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Funny Summer Love Quotes
Funny Quotes about Summer Love

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I love summer.
Because it means I can wear a bikini top and shorts,
even just to go shopping.
- David Wain

I love Paris in the summer, when it sizzles.
- Cole Porter

What is life, when wanting love? Night without a morning;
love's the cloudless summer sun,
nature gay adorning.
- Robert Burton

Every summer, my grandparents would rent a house on Balboa Island.
They had the house next to Bob Hope's.
I've been going down there all my life,
to that whole area.
- Mike Love


 

I love doing this day, and George was exactly as he's always been,
very calm and very gentle, and if I'm in the final
cut in the summer theater,
I'll be thrilled.
If I'm not, well that's the way things go.
- Jeremy Bulloch

I could name a few songs and say exactly what summer
they came out and what boy I thought I was in love
with when I was fourteen years old,
but I think that music used to be really more a part
of the culture when people went out dancing in a different way than they do now.
- Ann Beattie

Nothing is more memorable than a smell.
One scent can be unexpected, momentary and fleeting,
yet conjure up a childhood summer beside a lake in the mountains.
- Diane Ackerman


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The sweltering summer of the Negro's legitimate discontent
will not pass until there is
an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Occasionally I have come across a last patch of snow
on top of a mountain in late May or June.
There's something very powerful about finding snow in summer.
- Andy Goldsworthy

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth,
the air and you.
- Langston Hughes

Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
- Russell Baker

In the depth of winter I finally learned that there
was in me an invincible summer.
- Albert Camus

Tears of joy are like the summer rain drops pierced by sunbeams.
- Hosea Ballou

Experience life in all possible ways -
good-bad, bitter-sweet, dark-light, summer-winter.
Experience all the dualities.
Don't be afraid of experience,
because the more experience you have,
the more mature you become.
- Osho

Cloud Animals: Be a Child Again.
I remember warm summer afternoons,
laying in the shade of a maple tree in the back yard
of my Connecticut home watching the clouds for hours.
As those clouds formed dragons and foxes, clowns and angels,
I traveled across space and time.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass
under trees on a summer's day,
listening to the murmur of the water,
or watching the clouds float across the sky,
is by no means a waste of time.
- John Lubbock

For one swallow does not make a summer,
nor does one day; and so too one day,
or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy.
- Aristotle

The summer of 1943 at Exeter was as happy a time as I ever had in my life.
- John Knowles

On my show, I'm definitely the youngest one.
So going from a show where everyone is over 30,
to the movie, where everyone was like 20,
25, it was like summer camp.
- Marla Sokoloff

Summer afternoon, summer afternoon; to me those have
always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.
- Henry James

A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.
- Raymond Duncan

In the spring and summer of 1989, a serious political
disturbance took place in China.
- Li Peng

Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April,
winter chilling the lap of very May;
but at length the season of summer does come.
- Thomas Carlyle

Communications is the number one major in America today.
CNN had 25,000 applicants for five intern jobs this summer.
- Larry King

Summer movies are spectacles; that's what you pay 10 dollars to see.
You want to get teased by effects sometimes.
I think that will never stop.
- Jan de Bont

In the summer of '84, you just couldn't escape the Born in the USA record.
- Henry Rollins

Freedom Summer, the massive voter education project in Mississippi,
was 1964.
I graduated from high school in 1965.
So becoming active was almost a rite of passage.
- Danny Glover

I was four years old then, and I think it must have
been the next summer that I first heard the voices.
- Black Elk

I was much entertained last summer with a tame bat,
which would take flies out of a person's hand.
- Gilbert White

Well, look at all of these summer blockbusters.
You can't help but laugh a little, because you've already
seen a lot of these movies 482 times.
- Sean Penn

Now, I was the Summer Concert guy.
I played every Summer concert there was.
- John Sebastian

Among the delights of Summer were picnics to the woods.
- Georg Brandes

The moon is at her full, and riding high,
Floods the calm fields with light.
The airs that hover in the summer sky Are all asleep to-night.
- William C. Bryant

I started out in summer stock, and that's really what I prefer.
- Andrea Martin

Since then I have held many jobs at museums in Colorado and Wyoming.
I have also taught summer courses at the University of Colorado.
- Robert T. Bakker

I went to night school and summer school,
I made that whole year up and I actually graduated on time.
Also, I got a part-time job at the radio station.
- Angie Martinez

I like summer.
I like warmer weather and long days.
I'm one of those silly people who still enjoy lying in the sun -
my children are horrified!
- Danielle Steel

Storage is important.
Whether it's cushions you only use outside in the summer,
or blankets that only come out in the winter,
you've always got to think of where to store them.
- Anthea Turner

I know that if odour were visible, as colour is,
I'd see the summer garden in rainbow clouds.
- Robert Bridges

People take pictures of the Summer, just in case someone
thought they had missed it,
and to proved that it really existed.
- Ray Davies

This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1,
a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got
to play a Goth rock band singer.
- Charisma Carpenter

I like acting for now.
But after seeing Apollo 13, what I really want to do is to be an astronaut.
I'm dying to go to a space camp next summer!
- Natalie Portman

The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met
Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him.
- Matthew Sweet

Now I take the summer off, relax, and I know that at
the end of July we're gonna start another season.
- Jerry Orbach

During the summer, Screen Gems launched the New Monkees,
which miserably failed I understand.
I never saw it.
- Davy Jones

The Indian Summer of life should be a little sunny and a little sad,
like the season, and infinite in wealth and depth of tone,
but never hustled.
- Henry Adams

I knew more about Texas than the Texans and when they
told me I would find summer here I smiled knowingly.
- Richard H. Davis

The NAACP was even considering earlier this summer
reassessing their position on school integration.
- Tom Joyner

I am hoping to film another ad in the summer for Carte Noire.
- David Ginola

At 4, I joined a summer rec team called the Sugar Bears.
- Summer Sanders

We started focusing on this in earnest late summer and early fall.
I can build more power plants.
In the 12 years before us, not a single plant of major consequence was built.
- Gray Davis

So when I was 13, I basically left home and never returned and lived at home again.
I would come home for a week at Christmas and two weeks in the summer only.
- Peter Jurasik

My dad was a carpenter and I would work with him during
the summer and umpire on the nights I wasn't playing.
- Jim Evans

Oh, the summer night, Has a smile of light,
And she sits on a sapphire throne.
- Barry Cornwall

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation.
If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour,
she can hurt you.
- Erma Bombeck

I spent many a summer early morning with the radio very low,
half sleeping and half listening.
- Frankie Valli

After graduating in the summer of 1980,
I knew I wanted my life to count.
- Donna Rice

People were desperately trying to fill their seats for the summer.
And so prices are really low right now.
And so they are kept from raising prices to make up for that difference.
- David Neeleman

I left Montana in Spring of 1866, for Utah,
arriving at Salt Lake city during the summer.
- Calamity Jane

Spring and summer 1942 was probably the worst period
of internal terror in Slovakia.
It was also the time of mass deportation of Slovak
Jews to the extermination camps in Poland.
- Alexander Dubcek

7 Mile is like an Ave.
Back in the days it was poppin' in the summer time.
- Obie Trice

In the summer of 1776 our Founding Fathers sought to
secure our independence and the liberties that remain
the foundation of our nation today.
- Doc Hastings

When I was in college, I spent a summer working in London.
I'd enjoyed tea before that, but then I got actual,
really good tea there and never looked back.
- Sarah Zettel

With 2 movies opening this summer, I have no relaxing time at all.
Whatever I have is spent in a drunken stupor.
- Hugh Grant

By all these lovely tokens September days are here,
With summer's best of weather And autumn's best of cheer.
- Helen Hunt Jackson

The next summer, 1794, corn grew dear,
and distress began in our land.
- Joanna Southcott

'Tis the last rose of summer Left blooming alone;
All her lovely companions Are faded and gone.
- Thomas More

I'm generally pessimistic about the dumbing down of America -
especially with summer movies.
- Elmer Bernstein

I had 500 kids at camp this past summer for example.
We do nine weeks for kids and nine days for grown ups every summer.
The adult camp is a lot of fun.
- Wavy Gravy

Our whole family assembles in Chicago at Christmas
and usually in Aspen in the summer.
- James Cronin

If you can't stand the heat, don't go to Cancun in the summer.
- Ben Stein


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