sweeney

However one feels about the war in Iraq,
realize that our troops deserve our support 100 percent.
- Ric Keller

Comrade Deng Xiaoping - along with other party elders -
gave the party leadership their firm and full support
to put down the political disturbance using forceful measures.
- Li Peng

I do not support abortion rights.
Although what I would support in this vexed area is not clear to me.
- Stanley Fish

Like I said, I've got too much respect for women to marry them,
but that doesn't mean you can't support them emotionally and financially.
- Sylvester Stallone

There is good news in the data the strongest support
for priests is to be found among the younger generation.
- Andrew Greeley

This means that no single logic is strong enough to
support the total construction of human knowledge.
- Jean Piaget

I had to wait for a long time before I could support myself with writing.
However, being a writer is what I have most wanted to be,
from the time I was a child.
- Margaret Mahy

That's what unions do.
They can get money, they can get support,
they can get manpower.
- James P. Hoffa

That no government, so called, can reasonably be trusted,
or reasonably be supposed to have honest purposes in view,
any longer than it depends wholly upon voluntary support.
- Lysander Spooner

We should be recklessly abandoned to Jesus,
and just turn it over to Him.
Through the support I think the sacrifices will be
made and we'll all be cool with it.
- Stacie Orrico

I support immediate financial assistance to the newly
elected Palestinian president.
Now, I don't know what those numbers will be,
and I don't know how it's going to be framed.
- Joe Biden

Today, Academies of Science use their influence around
the world in support of human rights.
- John Charles Polanyi

Democrats and Republicans alike support our military personnel.
- John Spratt

There are nine requisites for contented living:
HEALTH enough to make work a pleasure;
WEALTH enough to support your needs;
STRENGTH enough to battle with difficulties and forsake them;
GRACE enough to confess your sins and overcome them;
PATIENCE enough to toil until some good is accomplished;
CHARITY enough to see some good in your neighbor;
LOVE enough to move you to be useful and helpful to others;
FAITH enough to make real the things of God;
HOPE enough to remove all anxious fears concerning the future.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

We're quickly moving to the point where we will have
no military bases in the Northeast,
and this undermines support for the military.
We are a nation of citizen soldiers.
- Rob Simmons

At the very outset I want to say how the people of
America appreciate the steadfast support of the people of Morocco,
the leadership of Morocco in our war against terrorism.
- Donald Evans

I just want to thank all my fans for their loyalty
and support-for coming out to the shows and buying the CDs.
- Edgar Winter

I do not support gambling in this state.
- Craig Benson

The media's power is frail.
Without the people's support, it can be shut off with
the ease of turning a light switch.
- Corazon Aquino

Have a working spouse, because you won't earn a living from writing -
not at first,
if ever.
My wife worked for years to support us.
- Piers Anthony

Um, I have an enormous faith in God.
I have an enormous support system that also has that same belief.
- Katey Sagal

I strongly support tax relief for the middle class.
- Rick Larsen

I am going to sing lesbian love songs and support gay rights no matter what.
The rest is public relations.
- Jasmine Guy

When Queer Eye hit, the church told my mom they were praying for me.
She said, God loves him too.
And I support him 100 percent.
- Jai Rodriguez

Mayor Koch, of New York, was the first public figure to give me support.
- Ryan White

The Misfits pretty much funds the Misfits.
It used to cost me money to be in the band.
I think we got paid the last gig we ever did.
After that, we had to work to support our families.
- Jerry Only

We need to continue to decrease the growth rate of the global population;
the planet can't support many more people.
- Nina Fedoroff

There was never sufficient evidence presented at my
trial to support a finding of intent to kill.
- Jack Henry Abbott

Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments
than their child support obligations.
- Susan Faludi

I'm sorry I'm not gay or Jewish, so I don't have a
special interest group of journalists that support me.
- Vincent Gallo

Belize pledges it continued support to the aspirations
of the 23 million people of Taiwan to be full participants
in all organs and agencies of the international community.
- Said Musa

I thought that that mission and the mission of taking
care of those soldiers were my priorities,
and I stand by the same today.
There wasn't a lot of support for those soldiers.
- Janis Karpinski

Stem cell research holds enormous promise for easing human suffering,
and federal support is critical to its success.
- Tom Harkin

I don't believe we own our children,
they're their own souls who make their own choices,
we just guide and support them.
- Elle Macpherson

Each year thousands of embryos, no bigger than the head of a pin,
are created in the process of in vitro fertilization,
with the support of Congress, by the way.
- Lois Capps

With my support, the House of Representatives recently
voted to permanently repeal the death tax so that family
farms and businesses can be passed down to children and grandchildren.
- Doc Hastings

Life is to be lived.
If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well
better find some way that is going to be interesting.
And you don't do that by sitting around.
- Katharine Hepburn

I got a lot of support from my parents.
That's the one thing I always appreciated.
They didn't tell me I was being stupid;
they told me I was being funny.
- Jim Carrey

I don't support violence, period.
- Edward James Olmos

Lean your body forward slightly to support the guitar against your chest,
for the poetry of the music should resound in your heart.
- Andres Segovia

I am in support of the NRA position on gun control.
- William J. Clinton

I rise in support of a Canada in which liberties are safeguarded,
rights are protected and the people of this land are
treated as equals under the law.
- Paul Martin

We urge all democratic nations and the United Nations
to answer the Iraqi Governing Council's call for support
for the people of Iraq in making the transition to democracy.
- Dick Cheney

I didn't want my parents to support me.
I wanted to prove that I could do it by myself.
- Linda Vester

How does he support Clinton's urban agenda? He doesn't know what it is.
- Maxine Waters

We have to support our own films.
If we don't, how can we expect others to support them?
- Cicely Tyson

Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to
live all by itself in a box the way we do.
With no relatives, no support, we've put it in an impossible situation.
- Margaret Mead


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