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Funny Supernatural Quotes
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One man's "magic" is another man's engineering.
"Supernatural" is a null word.
- Robert A. Heinlein

Man can know his world without falling back on revelation;
he can live his life without feeling his utter dependence on supernatural powers.
- Christopher Dawson

I keep reviewing my feelings about the supernatural.
- Tony Visconti

The word diva to me means doing something supernatural with something natural.
- Patti LuPone


 

Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination.
- Edward Abbey

Whatever the scientists may say, if we take the supernatural out of life,
we leave only the unnatural.
- Amelia Barr

The interest in the supernatural in a very generic
sense and in the spiritual is not in itself a factor
that helps the communication of the Christian faith.
- Karl Lehmann


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Ah, yes, superstition: it would appear to be cowardice
in face of the supernatural.
- Theophrastus

I think the supernatural is a catch-all for everything
we don't understand about the vast other parts of life that we cannot perceive.
- William Shatner

As a musician I tell you that if you were to suppress adultery,
fanaticism, crime, evil, the supernatural,
there would no longer be the means for writing one note.
- Georges Bizet

People are always the start for me...
animals, when I can get into their heads,
gods, supernatural beings, immortals,
the dead...
these are all people to me.
- Tanith Lee

Real genius is nothing else but the supernatural virtue
of humility in the domain of thought.
- Simone Weil

To me, Shakespeare uses the supernatural elements to
reveal his character's inner desires and fears.
- John Foster

I don't have a religion.
I believe in a God.
I don't know what it looks like but it's MY god.
My own interpretation of the supernatural.
- Jennifer Aniston

I have never read horror, nor do I consider The Exorcist to be such,
but rather as a suspenseful supernatural detective story,
or paranormal police procedural.
- William Peter Blatty

In every religion there is an element of the supernatural,
varying with the influence of pure reason over its devotees.
- Charles Eastman

The supernatural birth of Christ, his miracles,
his resurrection and ascension, remain eternal truths,
whatever doubts may be cast on their reality as historical facts.
- David Friedrich Strauss

Plant diseases, drought, desolation,
despair were recurrent catastrophes during the ages -
and the ancient remedies: supplications to supernatural spirits or gods.
- Norman Borlaug

I walk in the realm of the supernatural.
- Benny Hinn

Has made an honest woman of the supernatural.
- Christopher Fry

The supernatural is the natural not yet understood.
- Elbert Hubbard

I'm going to keep on dealing with the supernatural in a lot of ways.
- Anne Rice

The Church's note must be a supernatural note which
distinguishes incarnation from immanence,
redemption from evolution, the Kingdom of God from mere spiritual process.
- Arthur Middleton

I'd like to quit the supernatural roles and play just an interesting,
down-to-earth person.
- Bela Lugosi

And, of course, supernatural elements just make a story more interesting.
- John Foster

Shakespeare also introduces the supernatural into some of his tragedies;
he introduces ghosts,
and witches who have supernatural knowledge.
- Andrew Coyle Bradley

I call religion a natural authority,
but it has usually been conceived as a supernatural authority.
- Herbert Read

I don't know that I believe in the supernatural,
but I do believe in miracles, and our time together
was filled with the events of magical unlikelihood.
- John Perry Barlow

It's not a monster movie.
It's a supernatural thriller.
- Ed Wood

It is often said that science must avoid any conclusions
which smack of the supernatural.
- Michael Behe

The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary;
men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
- Joseph Conrad

I think A Midsummer Night's Dream would be terrific
because of the transformations that occur.
Or The Tempest, things like that.
Extraordinary larger than life or supernatural element.
- Kenneth Branagh

I would bend over backward to be back on Grey's.
Any day, I'll choose lying in bed with Katherine Heigl
looking over me over getting thrown against walls by
supernatural persons at 5 in the morning.
- Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Do I believe in the supernatural? Oh yes,
certainly.
I can't believe, I can't accept that you die and that's the end.
Physically maybe it is a fact.
But there's something about the mind that's more than that.
- Terence Fisher

It is impossible for us to understand the Church if
we regard her as subject to the limitations of human culture.
For she is essentially a supernatural organism which
transcends human cultures and transforms them to her own ends.
- Christopher Dawson

Compassion has no place in the natural order of the
world which operates on the basis of necessity.
Compassion opposes this order and is therefore best
thought of as being in some way supernatural.
- John Berger

A changeling is one child substituted for another.
I couldn't find anything more apt.
We had to kind of fight that supernatural element in the publicity,
and I offered to try and find another title,
but Clint liked it, and it stayed.
- J. Michael Straczynski

This fact immediately suggested a singular event -
that at some time in the distant past the universe
began expanding from an extremely small size.
To many people this inference was loaded with overtones
of a supernatural event -
the creation,
the beginning of the universe.
- Michael Behe

The dreams which reveal the supernatural are promises
and messages that God sends us directly:
they are nothing but His angels,
His ministering spirits , who usually appear to us
when we are in a great predicament.
- Paracelsus

I don't want to say I hear voices; well,
actually I do hear voices, but I don't think it's supernatural.
I think it's just that when characters are given enough texture and backbone,
then lo and behold, they stand on their own.
- Anne Tyler

The evolutionary explanation for origins,
although impossible either to prove or to test scientifically,
is nevertheless defended by its proponents on the basis
that it is the only explanation which is naturalistic,
not involving the 'supernatural' element of a divine Creator.
- Henry M. Morris

Purity is not imposed upon us as though it were a kind of punishment,
it is one of those mysterious but obvious conditions
of that supernatural knowledge of ourselves in the Divine,
which we speak of as faith.
Impurity does not destroy this knowledge,
it slays our need for it.
- Georges Bernanos

I wish I were supernaturally strong so I could put
right everything that is wrong.
- Greta Garbo

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
- Paul Lynde

I only wish that ordinary people
had an unlimited capacity for doing harm;
then they might have an unlimited power for doing good.
- Socrates

I believe totally in a Capitalist System,
I only wish that someone would try it.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

I wish you a rainbows and butterflies kind of day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We must become the change we wish to see in the world.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer
but wish we didn't.
- Erica Jong

I wish you a magical white rabbit kind of day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I wish you a tea and jammies kind of day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In critical moments men sometimes see
exactly what they wish to see.
- the character Spock of the television series Star Trek

Life is best when I wish neither to hurry the future nor to slow it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is a process of becoming,
a combination of states we have to go through.
Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state
and remain in it. This is a kind of death.
- Anais Nin

My wish is to ride the tempest, tame the waves.
- Trieu Thi Trinh

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

We must be the change we wish to see.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Momma always said dyin' was a part of life.
I sure wish it wasn't.
- the movie Forrest Gump

Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The wish for healing has always been half of health.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The art of acceptance is the art of making someone
who has just done you a small favor
wish that he might have done you a greater one.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

What then is time? If no one asks me,
I know what it is.
If I wish to explain it to him who asks,
I do not know.
- Saint Augustine

Sons have always a rebellious wish to be disillusioned
by that which charmed their fathers.
- Aldous Huxley

As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth,
so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind.
To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again.
To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over
the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives.
- Henry David Thoreau

Do not seek to bring things to pass
in accordance with your wishes,
but wish for them as they are,
and you will find them.
- Epictetus

If you wish to succeed in life,
make perseverance your bosom friend,
experience your wise counselor,
caution your elder brother,
and hope your guardian genius.
- Joseph Addison

If there is anything that we wish to change in the child,
we should first examine it and see whether it is
not something that could better be changed in ourselves.
- Carl Jung

You are never given a wish without also
being given the power to make it true.
You may have to work for it, however.
- Richard Bach

Lend your voices only to sounds of freedom,
no longer lend your strength to that
which you wish to be free from.
Fill your life with love and bravery,
and you shall live a life uncommon.
- Jewel

To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s,
and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.
- Lionel Blue

Learn to become still. And to take your attention
away from what you don't want, and all the emotional charge around it,
and place your attention on what you wish to experience.
- Michael Beckwith


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