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Funny Snow Quotes
Funny Quotes about Snow

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In spite of unseasonable wind, snow
and unexpected weather of all sorts -
a gardener still plants.
And tends what they have planted ...
believing that Spring will come.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
- Mae West

The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase:
if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
- C. P. Snow

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench
the fire of love with words.
- William Shakespeare


 

The snow itself is lonely or, if you prefer,
self-sufficient.
There is no other time when the whole world seems composed
of one thing and one thing only.
- Joseph Wood Krutch

Occasionally I have come across a last patch of snow
on top of a mountain in late May or June.
There's something very powerful about finding snow in summer.
- Andy Goldsworthy

To live anywhere in the world today and be against
equality because of race or color is like living in
Alaska and being against snow.
- William Faulkner


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Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
- Alfred, Lord Tennyson

There are as many pillows of illusion
as flakes in a snow-storm.
We wake from one dream into another dream.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A lot of people like snow.
I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
- Carl Reiner

The snow goose need not bathe to make itself white.
Neither need you do anything but be yourself.
- Lao Tzu

Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing,
wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating;
there is really no such thing as bad weather,
only different kinds of good weather.
- John Ruskin

Technology...
is a queer thing.
It brings you great gifts with one hand,
and it stabs you in the back with the other.
- Carrie P. Snow

The business of peace requires more than showing up with paint brushes,
foodstuffs and an oil pipeline or two.
- Tony Snow

We took a straight course up the great snow ridge.
- Hudson Stuck

You are ice and fire the touch of you burns my hands like snow.
- Amy Lowell

I wanna survive an avalanche.
I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow,
almost dying of starvation.
- Tre Cool

I love Christmas.
I really do love Christmas.
I love being with my family and I love snow.
I love the music and the lights and all of it.
- Christina Applegate

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them:
there ought to be as many for love.
- Margaret Atwood

Then come the wild weather, come sleet or come snow,
we will stand by each other, however it blow.
- Simon Dach

I give you this one thought to keep -
I am with you still - I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow,
I am the diamond glints on snow,
I am the sunlight on ripened grain,
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush,
I am the sweet uplifting rush,
of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft starts that shine at night.
Do not think of me as gone -
I am with you still in each new dawn.
- Traditional Native American Prayer

Creede is built of new pine boards and lies between
two immense mountains covered with pines and snow.
- Richard H. Davis

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear
if you ignore them long enough.
- Earl Wilson

I remember, in the winter of our first experiments,
just seven years ago, looking on snow with new eyes.
- Edward M. Purcell

Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
- Vladimir Nabokov

And I ask why am I black, they say I was born in sin,
and shamed inequity.
One of the main songs we used to sing in church makes me sick,
'love wash me and I shall be whiter than snow.
- Peter Tosh

Minneapolis has two seasons: Road Removal and Snow Repair.
- Steven Brust

There's a rule in Hollywood: stay away from water and stay away from snow,
and I had both.
- Roland Emmerich

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
- Bill Watterson

An actor is a sculptor who carves in snow.
- Lawrence Barrett

Snow provokes responses that reach right back to childhood.
- Andy Goldsworthy

When it comes time to sit down and write the next book,
you're deathly afraid that you're not up to the task.
That was certainly the case with me after Snow Falling on Cedars.
- David Guterson

Even in winter an isolated patch of snow has a special quality.
- Andy Goldsworthy

It'll work, if God, wind, leads, ice,
snow, and all the hells of this damned frozen land are willing.
- Matthew Henson

And finally Winter, with its bitin',
whinin' wind,
and all the land will be mantled with snow.
- Roy Bean

January brings the snow, makes our feet and fingers glow.
- Sara Coleridge

Since both its national products, snow and chocolate,
melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order
to give tourists something solid to remember it by.
- Alan Coren

Blondes make the best victims.
They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.
- Alfred Hitchcock

An aged Christian, with the snow of time upon his head,
may remind us that those points of earth are whitest
which are nearest to heaven.
- Edwin Hubbel Chapin

We have had a very severe frost and deep snow this month.
My thermometer was one day fourteen degrees and a half
below the freezing point,
within doors.
- Gilbert White

Courtesies cannot be borrowed like snow shovels;
you must have some of your own.
- John Wanamaker

Challenging snow is one of my favorite kinds of skiing,
and I like being able to switch techniques at liberty.
- Paul Parker

Not so cold, some snow fell.
I went inside the log cabin and said goodbye to Mother,
she was so alike grandmother, just younger.
- Anders Zorn

Advice is like snow - the softer it falls,
the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind.
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

In the wintertime, in the snow country,
citrus fruit was so rare, and if you got one,
it was better than ambrosia.
- James Earl Jones

Some days I would go without any fire at all,
and eat raw frozen meat and melt snow in my mouth for water.
- Buffalo Bill

And so The Snow Queen also became a story about the
need to seek equilibrium,
in our own lives, with the natural world,
even within the universe at large.
- Joan D. Vinge

It's a pity one can't imagine what one can't compare to anything.
Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
- Vladimir Nabokov

Corruption is like a ball of snow, once it's set a
rolling it must increase.
- Charles Caleb Colton

This morning of the small snow I count the blessings,
the leak in the faucet which makes of the sink time,
the drop of the water on water.
- Charles Olson

I played a heap of snow in a school play.
I was under a sheet, and crawled out when spring came.
I often say I'll never reach the same artistic level again.
- Stellan Skarsgard

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings,
all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'.
- Bing Crosby

Snow is so common that I have omitted to note its falling
at least two days out of Three.
- William Henry Ashley

I have never seen snow and do not know what winter means.
- Duke Kahanamoku

I grew up thinking of snow as a luxury you visit.
- John Landis

The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
- George William Curtis

The snow continues with high winds we remain at this
camp to day in consequence of the weather.
- William Henry Ashley

Disney had made such a great deal of money on Snow
White that the banks gave him the go-ahead on the next three films.
But he was heavily dependent on the foreign market.
- Marc Davis

We build statues out of snow, and weep to see them melt.
- Walter Scott

Resting on your laurels is as dangerous as resting
when you are walking in the snow.
You doze off and die in your sleep.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein

For the moment, the snow is quite wet and soft.
If it was hard or icy, it would be a perfect downhill for my style,
because I could fight even harder.
- Hermann Maier

Do you remember a scene with Ryan and Ali playing in the snow? Well,
that was improvised.
- Arthur Hiller

Cruel and cold is the judgment of man,
Cruel as winter, and cold as the snow;
But by-and-by will the deed and the plan Be judged
by the motive that lieth below.
- Lewis J. Bates

I Did Not Die
Do not stand at my grave and weep;
I am not there. I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn's rain,
When you awaken in the morning's hush,
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry;
I am not there. I did not die.
- Anonymous

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
and the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.
- Clement Clarke Moore

I mean, I'm pretty good in real life,
but sometimes people seem surprised that I'm like a
normal teenager and wear black nail polish and I'm
just a little bit more edgy than the person I play on television.
- Brittany Snow

Some years ago I gave a concert in the mountains with snow all around,
and that was much colder.
- Andrea Bocelli

We thank thee for this opportunity to show our love
for these heroes who have accomplished such wonders
for the beloved United States,
which was founded by noble and inspired men.
- Lorenzo Snow

The United States spends more money on African aid
than any nation on earth.
- Tony Snow

The real sin with Social Security is that it's a long-term
rip-off and a short-term scam.
- Tony Snow

Pet lovers know that animals sometimes understand us better than we do,
and the annals of human sin and desire provide plenty
of stories to drive the point home.
- Tony Snow


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