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Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband
a month before she marries him
and what she thinks of him a year afterward,
and you will have the truth about him.
- H. L. Mencken

Strike against war, for without you
no battles can be fought!
- Helen Keller

Strike while the iron is hot.
- Proverb

Do or do not, there is no try.
- Jedi Master Yoda in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back


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It is not he who reviles or strikes you who insults you,
but your opinion that these things are insulting.
- Epictetus

The timid man yearns for full value and demands a tenth.
The bold man strikes for double value and compromises on par.
- Mark Twain

You must unlearn what you have learned.
- the character Yoda in the movie Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back


 

(Jesus on Anger and Revenge)
You have heard that it was said,
"Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth."
But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person.
If someone strikes you on the right cheek,
turn to him the other also.
- Matthew 5:38-39

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth

There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil
to one who is striking at the root.
- Henry David Thoreau

You are not your mind. You, a Spiritual BEing,
are neither your mind nor your body.
Mind and body are your tools - to use as you choose.
Sometimes your body appears to have a will of its own,
as when it twitches or pains.
Likewise, your mind often appears to have its own will.
That incessant chattering of regret, disappointment, guilt,
shame, foreboding, worry, and fear
is your Rattlesnake Mind striking off on its own.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil
to one who is striking at the root,
and it may be that he who bestows the largest amount
of time and money on the needy
is doing the most by his mode of life
to produce that misery
which he strives in vain to relieve.
- Henry David Thoreau

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Edgar Bergen

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

We have a great life here in Alaska,
and we're never going back to America again!
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston Churchill

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly,
but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY fly!
- the movie Shrek (2001)

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession;
a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
- Charles Lyell

Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

Never put off till tomorrow
what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Eating words has never given me indigestion.
- Winston Churchill

You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing
for most of us that it is not.
- Oscar Wilde

I would never want to be a member of a group
whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
- George Carlin

I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson

Which form of proverb do you prefer
Better late than never, or Better never than late?
- Lewis Carroll

Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I always pass on good advice.
It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- Anonymous

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

The way for a young man to rise is
to improve himself in every way he can,
never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.
- Abraham Lincoln

I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous

Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard

Never stir up litigation.
A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.
- Abraham Lincoln

Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.
- Mark Twain

Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.
- Confucius

People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry

One should never know too precisely
whom one has married
- Friedrich Nietzsche

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
- Oscar Wilde

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
- H. L. Mencken

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde

The savage in man is never quite eradicated.
- Henry David Thoreau

One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller

My father always told me that
all businessmen were sons of bitches,
but I never believed it till now.
- John F. Kennedy

You never can tell with bees.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Our Joy comes from living our own lives simply -
never from demanding that others live simply -
or from ever making any demands whatsoever upon others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There are only two or three human stories,
and they go on repeating themselves as fiercely
as if they had never happened before.
- Willa Cather

I make it a policy to try never to
make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way.
After all, there's always all kinds of new ways
to make a complete idiot of myself.
Why repeat the old ones?
- Margot Dalton

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

She drove me to drink.
That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
- the movie Never Give a Sucker an Even Break

"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brain."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis

Anyone who knows history, particularly
the history of Europe, will, I think,
recognize that the domination
of education or of government
by any one particular religious faith
is never a happy arrangement for the people.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump


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