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Funny Sunday Morning Quotes
Funny Quotes about Sunday Morning

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Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning,
but the kids would have to go to church.
- Lynn Johnston

Just in terms of allocation of time resources,
religion is not very efficient.
There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.
- Bill Gates

From the way most people live,
one would never guess that humans are beings of free will.
Repetition can be a choice, but often it isn't.
The athlete or pianist who practices the same routine
day after day, year after year, has their eye on a goal.
The unending repetition is a conscious choice
in the pursuit of a life dream.
But what about the sameness of most lives?
Observe the morning commute, the after-work drink,
the Sunday football game or religious service -
how many of those people are consciously following their dream,
training their mind, body, and spirit through that daily repetition?
And how many are mindlessly slogging through each day
out of habit and boredom?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When I woke up Sunday morning at the Open and stepped
outside and felt the wind and rain in my face,
I knew I had an excellent chance to win if I just took
my time and trusted myself.
- Tom Kite


 

I'd always been a news junkie, always read lots of
newspapers and watched the Sunday morning news shows
on TV and felt strongly about issues of power,
control, sexuality and race.
- Barbara Kruger

In the morning on Sunday, a drum is sounded at about 8 o'clock.
- William Brewster

I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the
idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.
- Michael J. Fox


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You lie awake at 3 in the morning thinking of story ideas.
You're online at 8 a.m.
on a Sunday or midnight on a Wednesday.
It's a job that you never push aside.
- James Daly

On that Sunday morning the first thing that impressed
the people who approached the tomb was the unusual
position of the one and a half to two ton stone that
had been lodged in front of the doorway.
- Josh McDowell

I want to host a religious show.
I'm sure nobody will be wanting the 11 o'clock spot on Sunday morning.
I think we should really get some of our own preachers
and preach that gay is good.
And we'd have a great choir.
- Kate Clinton

We were making new ones the second year.
We were in syndication the second year.
So we were on Saturday nights, prime time,
every morning, and then they put it on Sunday evenings too.
So it was all over the place.
- Gavin MacLeod

In the last year my wife has noticed me struggling
to get downstairs on a Sunday morning.
I've two young children and football has been so good
to me over the years I don't want to spoil it.
- Graeme Le Saux

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
- George Burns

Do not let Sunday be taken from you.
If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan.
- Albert Schweitzer

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
- Joseph Addison

We went to church every Sunday.
When I was a kid, the only time I sang was around my family.
- Darius Rucker

Millions long for immortality
who don't know what to do on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
- Susan Ertz

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality
on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday,
cash me out.
- Frank Sinatra

Millions long for immortality who don't know what to
do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
- Susan Ertz

Home is the place we love best and grumble the most.
- Billy Sunday

More men fail through lack of purpose than lack of talent.
- Billy Sunday

There is nothing in the world of art like the songs mother used to sing.
- Billy Sunday

I guess God made Boston on a wet Sunday.
- Raymond Chandler

I was born in Alabama and my first live music experiences were in church.
Every Sunday we watched regional gospel groups on television
singing their hearts out.
- Tommy Shaw

I once spent a year in Philadelphia,
I think it was on a Sunday.
- W. C. Fields

My training in Science of Mind had begun with my mother.
She took me to a different church every Sunday,
and she encouraged me to question the minister afterward.
- Esther Williams

Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more
humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in America?
- Johan Huizinga

A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance
for the evil conscience of their parents.
- H. L. Mencken

I want there to be no peasant in my kingdom so poor
that he cannot have a chicken in his pot every Sunday.
- Henry IV

The real advantage for me is that I have the opportunity
to lead worship every Sunday.
- John Tesh

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
- Woody Allen

The Steve Allen Sunday night show had the right to
two options after my first performance.
- Shelley Berman

If I have a Sunday free, I'll go up the coast and spend some time on the beach.
I scuba dive and swim and sail.
A lot of the things I like are around the water.
- Parker Stevenson

I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom,
so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide
you wanted to be a comic,
and on Monday, you could be on stage.
- Todd Barry

The Sunday School teacher talked too much in the way
our grade school teacher used to when she told us about George Washington.
Pleasant, pretty stories, but not true.
- Frances Farmer

I'd rather direct than produce.
Any day.
And twice on Sunday.
- Steven Spielberg

People react to fear, not love; they don't teach that in Sunday School,
but it's true.
- Richard M. Nixon

I went to Sunday School and liked the stories about
Christ and the Christmas star.
They were beautiful.
They made you warm and happy to think about.
But I didn't believe them.
- Frances Farmer

It's not enough to attend church and pray every Sunday;
you have to act.
- Abbe Pierre

I live in Spain.
Oscars are something that are on TV Sunday night.
Basically, very late at night.
You don't watch, you just read the news after who won or who lost.
- Javier Bardem

My mother raised me in the church.
I was not allowed to stay home on Sunday;
there was no option.
I sang in the choir all the way up until I went to college.
- Steve Harvey

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President
because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting
together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.
- Russell Baker

We are on Sunday night because that is where they put us 30-odd years ago.
I think we became a habit.
- Morley Safer

We're going to win Sunday.
I guarantee it.
- Joe Namath

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats;
then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
- Fred Allen

There are a lot more TV sets in use on Monday night
than on Sunday afternoon.
- Pete Rozelle

In Europe the parents are included as with children.
All three generations are together.
I'm thinking of Italy.
You go out on a Sunday afternoon and the whole family is there.
- Dana Delany

One of my good friends is Christian,
goes to church every Sunday,
very religious.
I'm fine with that and I will never judge her.
- Amber Tamblyn

The life of the wealthy is one long Sunday.
- Georg Buchner

But I can't wait to watch the Tonys this Sunday.
I'm really glad Broadway is doing so well this year,
especially with its straight plays.
It's been a wonderful year.
- Gregory Harrison

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything,
when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ.
- Bernhard Langer

While the 1980 book was being serialized in the Sunday Times,
Charles attacked it through the Observer.
- Anthony Holden

I've taught Sunday school, I've sung in the choir,
I directed a choir.
- Elizabeth Moon

My parents had a pub and each Sunday there was an accordionist.
They have told me that when I was in my cradle,
I already was imitating the gestures of the musician.
- Toots Thielemans

We didn't think he would play on Sunday because he was suspended -
that makes me think he has all the qualities to join Arsenal!
- Arsene Wenger

Well, I was born and raised in the Midwest,
in Indiana specifically, and my childhood was full of weekend movies,
you know, the Saturday and Sunday popcorn movies.
- Sydney Pollack

The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday,
Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.
- Donna Shalala

Poetry is truth in its Sunday clothes.
- Joseph Roux

It's absolutely absurd to even consider voting on Sunday alcohol sales.
I am opposed to alcohol period.
It doesn't do anybody any good in the long run.
It's a dangerous drug.
- John Hunter

People realized that they could come on Fox News Sunday,
and they would be well and fairly treated.
- Brit Hume

It was a Sunday afternoon, wet and cheerless;
and a duller spectacle this earth of ours has not to
show than a rainy Sunday in London.
- Thomas de Quincey

My father was invited to play on a television show
when I was 17 or 18 that was an early equivalent of educational television,
a Sunday afternoon kind of variety art show.
- John Sebastian

Home is our sanctuary, where we:
relax into being ourselves,
play with our inner child,
paint the walls green and pink,
dig in the dirt,
grow something,
love somebody else,
love ourselves even more,
snuggle with a warm blanket on a Sunday afternoon,
hang "go away" on the door whenever we want,
clean and tidy often... or never,
launch from and return to,
are truly ourselves.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I wrote my earliest piece for The Sunday Times about being a young wife.
- Jilly Cooper

The biggest thrill wasn't in winning on Sunday but
in meeting the payroll on Monday.
- Art Rooney

Sunday school don't make you cool forever.
- Sly Stone

And it is always Easter Sunday at the New York City Ballet.
It is always coming back to life.
Not even coming back to life - it lives in the constant present.
- John Guare

After I'd preached a message on Sunday night,
I'd print it up.
- Tim LaHaye

I take the kids to church and Sunday school.
They love it.
I really think it's important for a child to feel that
there are things that are bigger than your life out there.
- Reese Witherspoon

I enjoy sports.
I get a real joy from playing sports but I don't look for those movies.
Oliver Stone wanted to know if I would do Any Given
Sunday and it just didn't appeal to me.
- Kevin Costner

I had to go to Sunday school once or twice in my life,
and that's where I commented someplace on hearing.
- John Hawkes


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