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Funny Skin Quotes
Funny Quotes about Skin

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We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned,
so as to have the life that is waiting for us.
The old skin has to be shed before the new one can come.
- Joseph Campbell

Our honorable and worthy ancestors knew that the world was flat,
motionless, and the center of the universe.
They knew the human body could not withstand
the forces of traveling faster than 19 mph.
They knew that the way to salvation was
exorcising witches and slaying non-believers.
They knew that it was a mortal sin to marry
someone of a different skin color.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It doesn't matter how long my hair is
or what color my skin is
or whether I'm a woman or a man.
- John Lennon

I have a dream that my four little children will one day
live in a nation where they will
not be judged by the color of their skin,
but by the content of their character.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.


 

Poetry is ordinary language raised to the Nth power.
Poetry is boned with ideas, nerved and blooded with emotions,
all held together by the delicate, tough skin of words.
- Paul Engle

Some guys say beauty is only skin deep.
But when you walk into a party, you don't see somebody's brain.
The initial contact has to be the sniffing.
- James Caan

Beauty is only skin deep.
- Thomas Overbury


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Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years.
We grow old by deserting our ideals.
Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
- Samuel Ullman

I look to a day when people will not be judged
by the color of their skin,
but by the content of their character.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

We may have different religions, different
languages, different colored skin,
but we all belong to one human race.
- Kofi Annan

Why live?
Adding one to my count of days, or postponing
a feared death by another day do not inspire me.
I live to experience something new each day -
to learn something new, meet a new friend,
bring joy into someone's life,
feel the wind newly on my skin,
touch a new fear, a new anger,
and with focused intent and good fortune,
find an ample measure of my own joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I live to experience something new each day -
to learn something new,
meet a new friend,
bring joy into someone's life,
feel the wind newly on my skin,
touch a new fear, a new anger,
and with focused intent and good fortune,
find an ample measure of my own joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Beauty is only skin deep.
If you go after someone just because she's beautiful
but don't have anything to talk about,
it's going to get boring fast.
You want to look beyond the surface and see if you
can have fun or if you have anything in common with this person.
- Amanda Peet

Experience has taught me, when I am shaving of a morning,
to keep watch over my thoughts, because,
if a line of poetry strays into my memory,
my skin bristles so that the razor ceases to act.
- A. E. Housman

If any man claims the Negro should be content...
let him say he would willingly change the color of
his skin and go to live in the Negro section of a large city.
Then and only then has he a right to such a claim.
- Robert Kennedy

The colour of the skin is in no way connected with
strength of the mind or intellectual powers.
- Benjamin Banneker

It doesn't matter how long my hair is or what colour
my skin is or whether I'm a woman or a man.
- John Lennon

Baby, black promoters oppressed me before white promoters ever got hold of me.
Don't talk skin to me.
- Mahalia Jackson

Many a dangerous temptation comes to us in fine gay
colors that are but skin-deep.
- Matthew Henry

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl
leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
- Lily Tomlin

You start out giving your hat, then you give your coat,
then your shirt, then your skin and finally your soul.
- Charles de Gaulle

The color of somebody's skin or the way he wears his
hair or clothes has nothing to do with anything.
- Judge Mills Lane

I'm okay in my skin, you know...
I'm okay with who I am.
- Dana Plato

Personally, I don't like watching violence.
I'd much rather see more skin.
- Cameron Diaz

Many will call me an adventurer - and that I am,
only one of a different sort: one of those who risks
his skin to prove his platitudes.
- Che Guevara

Many a dangerous temptation comes to us in gay,
fine colours, that are but skin-deep.
- Matthew Henry

My career at Warner Brothers consisted of one musical short subject.
I was running around in a bear skin.
Very chic.
- Ethel Merman

Being someone I'm not for a period of time and loving
every minute of being in someone else's skin.
- Jessica Biel

I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle
so I might be around for a few years yet.
- Ruby Wax

I feel sexy when I get out of the tub -
your skin is fresh and you've put up your hair without looking.
- Shania Twain

Since I have fair skin, I have to stay out of the sun.
I can't stand the sun.
I dyed my hair red for a while during the 1990s but
I'm actually a natural blonde.
- Nicole Kidman

A bit of lusting after someone does wonders for the skin.
- Elizabeth Hurley

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
- Redd Foxx

Overall my race hasn't been a problem.
I'm a Black artist with White skin.
At the end of the day you have to sing what's in your own soul.
- Teena Marie

On TV people look at your hair and then they look at your skin,
and then they look at your clothes, and by the time
they're listening to what you're saying,
you're off the screen.
- Doug Coupland

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink,
and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level -
it's true!
- and my phone, so I can reach it when I fall,
it's right there.
- Amy Sedaris

The discoloration is very minimal.
I have not turned blue.
The extent of skin discoloration is not even remotely
near what the news media are saying.
It is barely noticeable.
- Stan Jones

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep.
That's deep enough.
What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
- Jean Kerr

Beauty is only skin deep.
I think what's really important is finding a balance of mind,
body and spirit.
- Jennifer Lopez

I'm not talking ideas, or even presentation.
It's like in politics: You have to sell something to
become an electric player -
like your skin or your heart.
- Keith Jarrett

You can have anything you want if you want it desperately enough.
You must want it with an inner exuberance that erupts
through the skin and joins the energy that created the world.
- Sheilah Graham

If a line of poetry strays into my memory,
my skin bristles so that the razor ceases to act.
- A. E. Housman

It's a sad man my friend who's livin' in his own skin
and can't stand the company.
- Bruce Springsteen

The Black skin is not a badge of shame,
but rather a glorious symbol of national greatness.
- Marcus Garvey

None of us is responsible for the complexion of his skin.
This fact of nature offers no clue to the character
or quality of the person underneath.
- Marian Anderson

I love you more than my own skin.
- Frida Kahlo

In China, we don't consider someone truly beautiful
until we have known them for a long time,
and we know what's underneath the skin.
- Ziyi Zhang

I don't consider myself a pessimist.
I think of a pessimist as someone who is waiting for it to rain.
And I feel soaked to the skin.
- Leonard Cohen

When I began my search for the perfect skin care to fight the aging process,
I noticed that my sensitive skin was reacting horribly to any product I used.
- Connie Sellecca

In things a moderation keep; Kings ought to shear,
not skin, their sheep.
- Robert Herrick

Never sell the bear's skin before one has killed the beast.
- Jean de La Fontaine

There is nothing so agonizing to the fine skin of vanity
as the application of a rough truth.
- Robert Bulwer-Lytton

I had been gullible, naive, soft, pliable.
That's why I got taken advantage of.
To survive, you have to have a tough skin.
- Tia Carrere

The president took the advice of my East Texas grandmother:
If you can skin a cat without getting the room all bloody,
why not do it that way?
- Richard Land

All we need is a meteorologist who has once been soaked
to the skin without ill effect.
No one can write knowingly of the weather who walks bent over on wet days.
- E. B. White

My whole life, I've wanted to feel comfortable in my skin.
It's the most liberating thing in the world.
- Drew Barrymore

There are two things in life that I really wanted to do:
be an actress,
and to be in skin care, and I've gotten to do both of them.
- Victoria Principal

I don't think that bravery is about skin.
Bravery is about a willingness to show emotional need.
- Richard Gere

I have this very strange sensitive skin.
If I put anything on it but this one product,
it erupts into a rash.
- Rebecca De Mornay

Litigant.
A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.
- Ambrose Bierce

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin.
That, or a kick-ass red lipstick.
- Gwyneth Paltrow

Carving is easy, you just go down to the skin and stop.
- Michelangelo

I use products from my dermatologist but the best things
you can do for your skin,
are not smoke always use sunscreen and drink a lot of water.
- Sela Ward

I have sung for Americans of every political persuasion,
and I am proud that I never refuse to sing to an audience,
no matter what religion or color of their skin,
or situation in life.
- Pete Seeger

Anyway, what makes people look youthful is the quality
of their skin and I don't think you can change that.
- Nigella Lawson

I feel like I want to crawl out of my skin,
especially when people start questioning me.
- Skeet Ulrich

Civilization is the lamb's skin in which barbarism masquerades.
- Thomas Bailey Aldrich

And although our bodies are bounded with skin,
and we can differentiate between outside and inside,
they cannot exist except in a certain kind of natural environment.
- Alan Watts

Being happy in your skin that's what it's all about.
- Koo Stark

There are no black conservatives.
Oh, there are neoconservatives with black skin,
but they lack any claim to blackness other than the biological.
They have forgotten their roots.
- Stephen Carter

The night is a skin pulled over the head of day that
the day may be in torment.
- Djuna Barnes


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