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Funny Street Quotes
Funny Quotes about Street

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If a man is called to be a street sweeper,
he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted,
or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry.
He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts
of heaven and earth will pause to say,
here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

I have lost friends, some by death ...
others by sheer inability to cross the street.
- Virginia Woolf

Crazy is walking down the street
with half a cantaloupe on your head,
muttering; "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."
- the movie Spy Hard (1996)

Understanding is a two-way street.
- Eleanor Roosevelt


 

There's nothing I value more than the closeness of friends and family,
a smile as I pass someone on the street.
- Willie Stargell

I was a dog in a past life.
Really.
I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take.
Like, Hey, I know him.
- William H. Macy

If you have only one smile in you,
give it to the people you love.
Don't be surly at home,
then go out in the street
and start grinning good morning
at total strangers.
- Maya Angelou


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I still get wildly enthusiastic about little things...
I play with leaves.
I skip down the street and run against the wind.
- Leo Buscaglia

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball,
most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
- Charles Barkley

My hope is that 10 years from now, after I've been
across the street at work for a while,
they'll all be glad they gave me that wonderful vote.
- Sandra Day O'Connor

I asked my daughter when she was 16,
What's the buzz on the street with the kids? She's going,
to be honest, Dad, most of my friends aren't into Kiss.
But they've all been told that it's the greatest show on Earth.
- Ace Frehley

I've made a promise to myself to be a 100% healthy person if nothing else.
- Picabo Street

But to personally satisfy my own adrenalin needs,
I've been racing cars a little bit, which has been fun.
- Picabo Street

If you see somebody running down the street naked every single day,
you stop looking up.
- Stevie Nicks

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming,
'You're fired!'
- Donald Trump

When shopping was still connected to the street it
was also an intensification and articulation of the street.
Now it has become utterly independent -
contained,
controlled, surveyed.
- Rem Koolhaas

There's always the hyena of morality at the garden gate,
and the real wolf at the end of the street.
- David Herbert Lawrence

I was street smart, but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive.
- Carrie Fisher

Everybody has forgotten about showmanship.
People don't look like rock stars any more.
They just look like regular dudes off the street.
- Vince Neil

I got Sonny up to Harlem, and we started street playin' in New York.
We did that for three or four years and survived.
We brought it back to the streets again.
- Brownie McGhee

A dead end can never be a one way street;
you can always turn around and take another road.
- Bo Bennett

I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end.
I'm not sure how I got there.
- Steven Wright

People are so busy anyway they don't see you or recognise you in the street.
- Andrea Corr

To walk across the street is a risk.
- Mikhail Baryshnikov

Michael Ralph brilliantly plays the street prophet,
a West Indian who foreshadows the Harlem riot.
- Debbie Allen

To me, acting is acting...
I'd be happy working on a street corner in a mime troupe.
- Kelly McGillis

If you want to get an education in how to get a story and how to survive,
then get a street reporter job in New York City.
- John Tesh

Livable neighborhoods with a vibrant street life will
stimulate our economic life as well.
- Gavin Newsom

Life is a dead-end street.
- H. L. Mencken

Nothing can teach you what it's like to work on a film set,
and the best education there can be for an actor is
to walk up the street and observe human nature.
- Rosamund Pike

People were actually approaching me on the street and
thinking that I was an athlete.
They couldn't quite place it, but a runner,
or swimmer or something.
- Kristanna Loken

We fixed on No.
4, Queen Street Place, for our City offices,
and it was from there that so many of my patented inventions were dated.
- Henry Bessemer

It's that I don't like white paper backgrounds.
A woman does not live in front of white paper.
She lives on the street, in a motor car,
in a hotel room.
- Helmut Newton

The skyscraper establishes the block,
the block creates the street, the street offers itself to man.
- Roland Barthes

I'm not averse to helping Wall Street when it helps Main Street.
- Ben Nelson

Tiger the dog had a showdown with a fast moving flower
truck in the middle of the street and lost.
- Barry Williams

The things that make me very angry are injustice and bullying.
If I see someone bullying a woman or child in the street,
or kicking a dog, I go completely mad.
- Susannah York

I missed out on everything.
Sometimes on the street I see teenagers hanging out and going to the movies,
going to concerts, and I get so jealous.
- Adriana Lima

I don't really care what the man on the street thinks.
I never did anything to please him in the first place,
and I'm not going to start now.
- Boris Becker

When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth,
I looked in the other team's dugout and they were already in street clothes.
- Bob Uecker

Some people ask me, Do they put aging makeup on you?
It's just this very nice street makeup.
- Frances Conroy

It always amazes me to think that every house on every
street is full of so many stories;
so many triumphs and tragedies,
and all we see are yards and driveways.
- Glenn Close

A few years ago I was at a party and this guy threw me over his shoulder,
ran across the street, put me in his car,
and stuck his tongue in my mouth.
- Rachel Bilson

By the time you're 30 years old, you can be on a nowhere street,
if you're not careful.
- Gerry Cooney

I broke up the band in the office in Gerrard Street.
- Georgie Fame

DJs and people in the street know what they like.
- Roy Ayers

I'm not lost, they just moved my street.
- Piper Perabo

The other guy I dug a lot was Burroughs because he was a smart man already;
he learned it through the druggie pool -
the street scene of an old aristocratic kind of man.
- Gregory Corso

It's always fun to walk down the street with or behind
a really beautiful woman,
for no reason other than to see how the world reacts to them.
- Jonathan Carroll

Music is pretty much the lifestyle, not the music itself.
The lifestyle really pulled me off the street.
Made me want to do something organized and positive.
- Brandon Thomas

You see someone on the street, and essentially what
you notice about them is the flaw.
- Diane Arbus

My studio was on 9th Street between University and Broadway.
- Lee Krasner

Getting a degree, being on Sesame Street...
those were like real accomplishments to me.
- Chaka Khan

Who's the new Ramones, who's the new Guns 'N Roses,
who's the new Motley Crue, who's the new Black Sabbath? They're coming,
they're on the street, they're 16, 17 years old.
- Nikki Sixx

With this book, I truly hope to reach everyone that
I don't bump into on the street and share my story.
- Teri Hatcher

I'm in prison.
But my heart and mind is free.
Gangsta haters on the streets are doing more time than me.
They need 30 police escorts with them every time they walk down the street.
- Suge Knight

A mathematical theory is not to be considered complete
until you have made it so clear that you can explain
it to the first man whom you meet on the street.
- David Hilbert

In Full Frontal and K Street, I learned to take advantage
of the mobility that digital provides.
- Steven Soderbergh

I believe in the brotherhood of all men,
but I don't believe in wasting brotherhood on anyone
who doesn't want to practice it with me.
Brotherhood is a two-way street.
- Malcom X

In a polling conducted by the Wall Street Journal,
11 out of 12 Americans said they oppose the taking of private property,
even if it is for public economic good.
- Jim Ryun

All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning.
Great works are often born on a street corner or in
a restaurant's revolving door.
- Albert Camus

If we take care of the customers and associates and grow the business,
Wall Street will be pleased.
- Lee Scott

The coolest thing I've gotten to do in the past few
years is guest star on Sesame Street.
- Norah Jones

A man in the house is worth two in the street.
- Mae West

After World War I the resentment of the working class
against all that it had to suffer was directed more against Morgan,
Wall Street and private capital than the government.
- C. L. R. James

I had some eyeglasses.
I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
- Steven Wright

Worry compounds the futility of being trapped on a dead-end street.
Thinking opens new avenues.
- Cullen Hightower

I came here as a man of visions.
I was sent here as a man of visions,
like a second Noah.
I'm not a Noah but I'm here as a second Noah.
I'm here as a red light is in the street.
- Howard Finster

I was in school studying civil engineering.
A guy approached me on the street and said that I had
a interesting look-very exotic.
He told me I should try to be in the industry.
- Thuy Trang

Street and park trees provide tremendous benefits to cities.
- Gavin Newsom

I've never been out with any of the cast of Coronation Street.
We're all very close friends so it's very much a professional attitude.
- Richard Fleeshman


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