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Funny Student Quotes
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Every time a student walks past a really urgent,
expressive piece of architecture that belongs to his college,
it can help reassure him that he does have that mind,
does have that soul.
- Louis Kahn

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.
- Buddhist Proverb

I wouldn't attach too much importance to these student riots.
I remember when I was a student at the Sorbonne in Paris,
I used to go out and riot occasionally.
- John Foster Dulles

It is not easy to imagine how little interested a scientist
usually is in the work of any other,
with the possible exception of the teacher who backs
him or the student who honors him.
- Jean Rostand


 

If one student is unable to get online,
it cripples that student's team and puts the whole course in jeopardy.
- John Gallagher

When I was a graduate student, the leading spirits
at Harvard were interested in the history of ideas.
- M. H. Abrams

Take the attitude of a student, never be too big to ask questions,
never know too much to learn something new.
- Og Mandino


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The wrong things are predominantly stressed in the schools -
things remote from the student's experience and need.
- Anne Sullivan Macy

I was a grad student at UC Berkeley when I bought my
Apple II and it suddenly because a lot more interesting than school.
- Andy Hertzfeld

I won vice president of my student body in high school.
That doesn't mean anything.
- Al Sharpton

You can take a school like the University of Colorado,
with a selective admission standard.
It has a better caliber student going in,
so you ought to have a better caliber coming out.
- Roy Romer

I hope that Requiem is better than Pi.
I hope that Pi is better than my student films,
and I'm hoping that I'm getting better as I get older.
- Darren Aronofsky

Clearly, once the student is no longer a student the
possibilities of relationship are enlarged.
- Marilyn Hacker

Into the soul of every student I would have instilled
the patriotic fervor of Patrick Henry.
- David O. McKay

Catholic schools prepare every student to meet the
challenges of their future by developing their mind,
yes, but also their body and their soul and spirit.
- David Vitter

I do favor guest workers, H1B visas and student visas.
- Jim Kolbe

Become a student of change.
It is the only thing that will remain constant.
- Anthony J. D'Angelo

Student journeys which were important to me were Sicily,
Greece, and Egypt, where I really saw these buildings,
and that is where you're able to grasp what things mean.
- Ben Nicholson

Only Socrates knew, after a lifetime of unceasing labor,
that he was ignorant.
Now every high-school student knows that.
How did it become so easy?
- Allan Bloom

I consider myself a student of many religions.
The more I learn, the more questions I have.
For me, the spiritual quest will be a life-long work in progress.
- Dan Brown

I was an art student at the time, like thousands of others.
- Ray Davies

When West End Girls came out on import,
I was a student at Liverpool University.
I'd go to a club in Liverpool and it would come on,
and I'd be really embarrassed.
- Chris Lowe

I cannot say that I was a particularly diligent student,
especially during the lower grades.
- Koichi Tanaka

I was a fantastic student until ten,
and then my mind began to wander.
- Grace Paley

I spent some time at White Memorial Medical Center
as a senior medical student doing a rotation in surgery;
however,
I felt I wasn't getting enough time assisting.
- Samuel Wilson

A student will send me an urgent appeal to hear her,
saying she is poor and wants my advice as to whether
it is worth while to continue her studies.
I invariably refuse such requests.
- Alma Gluck

What is the student but a lover courting a fickle mistress
who ever eludes his grasp?
- William Osler

The difference between the student and the born composer
is he really hears the thing,
and they have to stage it and manipulate it by technical equipment.
- Leo Ornstein

My real education began when I entered the University
of Chicago in September 1951 as a graduate student.
- James Cronin

When the student is ready...
the lesson appears.
- Gene Oliver

I always told, Sandra Bullock was my student when she was younger,
I always told her it's important that we hold on to our insecurity,
the wisdom of insecurity.
- Sally Kirkland

I think one of the privileges of being a filmmaker
is the opportunity to remain a kind of perpetual student.
- Edward Zwick

The ideal college is Mark Hopkins on one end of a log
and a student on the other.
- James A. Garfield

I came to Ireland 20 years ago as a student,
hitch-hiking round for a week and staying in Dublin.
- Greta Scacchi

Occasionally a student writer comes up with something
really beautiful and moving,
and you won't know for years if it was an accident
or the first burst of something wonderful.
- Howard Nemerov

Eight months later, having left Columbia,
I was studying physics in a summer program and working
in Colorado when I decided to enroll as a graduate student in biophysics.
- Sidney Altman

In every school, more boys wanted to be remembered
as a star athlete than as a brilliant student.
- James S. Coleman

It is our hope that the AP program can serve as an
anchor for increasing rigor in our schools.
Rigor can be maintained while increasing student participation.
- Gaston Caperton

I don't think I'm in any position to call myself a martial artist.
I'm a student of the martial arts.
- Lou Reed

The student who deceives himself into thinking that
he is giving his life like an ascetic in the spirit of sacrifice for art,
is the victim of a deplorable species of egotism.
- Alma Gluck

Excitement in education and student productivity,
the ability to get a result that you want from students,
go together and cannot be separated.
- Major Owens

For the last year I've been at Stanford University
as a student and I've had time to read the newspaper.
- Tabitha Soren

When I was an art student in the early 60's before
the acid scene began I was smoking pot just like anyone else who was an artist.
- Bill Griffith

The great classics that, as a professional you don't get to do,
you do as a student, when you don't know any better.
- Marion Ross

In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act,
which, as any American high school student can tell you,
was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps.
- Dave Barry

I have always been interested in politics.
I was in the student union before, very active.
- Abdullah Ahmad Badawi

Finally, I was no longer a student and was making music for myself.
- Kenny G

To the stern student of affairs, Beirut is a phenomenon,
beguiling perhaps, but quite, quite impossible.
- Jan Morris

Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.
- Dick Cavett

I didn't mind studying.
Obviously math and the physical science subjects interested
me more than some of the more artistic subjects,
but I think I was a pretty good student.
- Alan Shepard

The most dangerous thing about student riots is that
adults take them seriously.
- Georges Pompidou

There is one thing a professor can be absolutely certain of:
almost every student entering the university believes,
or says he believes, that truth is relative.
- Allan Bloom

I got involved when I was a graduate student at UCLA
when UCLA was the first site on the net.
- Jon Postel

I'm not speaking as someone who has reached satori or anything else.
I'm a student.
- Sting

I felt like I was a teacher.
But nowadays, I am as much a student of his.
He writes a lot of what we play.
- Gary Burton

If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me
out of class immediately.
- Lynda Barry

Consequently the student who is devoid of talent will
derive no more profit from this work than barren soil
from a treatise on agriculture.
- Quintilian

I was a student in Germany when Hitler came to power.
- Klaus Fuchs

You know, it's been proven that 35 to 40 hours a year
with one-on-one attention,
a student can get one grade level higher.
- Dave Eggers

What is a diary as a rule? A document useful to the person who keeps it.
Dull to the contemporary who reads it and invaluable to the student,
centuries afterwards, who treasures it.
- Walter Scott

I was once a student in a punk T-Shirt hooked on screwed-up scenarios.
That's how I became the esteemed cultural figure that I am today.
- Bruce Sterling

I never had the high-paying job or the company car.
It took me over a decade to pay off my student loans.
I never had to worry about where to dock my yacht to reduce my taxes.
- Christine O'Donnell

Time to Die:
A Zen teacher had a rare and priceless teacup.
One day, his precocious student accidentally broke the cup.
Hearing the footsteps of his teacher,
the student held the pieces of the cup behind his back.
When the master appeared, he asked: "Why do people have to die?"
"This is natural," explained the teacher.
"Everything has to die and has just so long to live."
The student showed the shattered cup, saying,
"It was time for your cup to die."
- Traditional Zen Koan

However, I learned something.
I thought that if the young person, the student,
has poetry in him or her, to offer them help is like
offering a propeller to a bird.
- Norman MacCaig

The issue here isn't whether every student is brainwashed,
it's whether it is appropriate.
- David Horowitz

My first student film was Orientation,
which was basically the set-up for Animal House.
There are a couple of scenes that we later borrowed in some form.
- Ivan Reitman

If some student came up and wanted to know where to study painting,
you'd want to suggest someplace, but there's no place.
I wouldn't know where to send a student to study.
- Ad Reinhardt

General Custer was a close observer and student of personal character.
- Buffalo Bill

Why should every single character be an honor student
who goes around helping others and never doing anything
wrong? Is that like the rule or something?
- Mike Judge

I voted for the Deficit Reduction Package with significant
heartburn over the student aid provisions.
- Bob Inglis

After some minor pieces of theoretical study that I worked on,
a student in my statistical mechanics class brought
to my attention a problem in polyelectrolytes.
- Rudolph A. Marcus


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