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Funny Song Quotes
Funny Quotes about Song

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Most men lead lives of quiet desperation
and go to the grave with the song still in them.
- Henry David Thoreau

A bird does not sing because it has an answer.
It sings because it has a song.
- Chinese Proverb PHOTO

It is easy enough to be pleasant
When life flows by like a song,
But the man worth while is the one who will smile
When everything goes dead wrong.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife.
Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life.
But as we go our sordid sep'rate ways,
We shall ne'er forget thee, thou golden college days.
Hearts full of youth,
Hearts full of truth,
Six parts gin to one part vermouth.
- Tom Lehrer - song: Bright College Days,
album: An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer


 

Goes the song, "we change, we change."
But the music is still mine.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Life is a song - sing it.
Life is a game - play it.
Life is a challenge - meet it.
Life is a dream - realize it.
Life is a sacrifice - offer it.
Life is love - enjoy it.
- Sai Baba

Words make you think a thought.
Music makes you feel a feeling.
A song makes you feel a thought.
- E. Y. Harburg


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Music's staying power is a function of how timeless the lyrics,
song and production are.
- Gary Wright

Gratitude is the prayer,
while Celebration is the song and the dance of praise.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Three things are needed for a good life,
good friends, good food, and good song.
- Jason Zebehazy

Every true love song, by its very nature, is a duet.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You don't love someone for their looks,
or their clothes, or for their fancy car,
but because they sing a song only you can hear.
- Anonymous

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer,
it sings because it has a song.
- Lou Holtz

One whispered yes becomes the wind song over an ocean of no's.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

A friend knows the song in my heart
and sings it to me when my memory fails.
- Donna Roberts

There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me
want to run home to be with my wife.
- Steven Curtis Chapman

There are choirs singing in your head.
If you listen, you will hear the music.
It is the song of angels.
Pay no attention to the sounds of the world.
They are just noises, and even when
added up all together
they have no value, make no sense.
Strain to hear the song of angels.
Listen to the melody within your soul.
- Neale Donald Walsch

I Hope You Dance
- the Lee Ann Womack song

Indifferent to whether your mood is grumpy or cheerful,
Nature always sings her passionate song of joyful celebration.
You can never stop the happy song of life,
so join the celebration -
sing along, dance, make love,
smile your biggest smile, and cheer on God's music.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I breathed a song into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;
For who has sight so keen and strong,
That it can follow the flight of song -
The song from beginning to end,
I found again in the heart of a friend.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

It was my 16th birthday - my mom and dad gave me my
Goya classical guitar that day.
I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that
was the only thing I could ever really do -
write songs and sing them to people.
- Stevie Nicks

Find your balance and stand with it.
Find your song and sing it out.
Find your cadence and let it appear like a dance.
Find the questions that only you know how to ask and
The answers that you are content to not know.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I'm still proud of what I've done, even if it hasn't
been the biggest song on the radio or hasn't gone to number one.
- Faith Hill

Once I've written a song, I sometimes refine them.
- Roger McGuinn

If you're dealing with a musical in which you're trying to tell a story,
it's got to sound like speech.
At the same time it's got to be a song.
- Stephen Sondheim

We wanted to take as much time and effort making the
video as we did the song.
- Adam Jones

It took me 29 years to finish that song.
That's a typical Jardine move.
- Al Jardine

We play a hip-hop song and suddenly 25 people on the
left jump up and put their hands in the air;
then you play Lost Cause and they're like,
I don't know about this one.
- Beck

I just try to get inside the song and imagine what comes next.
- Jeff Tweedy

Right now, I'm Writing song lyrics.
Experimenting with a play.
Toying with an idea for a documentary.
I hope one of these will eventually be launched into the light of day.
- Anita Diament

What is the price of experience? Do men buy it for
a song? Or wisdom for a dance in the street? No,
it is bought with the price of all the man hath,
his house, his wife, his children.
- William Blake

Great music is its own movie, already.
And the challenge, as a music fan, is to keep the song
as powerful as it wants to be,
to not tamper with it and to somehow give it a home.
- Cameron Crowe

There is nothing like singing a song that 20,000 people
know and are singing back to you.
- Gary Cherone

There are no rules to writing a song.
- Randy Castillo

Being a good songwriter means paying attention and
sticking your hand out the window to catch the song
on the way to someone else's house!
- Nanci Griffith

I don't like giving names to generations.
It's like trying to read the song title on a record that's spinning.
- Ian Williams

An un-named song is like an un-named child,
it has no identity.
- Robyn Hitchcock

Even if I don't release it myself, somebody else might
hear it and want to record it.
When you write a song, it gives it that potential.
- Smokey Robinson

A song without music is a lot like H2 without the O. - Ira Gershwin

I signed to Def Jam and within two months,
I heard that Ja Rule was looking for someone to do a song with.
- Christina Milian

The thing is, in English I'm able to write the lyrics as I'm making the song,
once I'm done with the melody.
- Utada Hikaru

The only one I really like is a song called Saccharine.
- David Coverdale

Ian and Sylvia, who, when you got right down to it,
were essentially country and western singers.
I just recorded his Four Strong Winds.
It's a wonderful song.
- Dave Van Ronk

Men, even when alone, lighten their labors by song,
however rude it may be.
- Marcus Fabius Quintilian

As a guitar player, it's harder for me to impress somebody
than it is to write a song that they like.
- Brad Paisley

I love the script and I just thought it was a great role.
Like I say, it's like this - the script is like this sad,
funny, desperate love song to the lost American man.
- Oliver Platt

It's actually harder to write a fun song.
- Taryn Manning

Sonnets are guys writing in English,
imitating an Italian song form.
It was a form definitely sung as often as it was recited.
- Steve Earle

When we play "Angel of Death", it's actually a 2 and
half minutes sing 'til our party starts.
That song is pretty much been played traditionally in the end.
- Kerry King

I could never be a country person, sitting around trees trying to write a song.
I would rather be in the middle of society,
whether it's growing or crumbling.
- Ric Ocasek

It's never easy to write a song.
It's the most difficult thing I do.
- Sting

A song called Never.
Which we never play.
But it's a great song.
- John Wozniak

I don't want to be somebody who stands still and sings pretty.
Each song is a world.
Each song is a story.
I don't achieve nearly what I want.
- Renee Fleming

You can cage the singer but not the song.
- Harry Belafonte

Toil without song is like a weary journey without an end.
- H. P. Lovecraft

It can even be a single note which defines the entire song.
- Leon Redbone

I'm not full of malice, but I do dislike Neil Diamond a lot,
and I'm sorry that I've done a Neil Diamond song.
- Robert Wyatt

The first song is called "London." It's about two Russian
soldiers who desert the Russian army and escape to London,
where they indulge in a life of crime.
- Neil Tennant

There was a chance for me to write one song for the
section where Elvis sat in his black leather outfit and sang the old hits.
At eight oclock the next morning I had written Memories.
- Mac Davis

You're creating an intimacy that everybody feels,
that it's their experience, not yours.
I'll never introduce a song and say,
now this song is about 'my' broken heart.
- Diana Krall

Lionel Richie, love song, OK, thank you very much,
good-bye.
And all of a sudden I realized that,
in my career,
what has made my career has always been the surprises.
- Lionel Richie

Best of all is it to preserve everything in a pure,
still heart, and let there be for every pulse a thanksgiving,
and for every breath a song.
- Konrad von Gesner

The song This Kiss was definitely my breakthrough song.
After that, Breathe was my breakthrough album.
- Faith Hill

In the 1960s, people were trying to get away from the pop song format.
Tracks were getting longer, or much,
much shorter.
- Brian Eno

A song is the most intangible thing in the world.
- Jimmie Davis

There's something inimical about the camera and song.
- Stephen Sondheim

The Wreckoning is a darker song.
But the record is positive.
- Taryn Manning

When a song gets its legs and begins to come to me,
this is the euphoric hook that keeps me wanting to continue.
- Tommy Shaw

The funny thing is, people's perceptions of what a
song is about is usually wrong a majority of the time.
But they're still going to read what they want to into it.
- Vince Gill

After six or seven performances of any song,
you begin to perform it rather than feel it.
- Graham Nash

Sweet as sweetest Grecian honey will my song be when I sing,
O Beloved, in the season of the Spring!
- Ruben Dario


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