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The simplest questions are the most profound.
Where were you born?
Where is your home?
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
Think about these once in a while
and watch your answers change.
- Richard Bach

Being wakeful in each and every moment of your life is meditation.
The simplest definition of meditation is:
when seeing, just see; when hearing, just hear.
- Josh Baran

It all comes to this:
the simplest way to be happy is to do good.
- Helen Keller

God always takes the simplest way.
- Albert Einstein


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All other things being equal,
the simplest explanation is the most likely.
- a statement of Occam's Razor

"Think simple" as my old master used to say -
meaning reduce the whole of its parts
into the simplest terms,
getting back to first principles.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Simple living is the way to happy living.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

You can always do one thing less than you think you can.
- Anonymous

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
- Oscar Wilde

For every complex problem,
there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
- H.L. Mencken

He is richest who is content with the least,
for content is the wealth of nature.
- Socrates

The simple life is everything Vogue isn't.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.
- Lao Tzu

The essence of life is not in
the great victories and grand failures,
but in the simple joys.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

All the great things are simple,
and many can be expressed in a single word:
freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
- Winston Churchill

It is neither wealth nor splendor;
but tranquility and occupation which give you happiness.
- Thomas Jefferson

The simplification of life is one of the steps to inner peace.
A persistent simplification will create an inner and outer well-being
that places harmony in one's life.
- Peace Pilgrim

It is always the simple that produces the marvelous.
- Amelia Barr

Life is really simple,
but we insist on making it complicated.
- Confucius

Most of the fundamental ideas of science
are essentially simple,
and may, as a rule, be expressed
in a language comprehensible to everyone.
- Albert Einstein

The man who is awakened, lives in such a way
that he leaves no footprints.
- Osho quoting The Buddha

Your children need your presence
more than your presents.
- Jesse Jackson

The sculptor produces the beautiful statue
by chipping away such parts of the marble block as are not needed -
it is a process of elimination.
- Elbert Hubbard

To fall in love is awfully simple,
but to fall out of love is simply awful.
- Bess Myerson

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste
that they hurry past it.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Far from idleness being the root of all evil,
it is rather the only true good.
- Soren Kierkegaard

I believe that a simple and unassuming manner of life
is best for everyone, best both for the body and the mind.
- Albert Einstein

We hardly ever realize that we can
cut anything out of our lives,
anytime, in the blink of an eye.
- Carlos Castaneda

Wealth consists not in having great possessions,
but in having few wants.
- Epictetus

We never repent of having eaten too little.
- Thomas Jefferson

Naturally, the common people don't want war ...
but after all it is the leaders of a country who determine the policy,
and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along,
whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship,
or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship.
Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought
to the bidding of the leaders.
That is easy. All you have to do is tell them
they are being attacked,
and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism
and exposing the country to danger.
It works the same in every country.
- Hermann Goering

Life only appears complicated when one is worrying.
Relax, and life becomes simple again.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin;
what else does a man need to be happy?
- Albert Einstein

Moving on is simple, it's what you leave behind
that makes it so difficult.
- Anonymous

Nothing is enough for the man to whom enough is too little.
- Epicurus

Whoever does not regard what he has
as most ample wealth, is unhappy,
though he be master of the world.
- Epictetus

Wealth is the ability to fully experience life.
- Henry David Thoreau

The greatest wealth is to live content with little.
- Plato

We can never get enough of what we don't really need.
- Matthew Kelly

As every divided kingdom falls,
so every mind divided between
many studies confounds and saps itself.
- Leonardo da Vinci

The invariable mark of wisdom is to
see the miraculous in the common.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple:
you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities
but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
- Quentin Crisp

The key to happiness is not to have what you want
but to want what you have.
- Anonymous

He who can give thanks for little
will always find he has enough.
- Anonymous

Ask yourself to slow down.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.
- Albert Einstein

We never NEED anything; we never NEED to do something.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is pretty simple:
You do some stuff.
Most fails. Some works.
You do more of what works.
- Leonardo da Vinci

If thou wilt make a man happy,
add not unto his riches but take away from his desires.
- Epicurus

What is happiness except the simple harmony
between a man and the life he leads?
- Albert Camus

The more you expect, the more you get disappointed in life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If one oversteps the bounds of moderation,
the greatest pleasures cease to please.
- Epictetus

Most of the luxuries, and many of the so-called comforts of life
are not only not indispensable,
but positive hindrances to the elevation of mankind.
- Henry David Thoreau

God is a metaphor for that which transcends
all levels of intellectual thought.
It's as simple as that.
- Joseph Campbell

Our pleasures were simple - they included survival.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Are creeds such simple things like the clothes
which a man can change at will - and put on at will?
Creeds are such for which people live for ages and ages.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The sage does not hoard.
The more he helps others, the more he benefits himself,
Having bestowed all he has on others, he has yet more;
having given all he has to others, he is richer still.
- Lao Tzu

Everything deep is also simple
and can be reproduced simply
as long as its reference
to the whole truth is maintained.
But what matters is not what is witty
but what is true.
- Albert Schweitzer

This day boldness is manifested in a simple grace: gratitude.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

And now here is my secret, a very simple secret:
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly;
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

You just have to have a simple faith.
- Jimmy Carter

Success has a simple formula:
do your best, and people may like it.
- Sam Ewing

I claim to be a simple individual liable
to err like any other fellow mortal.
I own, however, that I have humility enough
to confess my errors and to retrace my steps.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler.
- Albert Einstein

Know that the essence of life is not
in the great victories and grand failures,
but in the simple joys.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When the solution is simple, God is answering.
- Albert Einstein

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
- Albert Einstein

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
- Albert Einstein

The moment you become miserly you are closed
to the basic phenomenon of life: expansion, sharing.
The moment you start clinging to things,
you have missed the target.
Because things are not the target,
you, your innermost being, is the target -
not a beautiful house, but a beautiful you;
not much money, but a rich you;
not many things, but an open being,
available to millions of things.
- Osho

Maybe life isn't really as complicated
as we make it out to be.
Perhaps a simple child-like attitude would create
a less stressful and happier life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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