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Funny Study Quotes
Funny Quotes about Study

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The time-traveling is just too dangerous.
Better that I devote myself to study
the other great mystery of the universe - women!
- the movie Back to the Future II

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries
of a large research staff to study the problem.
- Bill Vaughan

Borrowing knowledge of reality from all sources,
taking the best from every study,
Science of Mind brings together
the highest enlightenment of the ages.
- Ernest Holmes

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.
- Francis Bacon


 

The proper study of mankind is the science of design.
- Herbert Simon

When you are offended at any man's fault,
turn to yourself and study your own failings.
Then you will forget your anger.
- Epictetus

Study the past, if you would divine the future.
- Confucius


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I must study politics and war that my sons may have
liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.
- John Adams

Can you imagine young people nowadays making a study
of trigonometry for the fun of it? Well I did.
- Clyde Tombaugh

To acquire knowledge, one must study;
but to acquire wisdom, one must observe.
- Marilyn vos Savant

Only a monopolist could study a business and ruin it by giving away products.
- Scott McNealy

I do two things.
I design mobile computers and I study brains.
- Jeff Hawkins

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body,
the mind, and the heart.
And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise,
study, and love.
- Alan Bleasdale

The nature of life is to be
a study of contrasts: joy/sadness, full/empty.
The Main Thing is to Keep The Main Thing The Main Thing.
- Stephen Covey

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to hard study may
become at sixty as wise as he thought himself at twenty.
- Mary Wilson Little

Study history, study history.
In history lies all the secrets of statecraft.
- Winston Churchill

We do not need to proselytize
either by our speech or by our writing.
We can only do so really with our lives.
Let our lives be open books for all to study.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Study nature, love nature,
stay close to nature. It will never fail you.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Art is not a study of positive reality,
it is the seeking for ideal truth.
- John Ruskin

The advice I am giving always to all my students is
above all to study the music profoundly...
music is like the ocean, and the instruments are little or bigger islands,
very beautiful for the flowers and trees.
- Andres Segovia

Today, like every other day, we wake up empty
and frightened. Don't open the door to the study
and begin reading. Take down a musical instrument.
Let the beauty we love be what we do.
There are hundreds of ways to kneel and kiss the ground.
- Rumi (Persian poet 1207-1273)

Study until twenty-five, investigation until forty,
profession until sixty, at which age I would have him
retired on a double allowance.
- Thomas Moore

Optics, developing in us through study,
teach us to see.
- Paul Cezanne

Traditionalists often study what is taught,
not what there is to create.
- Ed Parker

I decided to study special education and fell in love
with working with individuals with autism.
That's what I planned to do with my life.
- Clay Aiken

No trace of slavery ought to mix with the studies of the freeborn man.
No study, pursued under compulsion, remains rooted in the memory.
- Plato

To study history means submitting to chaos and nevertheless
retaining faith in order and meaning.
- Hermann Hesse

No amount of study or learning will make a man a leader
unless he has the natural qualities of one.
- Archibald Wavell

If you want the present to be different from the past,
study the past.
- Baruch Spinoza

The most wonderful study of mankind is man.
Relieving human suffering and diffusing universal knowledge is humanitarian.
- Daniel D. Palmer

The study of social progress is to-day not less needed
in literature than is the analysis of the human heart.
- Alfred de Vigny

In the housing projects, people talked of ways to reduce crime,
relieve overcrowding, and they were good ideas that we plan to study,
and possibly implement.
- Jane Byrne

We visited Ravi.
We didn't study with him, as such.
- Gary Wright

Culture is properly described as the love of perfection;
it is a study of perfection.
- Matthew Arnold

I was recently on a tour of Latin America,
and the only regret I have was that I didn't study
Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
- Dan Quayle

Study the public behavior of top stars and you can
detect a keen attentiveness to brand value.
- Peter Bart

Because his basic idea that he got from the study of
gall wasps is that everyone's sexuality is unique.
- Bill Condon

Talk politics, talk about study and talk positively.
- Jiang Zemin

The study of history is the beginning of political wisdom.
- Jean Bodin

The study of error is not only in the highest degree prophylactic,
but it serves as a stimulating introduction to the study of truth.
- Walter Lippmann

An architect should live as little in cities as a painter.
Send him to our hills, and let him study there what
nature understands by a buttress,
and what by a dome.
- John Ruskin

History is, strictly speaking, the study of questions;
the study of answers belongs to anthropology and sociology.
- W. H. Auden

It was almost forbidden in the Soviet Union to study the New Economic Policy.
- Anatoly Chubais

The greatest object in educating is to give a right habit of study.
- Maria Mitchell

But my shift to the serious study of economics gradually
weakened my belief in Major Douglas's A+B theorem,
which was replaced in my thought by the expression MV = PT.
- James Meade

So, to prepare for the role, I had to take music lessons,
talk to wives who had husbands overseas,
and carefully study the reactions and mannerisms of
a friend who was expecting.
- June Allyson

The novel is a penetrating study of morals and ethics.
- Bille August

If you want to be a doctor, a lawyer you must go to college.
But if you want to be a musician or such,
study your craft.
Study music.
- Billy Eckstine

When I feel a little confused, the only thing to do
is to turn back to the study of nature before launching
once again into the subjects closest to heart.
- Raoul Dufy

My life as a working theorist began three months after
this preliminary study and background reading,
when Oscar gently nudged me toward working on a particular problem.
- Rudolph A. Marcus

The study of Nature is intercourse with the Highest Mind.
You should never trifle with Nature.
- Louis Agassiz

Realists do not fear the results of their study.
- Fyodor Dostoevsky

Frank is such a great visual storyteller,
that if you study his artwork you see that his Sin
City books are already the best movies never seen on the big screen.
- Robert Rodriguez

It was in the 1960s that I began the detailed study of public regulation.
- George Stigler

In the piano, one has the instrument complete before he begins;
but in the case of the voice,
the instrument has to be developed by study.
- Alma Gluck

Looking at yourself in a mirror isn't exactly a study of life.
- Lauren Bacall

I don't study; I create.
- Viktor Korchnoi

Mbeki began to write a study of the workings of apartheid policy in the reserves -
the areas set aside in law for African occupation -
as early as 1959 and 1960.
- Ruth First

I slept for four years.
I didn't study much of anything.
I majored in something called communication arts.
- Don DeLillo

No doubt it is true that science cannot study God,
but it hardly follows that God had to keep a safe distance
from everything that scientists want to study.
- Phillip E. Johnson

There is no doubt: the study of man is just beginning,
at the same time that his end is in sight.
- Elias Canetti

What drew me to both study and activism was the formative
experience of the civil rights movement.
- David E. Price

Surprising as it may seem, this study indicates that
similar conditions are best for all sorts of races.
- Ellsworth Huntington

It is still not clear from this study how laughter
can directly help the heart but other studies have
shown that laughter is beneficial for every system in the body.
- Allen Klein

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.
- Don Herold

In fact, a University of Connecticut study showed that
as many as three in four pre-teens and teens who are
exposed to Internet gambling become addicted.
- Spencer Bachus

The actual course is called fishery studies,
and you study general aquatics and fishery management.
- Tom Felton

My idea was to go to Vienna to study conducting and
perhaps play in an orchestra first,
so I thought before I got to Vienna I could do with
a little training in Paris.
- Harry Mathews

There is no better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law.
No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth.
- Jean Giraudoux

Life itself is a school, and Nature always a fresh study.
- Hugh Miller

The study of the human character opens at once a beautiful
and a deformed picture of the soul.
- Mercy Otis Warren


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