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Funny Social Service Quotes
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Many are attracted to social service -
the rewards are immediate,
the gratification quick.
But if we have social justice, we won't need social service.
- Julian Bond

Of course great hotels have always been social ideas,
flawless mirrors to the particular societies they service.
- Joan Didion

But do not understand me as saying, or for one moment suggesting,
that women legislators should confine themselves to
doing only social service work.
Not at all.
- Edith Rogers

Delaware State began as a school bent on service -
teaching education,
social services and nursing.
- Michael N. Castle


 

If this liberal potential is properly channeled,
we may expect the area of freedom of the United States to increase.
The problem is to spend up our rate of social invention
in the service of the welfare of all the people.
- Henry A. Wallace

As far as service goes, it can take the form of a million things.
To do service, you don't have to be a doctor working in the slums for free,
or become a social worker.
Your position in life and what you do doesn't matter
as much as how you do what you do.
- Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Religion was nearly dead because there was no longer
real belief in future life;
but something was struggling to take its place -
service - social service -
the ants creed,
the bees creed.
- John Galsworthy


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Governments allocate enormous resources for social programs.
And it is true that for many years we have had one
of the best social service systems in the world.
Yet we are still incapable of meeting the needs of
tens of thousands of Canadian families.
- Kim Campbell

One great thing about getting old is that
you can get out of all sorts of social obligations
just by saying you're too tired.
- George Carlin

Fathers are biological necessities, but social accidents.
- Margaret Mead

Another day, another dollar, another war, another tower
Went up where the homeless had their home.
- Jewel

Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity
opinions which differ from
the prejudices of their social environment.
Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions.
- Albert Einstein

Interdependence is and ought to be
as much the ideal of man as self-sufficiency.
Man is a social being.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

People are going to behave however the social norms permit,
and beyond that.
- Max Cannon

To be social is to be forgiving.
- Robert Frost

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution...
revolution is but thought carried into action.
- Emma Goldman

The value of a dollar is social,
as it is created by society.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fashion is only the attempt to realize art in living
forms and social intercourse.
- Francis Bacon

Social progress can be measured
by the social position of the female sex.
- Karl Marx
(German philosopher and political economist
whose ideas are credited as the foundation of modern communism)

Power has only one duty - to secure the social welfare of the People.
- Benjamin Disraeli

As in geology, so in social institutions,
we may discover the causes of all past changes
in the present invariable order of society.
- Henry David Thoreau

I claim that human mind or human society
is not divided into watertight compartments
called social, political and religious.
All act and react upon one another.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The extension of women's rights is the basic principle of all social progress.
- Charles Fourier

Education is a social process.
Education is growth.
Education is, not a preparation for life;
education is life itself.
- John Dewey

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense.
I just use the money for the poor.
I can't stop to count it.
- Evita Peron

History will have to record that the greatest tragedy
of this period of social transition
was not the strident clamor of the bad people,
but the appalling silence of the good people.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

To whom does design address itself: to the greatest number,
to the specialist of an enlightened matter,
to a privileged social class? Design addresses itself to the need.
- Charles Eames

Normal social behavior requires that we be able to
recognize identities in spite of change.
Unless we can do so, there can be no human society as we know it.
- Kenneth L. Pike

Adolescence is when girls experience social pressure
to put aside their authentic selves and to display
only a small portion of their gifts.
- Mary Pipher

Parents need all the help they can get.
The strongest as well as the most fragile family requires
a vital network of social supports.
- Bernice Weissbourd

Our individual lives cannot, generally,
be works of art unless the social order is also.
- Charles Horton Cooley

Like music and art, love of nature is a common language
that can transcend political or social boundaries.
- Jimmy Carter

A friend or co-worker shares a political,
religious, economic, or social opinion
that is opposite to yours -
does that drive a wedge between your hearts?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The best political, social, and spiritual work we can do
is to withdraw the projection of our shadow onto others.
- Carl Jung

A nation that continues year after year
to spend more money on military defense
than on programs of social uplift
is approaching spiritual doom.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely
ones in virtually every social situation,
from dating to trial by jury.
- Martha Beck

Wisdom I know is social.
She seeks her fellows.
But Beauty is jealous,
and illy bears the presence of a rival.
- Thomas Jefferson

Travel, which was once either a necessity or an adventure,
has become very largely a commodity,
and from all sides we are persuaded into thinking that
it is a social requirement,
too.
- Jan Morris

When a finished work of 20th century sculpture is placed
in an 18th century garden,
it is absorbed by the ideal representation of the past,
thus reinforcing political and social values that are no longer with us.
- Robert Smithson

The fact that political ideologies are tangible realities
is not a proof of their vitally necessary character.
The bubonic plague was an extraordinarily powerful social reality,
but no one would have regarded it as vitally necessary.
- Wilhelm Reich

There can be no equality or opportunity if men and
women and children be not shielded in their lives from
the consequences of great industrial and social processes which they cannot alter,
control, or singly cope with.
- Woodrow Wilson

We all have a social mask, right?
We put it on, we go out, put our
best foot forward, our best image.
But behind that social mask is a personal truth,
what we really, really believe
about who we are and what we're capable of.
- Phil McGraw

Law and order exist for the purpose of establishing justice
and when they fail in this purpose
they become the dangerously structured dams
that block the flow of social progress.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

It is bad policy to regulate everything...
where things may better regulate themselves and can
be better promoted by private exertions;
but it is no less bad policy to let those things alone
which can only be promoted by interfering social power.
- Friedrich List

In America everybody is of the opinion that he has no social superiors,
since all men are equal, but he does not admit that
he has no social inferiors,
for, from the time of Jefferson onward,
the doctrine that all men are equal applies only upwards,
not downwards.
- Bertrand Russell

There's no conflict between the social-welfare state and open markets.
- Gerhard Schroder

Nothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a
monastery than reading a book on etiquette.
There are so many trivial ways in which it is possible
to commit some social sin.
- Quentin Crisp

A healthy social life is found only,
when in the mirror of each soul the whole community finds its reflection,
and when in the whole community the virtue of each one is living.
- Rudolf Steiner

Birth-control is effecting, and promising to effect,
many functions in our social life.
- Havelock Ellis

Prostitution presents a moral, economic and social
problem that cannot be resolved juridically.
- Frederica Montseny

All history has been a history of class struggles between
dominated classes at various stages of social development.
- Friedrich Engels

Fame and power are the objects of all men.
Even their partial fruition is gained by very few;
and that,
too, at the expense of social pleasure,
health, conscience, life.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Unless there is recognition that women are most vulnerable...
and you do something about social and cultural equality for women,
you're never going to defeat this pandemic.
- Stephen Lewis

Social psychology is especially interested in the effect
which the social group has in the determination of
the experience and conduct of the individual member.
- George H. Mead

Social Security is at last on the nation's front burner.
- Nick Clooney

In embracing change, entrepreneurs ensure social and economic stability.
- George Gilder

A great social success is a pretty girl who plays her
cards as carefully as if she were plain.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald

It will be sufficient to point to the enormous burdens
which armaments place on the economic,
social, and intellectual resources of a nation,
as well as on its budget and taxes.
- Ludwig Quidde

We're uncomfortable about considering history as a science.
It's classified as a social science,
which is considered not quite scientific.
- Jared Diamond

The trade union movement represents the organized economic power of the workers...
It is in reality the most potent and the most direct
social insurance the workers can establish.
- Samuel Gompers

The journalistic vision sharpens to the point of maximum impact every event,
every individual and social configuration;
but the honing is uniform.
- George Steiner

I have the conviction that excessive literary production is a social offence.
- George Eliot

If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son,
somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich
and he never would have gone home.
- Vance Havner

Writers seem to me to be people who need to retire
from social life and do a lot of thinking about what's happened -
almost to calm themselves.
- Helen Garner

Social criticism begins with grammar and the re-establishing of meanings.
- Octavio Paz

Nobody seriously believes in the social philosophies of the immediate past.
- Herbert Read

The President has no real plan to address the fiscal
challenges arising from the retirement of the baby boom generation,
let alone a plan to fix Social Security.
- Jack Reed

True Americanism recognizes the enormous gravity of
the social and labor problems which confront us.
- Henry Cabot Lodge

The trouble with the sacred Individual is that he has no significance,
except as he can acquire it from others,
from the social whole.
- Bernard Devoto

The personal right to acquire property,
which is a natural right, gives to property,
when acquired, a right to protection,
as a social right.
- James Madison

The present structure of rewards in high schools produces
a response on the part of an adolescent social system
which effectively impedes the process of education.
- James S. Coleman


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