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In terms of fitness and battling through cancer,
exercise helps you stay strong physically and mentally.
- Grete Waitz

Now learning a bit more about footballers I think what they need to do well,
is someone who really wants to stay in the background
and just be a strong support.
- Anna Friel

Nuclear power is here to stay, and we need to support
a strong domestic uranium industry.
- Michael Burgess

That strong mother doesn't tell her cub,
Son, stay weak so the wolves can get you.
She says, Toughen up, this is reality we are living in.
- Lauryn Hill


 

We have a pretty tough schedule coming up.
We have to stay strong mentally and must focus on getting better.
- Tony Parker

We must continue, however, to send a strong message
of resolve to the people of Iraq,
to our troops, to our coalition partners,
and to the rest of the world that we,
the United States of America, will stay the course and get the job done.
- John Warner

We got ratings.
It isn't that they won't quarrel with you,
or say you're always right.
But as long as you stay strong and the ratings are
good and you're reasonable -
I don't think we fought unreasonably.
We basically won that right.
- Norman Lear


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Stay hopeless and confused. Keep polishing those skills.
- the movie When a Man Loves a Woman (1994)

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller

Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You are only young once,
but you can stay immature indefinitely.
- Anonymous

A big part of letting go is recognizing
when it is time to stay in a situation
and when it is time to move on.
- Darren L. Johnson

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together,
keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

To achieve success, stay relaxed - not stressed.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I was thinking that I might fly today.
Just to disprove all the things you say...
please be careful with me, I'm sensitive,
and I'd like to stay that way.
- Jewel

You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you.
You have to go to them sometimes.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

I'm exhausted trying to stay healthy.
- Steve Yzerman

The very nature of the world is constant change.
You set a goal and create a plan to achieve it;
then the assumptions on which you
based your plan change - they always do.
The challenge is to retain your goals
while adapting your tactics.
Relax and stay flexible in order to reach
your goals and maintain your happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You can't stay the same.
If you're a musician and a singer, you have to change,
that's the way it works.
- Van Morrison

There are 80 million moms in the United States.
Forty million stay at home with their children.
- Andrew Shue

The only good husbands stay bachelors:
They're too considerate to get married.
- Finley Peter Dunne

Nobody's a natural.
You work hard to get good and then work to get better.
It's hard to stay on top.
- Paul Coffey

Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
- William Congreve

Because things are the way they are,
things will not stay the way they are.
- Bertolt Brecht

It's not that I'm so smart,
it's just that I stay with problems longer.
- Albert Einstein

I'd just as soon stay home and raise babies.
- June Allyson

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns

Stay Alert, and doors will open.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's tough to stay married.
My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
- Rodney Dangerfield

To keep your thinking young, stay curious.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
- Kin Hubbard

Stay in the moment and all gifts are added
as you breathe and take inspired action.
- Joe Vitale

Ikea people do not drive flashy cars or stay at luxury hotels.
- Ingvar Kamprad

Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning,
but the kids would have to go to church.
- Lynn Johnston

Love wasn't put in your heart to stay.
Love isn't love until you give it away.
- Michael W. Smith

Stay committed to your decisions,
but stay flexible in your approach.
- Tony Robbins

Art hurts.
Art urges voyages - and it is easier to stay at home.
- Gwendolyn Brooks

I'm still very professional about my fitness.
I stay in trim as I always did.
- Peter Shilton

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that
can stay up all night and eat anything.
- Herb Caen

I stay in tune with my family and God.
- Regina King

My mother gets all mad at me if I stay in a hotel.
I'm 31-years-old, and I don't want to sleep on a sleeping
bag down in the basement.
It's humiliating.
- Ben Affleck

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve.
Middle age is when you're forced to.
- Bill Vaughan

Study nature, love nature,
stay close to nature. It will never fail you.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Stay at the center
and let all things take their course.
- Lao Tzu

Charity should begin at home, but should not stay there.
- Phillips Brooks

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films
when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?
- Samuel Goldwyn

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you,
you should stay home and have a good cry.
- Josh Billings

So many people try to grow up too fast,
and it's not fun!
You should stay a kid as long as possible!
- Vanessa Hudgens

I really believe the only way to stay healthy is to eat properly,
get your rest and exercise.
If you don't exercise and do the other two,
I still don't think it's going to help you that much.
- Mike Ditka

The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion,
who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement,
who can tolerate not knowing...
not healing, not curing...
that is a friend who cares.
- Henri Nouwen

I would rather try to persuade a man to go along,
because once I have persuaded him, he will stick.
If I scare him, he will stay just as long
as he is scared, and then he is gone.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

I have never found a companion that was
so companionable as solitude.
We are for the most part more lonely
when we go abroad among men
than when we stay in our chambers.
A man thinking or working is always alone,
let him be where he will.
- Henry David Thoreau

Each of us should take personal responsibility for our diet,
and our children's diet, and the government's role
should be to make certain it provides the best information
possible to help people stay healthy.
- James Talent

Some people come into our lives and quickly go.
Some people stay for awhile,
and move our souls to dance.
They awaken us to a new understanding,
leave footprints on our hearts,
and we are never, ever the same.
- Flavia Weedn

I chose to stay with tennis and they didn't understand that at the school.
- John Newcombe

Working mothers are just as likely to want to conform
to a standard of perfection and just as likely to suffer
from their failure to meet it as their stay-at-home counterparts.
- Melinda M. Marshall

I guess after you've been doing something for 20 plus years,
you have to work to stay interested.
- Bruce Hornsby

Books stay with me and have shaped me and made huge impacts on my life.
- Stephan Jenkins

Every day I run scared.
That's the only way I can stay ahead.
- John H. Johnson

If I can't play for big money, I play for a little money.
And if I can't play for a little money,
I stay in bed that day.
- Bobby Riggs

It's not hard to keep up the image we chose.
It's not hard to stay yourselves.
- Donnie Wahlberg

Latinos are here to stay.
As citizen Raquel, I'm proud to be Latina.
- Raquel Welch

Putin can't afford to leave the office because he will
be in real danger of being prosecuted for things he
and his people did during their stay in power.
- Garry Kasparov

If I stay alert, then I can challenge myself,
and by challenging myself, that helps me to stay alive
and to hopefully take something away from the experience.
- Thomas Jane

I would love to stay at SNL forever.
But you can't stay in the same place.
People think you're a loser.
- Norm MacDonald

Speculation is perfectly all right, but if you stay
there you've only founded a superstition.
If you test it, you've started a science.
- Hal Clement

Government needs to stay out of the religion business altogether.
- Michael Newdow

If you reject the food, ignore the customs,
fear the religion and avoid the people,
you might better stay at home.
- James A. Michener

The running across the field thing, that was the first
scene we shot in the movie.
We asked the audience to stay for the scene,
and 37,000 people stayed.
- Jimmy Fallon

Spring won't let me stay in this house any longer!
I must get out and breathe the air deeply again.
- Gustav Mahler

You play your character and it isn't right to step out of it.
You have to stay in that character.
- Robert Goulet


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