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Funny Spirituality Quotes
Funny Quotes about Spirituality

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We can no more do without spirituality
than we can do without food, shelter, or clothing.
- Ernest Holmes

Learning is the beginning of wealth.
Learning is the beginning of health.
Learning is the beginning of spirituality.
Searching and learning is where the miracle process all begins.
- Jim Rohn

Just one quality of the Buddha has to be remembered.
He consists only of one quality: witnessing.
This small word witnessing contains the whole of spirituality.
Witness that you are not the body.
Witness that you are not the mind.
Witness that you are only a witness.
As the witnessing deepens,
you start becoming drunk with the divine.
That is what is called ecstasy.
- Osho

I also work with the spirituality of people.
- Della Reese


 

I have an interest in spirituality, and it opens up
so many different areas of Indian life.
- Francois Gautier

I'm touched by the idea that when we do things that are useful and helpful -
collecting these shards of spirituality -
that we may be helping to bring about a healing.
- Leonard Nimoy

The new spirituality is that it will produce an experience
in human encounters in which we become a living demonstration
of the basic spiritual teaching 'We are all one.'
- Neale Donald Walsch


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Spirituality was the main issue.
Connection with God was the main issue.
- Daniel Berrigan

Don't be confused that my interest in religion,
faith, and spirituality is driven by any sense of faith
or spirituality of my own.
- Peter Jennings

To say the word Romanticism is to say modern art -
that is,
intimacy, spirituality, color, aspiration towards the infinite,
expressed by every means available to the arts.
- Charles Baudelaire

The new spirituality will bring about what I'm calling the 'end of better.'
And that is in fact what is called for in the next
of the series of books that I've been writing.
- Neale Donald Walsch

I was able to do To Sleep with Anger,
a very powerful film about African Americans,
their spirituality, and the things that happened within
a small community and a family.
- Danny Glover

I think spirituality is a good thing but I dislike
any sort of dogmatic organization.
- Noah Taylor

I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.
- Sandra Bernhard

My driving force is spirituality.
- Debra Wilson

We are looking to brands for poetry and for spirituality,
because we're not getting those things from our communities or from each other.
- Naomi Klein

Religion is for people who are scared to go to hell.
Spirituality is for people who have already been there.
- Bonnie Raitt

I am sensitive to the value of faith and religion and
spirituality in people's lives because I'm a journalist.
- Peter Jennings

In a lot of Indian societies, spirituality has been lost,
I think it's still the best way of looking at the world for Indians -
better than any organized religion in this country.
- James Welch

The contemporary form of true greatness lies in a civilization
founded on the spirituality of work.
- Simone Weil

The new spirituality will step away from dogma,
will step away from 'We're right and you're wrong.'
- Neale Donald Walsch

In order to experience everyday spirituality,
we need to remember that we are spiritual beings spending
some time in a human body.
- Barbara de Angelis

The inward area is the first place of loss of true Christian life,
of true spirituality, and the outward sinful act is the result.
- Francis Schaeffer

Most importantly, the meaning of spirituality lays
the seeds for our destiny and the path we must follow.
- Dennis Banks

Religion can be both good and bad - it is spirituality that counts.
- Pat Buckley

A lot of people over the years have been doing yoga
and I think even more these days are expressing an interest in it.
So there are a lot of manifestations of spirituality here in town.
- Ashley Judd

An important consequence of freeing oneself from the
fear of death is a radical opening to spirituality
of a universal and non-denominational type.
- Stanislav Grof

For me, the other thing is not just a strong sense of spirituality.
- Peabo Bryson

Any spirituality can be enhanced with the practice or study of yoga.
- Christy Turlington

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense
of humor in God and in religion and in spirituality.
- Amber Tamblyn

Zen does not confuse spirituality with thinking about
God while one is peeling potatoes.
Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes.
- Alan Watts

Fay has spirituality too, but she also has that very
real sex appeal that takes hold of the hearts of men.
- Erich von Stroheim

My grandfather was a voodoo priest.
A lot of my life dealt with spirituality.
I can close my eyes and remember where I come from.
- Wyclef Jean

Spirituality is indeed the master key of the Indian mind;
the sense of the infinitive is native to it.
- Sri Aurobindo

We have a world that is searching for answers,
that is searching for a way back to spirituality.
- Moira Kelly

I think there's been a big problem between religion,
or organized religion, and spirituality.
- Dave Davies

I was unwilling to - without getting too philosophical about it -
I was unwilling to structure my spirituality in the
way that the church wanted me to structure it.
- Peter Jurasik

If we win, someone else loses.
But if someone else loses, we lose.
Which is a point we're not getting.
The new spirituality will make this just painfully obvious.
- Neale Donald Walsch

Grace is in garments, in movements, in manners;
beauty in the nude,
and in forms.
This is true of bodies; but when we speak of feelings,
beauty is in their spirituality, and grace in their moderation.
- Joseph Joubert

When younger, I was thin as a rail.
As I've grown older, I've put on weight.
I have continued to love myself in all those roles.
Part of my spirituality, I always tell people,
is to accept yourself for who you are.
- Troy Perry

So I would hope they would develop some kind of habit
that involves understanding that their life is so full
they can afford to give in all kinds of ways to other people.
I consider that to be baseline spirituality.
- Susan Sarandon

I think the new spirituality will be a spirituality
that's not based on a particular dogma.
And that steps away from the old spiritual paradigm
that we have created on this planet,
which comes from a thought that there is such a thing as being better.
- Neale Donald Walsch

The new spirituality will also base itself on a third
very large spiritual understanding,
which is that life is eternal.
Most religious people claim to believe that,
but very few people actually live as if that were true.
- Neale Donald Walsch

I don't think my spirituality has affected my character.
I feel like my character is much more cynical about his beliefs,
and I think I have to kind of drop what I believe in order to play him.
- Jason Ritter

I have a much wider, freer view about spirituality.
I feel that people need to pursue it on their own,
personally.
You know, let it be theirs - a personal relationship with their soul,
or their God, or with their church.
- Peter Jurasik

There are things coming from me that I felt I wanted to talk about.
My search for my own blend of spirituality,
my acknowledgement of my sexuality, my being the single mother of a young man.
- Ana Castillo

I think we have to be careful about what we label as
a prerequisite for spirituality.
I don't think you have to know a lot to have a spiritual life,
but knowing gives life richness.
- Olympia Dukakis

Maybe It's not the biggest blockbuster film,
but there will be some people that will see it,
that will be debating it, that will be questioning
their own sense of spirituality.
If the film resonates, then I have succeeded in what I set out to do.
- Eriq La Salle

The children, each of those kids is in touch with nature
and traditional aboriginal culture so a very important
part of getting performances from them was just letting
them be and trying to capture the unique spirituality
that was in each of them.
- Phillip Noyce

The individual has become a mere cog in an enormous
organization of things and powers which tear from his hands all progress,
spirituality, and value in order to transform them
from their subjective form into the form of a purely objective life.
- Georg Simmel

Religion is the organization of spirituality into something
that became the hand maiden of conquerors.
Nearly all religions were brought to people and imposed on people by conquerors,
and used as the framework to control their minds.
- John Henrik Clarke

Their spirituality was in nature, even though Emerson
was a preacher on the pulpit,
he ended up going out into nature for direct,
face-to-face communication with God,
if you want to call all of this creation part of God.
- Story Musgrave

They had both noticed that a life of dissipation sometimes
gave to a face the look of gaunt suffering spirituality
that a life of asceticism was supposed to give and quite often did not.
- Katherine Anne Porter

To recover a spiritual tradition in which creation,
and the study of creation, matters would be to inaugurate
new possibilities between spirituality and science
that would shape the paradigms for culture,
its institution, and its people.
- Matthew Fox

To play June, I had an immediate connect with her background and culture.
We grew up with the same religion and shared a lot
of the same values of family and spirituality.
But I was really so inspired by what a modern woman she was.
- Reese Witherspoon

As the new spirituality begins to become the pervasive
spirituality of the planet,
we'll find that we have abandoned our philosophy of
contradictions in which we say we're all one but continue to try to win.
- Neale Donald Walsch

What does coffee and donuts have to do with God?
- the movie Simon Birch (1998)

Fly Life on Free Wings, and Sing to its Glory.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation
and go to the grave with the song still in them.
- Henry David Thoreau

The cleansing fire of Spirit
consumes the troubles of this world.
Feed your concerns to the fire.
Breathe deeply and rejoice.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Faith is the bird that feels the light
and sings when the dawn is still dark.
- Rabindranath Tagore

The Christian missionary may preach the gospel
to the poor naked heathen,
but the spiritual heathen who populate Europe
have as yet heard nothing of Christianity.
- Carl Jung

All things share the same breath -
the beast, the tree, the man...
the air shares its spirit with all the life it supports.
- Chief Seattle (attributed)

Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love.
The real miracle is the love that inspires them.
In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
- A Course in Miracles

To know God, watch a butterfly return to the same tree -
after a year and a thousand miles.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Faith is taking the first step,
even when you don't see the whole staircase.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

What we think, we become.
All that we are arises with our thoughts.
With our thoughts, we make the world.
- The Buddha

Life is a mirror, and will reflect back
to the thinker what he thinks into it.
- Ernest Holmes

Give thanks for the rain in your life
which waters the flowers of your soul.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Drop the sword - for there is but one flesh to wound,
and it is the one flesh of all humankind.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Where there is great love,
there are always miracles.
- Willa Cather


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