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Funny Stay Positive Quotes
Funny Quotes about Stay Positive

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Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Stay committed to your decisions,
but stay flexible in your approach.
- Tony Robbins

Stay in the moment and all gifts are added
as you breathe and take inspired action.
- Joe Vitale

Stay Alert, and doors will open.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

I would rather try to persuade a man to go along,
because once I have persuaded him, he will stick.
If I scare him, he will stay just as long
as he is scared, and then he is gone.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

When the going got tough, I really had to draw on many
of the same competitive instincts I did when I was skating.
I really had to put my head down and stay positive.
I had to fight.
- Peggy Fleming

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early.
It's the best part of the day.
- George Allen, Sr.


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The most important thing is to stay positive.
- Saku Koivu

My grandmother always told me you must keep to your
old roads and stick to your original friends and just go through smooth,
be careful and stay positive.
- Wayne Wonder

I try to stay positive by focusing on how much I'll
appreciate my health if I get better.
- Daniel Johns

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller

Stay hopeless and confused. Keep polishing those skills.
- the movie When a Man Loves a Woman (1994)

A big part of letting go is recognizing
when it is time to stay in a situation
and when it is time to move on.
- Darren L. Johnson

You are only young once,
but you can stay immature indefinitely.
- Anonymous

To achieve success, stay relaxed - not stressed.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you.
You have to go to them sometimes.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

I was thinking that I might fly today.
Just to disprove all the things you say...
please be careful with me, I'm sensitive,
and I'd like to stay that way.
- Jewel

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together,
keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Study nature, love nature,
stay close to nature. It will never fail you.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

I'm still very professional about my fitness.
I stay in trim as I always did.
- Peter Shilton

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns

Love wasn't put in your heart to stay.
Love isn't love until you give it away.
- Michael W. Smith

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you,
you should stay home and have a good cry.
- Josh Billings

In terms of fitness and battling through cancer,
exercise helps you stay strong physically and mentally.
- Grete Waitz

I stay in tune with my family and God.
- Regina King

It's not that I'm so smart,
it's just that I stay with problems longer.
- Albert Einstein

There are 80 million moms in the United States.
Forty million stay at home with their children.
- Andrew Shue

I'm exhausted trying to stay healthy.
- Steve Yzerman

The only good husbands stay bachelors:
They're too considerate to get married.
- Finley Peter Dunne

Stay at the center
and let all things take their course.
- Lao Tzu

Charity should begin at home, but should not stay there.
- Phillips Brooks

It's tough to stay married.
My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
- William Congreve

I'd just as soon stay home and raise babies.
- June Allyson

Nobody's a natural.
You work hard to get good and then work to get better.
It's hard to stay on top.
- Paul Coffey

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve.
Middle age is when you're forced to.
- Bill Vaughan

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
- Kin Hubbard

Art hurts.
Art urges voyages - and it is easier to stay at home.
- Gwendolyn Brooks

The very nature of the world is constant change.
You set a goal and create a plan to achieve it;
then the assumptions on which you
based your plan change - they always do.
The challenge is to retain your goals
while adapting your tactics.
Relax and stay flexible in order to reach
your goals and maintain your happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that
can stay up all night and eat anything.
- Herb Caen

Because things are the way they are,
things will not stay the way they are.
- Bertolt Brecht

So many people try to grow up too fast,
and it's not fun!
You should stay a kid as long as possible!
- Vanessa Hudgens

Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning,
but the kids would have to go to church.
- Lynn Johnston

To keep your thinking young, stay curious.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You can't stay the same.
If you're a musician and a singer, you have to change,
that's the way it works.
- Van Morrison

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films
when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?
- Samuel Goldwyn

My mother gets all mad at me if I stay in a hotel.
I'm 31-years-old, and I don't want to sleep on a sleeping
bag down in the basement.
It's humiliating.
- Ben Affleck

Ikea people do not drive flashy cars or stay at luxury hotels.
- Ingvar Kamprad

I have never found a companion that was
so companionable as solitude.
We are for the most part more lonely
when we go abroad among men
than when we stay in our chambers.
A man thinking or working is always alone,
let him be where he will.
- Henry David Thoreau

Some people come into our lives and quickly go.
Some people stay for awhile,
and move our souls to dance.
They awaken us to a new understanding,
leave footprints on our hearts,
and we are never, ever the same.
- Flavia Weedn

The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion,
who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement,
who can tolerate not knowing...
not healing, not curing...
that is a friend who cares.
- Henri Nouwen

Each of us should take personal responsibility for our diet,
and our children's diet, and the government's role
should be to make certain it provides the best information
possible to help people stay healthy.
- James Talent

I really believe the only way to stay healthy is to eat properly,
get your rest and exercise.
If you don't exercise and do the other two,
I still don't think it's going to help you that much.
- Mike Ditka

All good is hard.
All evil is easy.
Dying, losing, cheating, and mediocrity is easy.
Stay away from easy.
- Scott Alexander

You can't stay married in a situation where you are
afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.
- Mike Tyson

I have to stay humble.
I'm just a normal human with a job that is televised.
- Jai Rodriguez

I tell people retirement isn't what you think.
You are going to sit around and waste your life,
you can only golf so much.
To stay young, you have to stay in the mix.
- Ron Rice

It takes a real soldier to stay in the music industry
and live off the things that have been put before me
and be able to survive all this time because it has not been easy.
- Chubby Checker

To stay a great singer or guitar player,
you've got to do it 24/7.
That's what I do.
- Sammy Hagar

That industry expects you to prove yourself over and over again.
Do I stay doing this, or do I raise my daughter and
live surrounded by people who love me? Wasn't even really a choice.
- Lisa Bonet

I reached that day that I always thought might happen,
where I say to myself I don't want to do this anymore.
I'm looking for some stability.
I want to stay home.
- Joe Mantegna

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game.
It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
- Casey Stengel

Courage means to keep working a relationship,
to continue seeking solutions to difficult problems,
and to stay focused during stressful periods.
- Denis Waitley

When I split an infinitive, God damn it,
I split it so it will stay split.
- Raymond Chandler

Most of us who aspire to be tops in our fields don't
really consider the amount of work required to stay tops.
- Althea Gibson

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either
take them or you stay afraid of taking them.
- Jim Carrey

Just stay real and stay a real person.
- Brandon Thomas

In that long sequence, when Lawrence enters in the
desert to rescue a lost man,
Lean listened the music I wrote and wanted to extend
the scene to let my work stay completely.
- Maurice Jarre

But you can travel on for ten thousand miles,
and still stay where you are.
- Harry Chapin

Not too many people can afford for the wife to stay home and raise the kids.
- Eric Braeden

I'm not trying to be Mr. Universe, but I want to stay in shape.
- Calvin Klein


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