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Funny Settle Quotes
Funny Quotes about Settle

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If I had known what it would be like to have it all -
I might have been willing to settle for less.
- Lily Tomlin

You get what you settle for.
- the character Louise in the movie Thelma and Louise

Make sure you never, never argue at night.
You just lose a good night's sleep,
and you can't settle anything until morning anyway.
- Rose Kennedy

Unconditional war can no longer lead to unconditional victory.
It can no longer serve to settle disputes...
can no longer be of concern to great powers alone.
- John F. Kennedy


 

Once you say you're going to settle for second,
that's what happens to you in life.
- John F. Kennedy

The minute you settle for less than you deserve,
you get even less than you settled for.
- Maureen Dowd

You don't have to be a rock star - if you don't like the situation you're in,
you don't have to settle for it.
- Macy Gray


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It is better to debate a question without settling
it than to settle a question without debating it.
- Joseph Joubert

Don't settle for style.
Succeed in substance.
- Wynton Marsalis

If you are not willing to risk the unusual,
you will have to settle for the ordinary.
- Jim Rohn

In my opinion, if we have not achieved peace,
it is because people forget its most fundamental aspect.
Before we talk about peace among nations,
we must settle our peace with God.
- Sun Myung Moon

Men are never so likely to settle a question rightly
as when they discuss it freely.
- Thomas Babington

Hire people who are better than you are,
then leave them to get on with it.
Look for people who will aim for the remarkable,
who will not settle for the routine.
- David Ogilvy

When I was a teenager, I began to settle into school
because I'd discovered the extracurricular activities that interested me:
music and theater.
- Morgan Freeman

Where we're not wrong or where the cost of settling
is so much that it is totally disproportionate to the
harm or the error that we made,
we're not going to settle.
- Lee Scott

Yet I wanted to have children, and I knew that was my purpose,
but I wasn't going to settle.
- Boris Kodjoe

Be curious, learn and read as much as you can about food.
Don't worry about making money.
Focus on learning at various venues before you settle
down for a steady position.
- Rocco DiSpirito

In youth, we get plenty of exercise through games and running around,
but as middle life approaches, we settle down,
literally and figuratively.
- Gene Tunney

I'm just deeply disappointed that once again we may
have to settle for the lesser of two evils.
- Howard Dean

There is no more unfortunate creature under the sun
than a fetishist who yearns for a woman's shoe and
has to settle for the whole woman.
- Karl Kraus

Every day, people settle for less than they deserve.
They are only partially living or at best living a partial life.
Every human being has the potential for greatness.
- Bo Bennett

I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that
we settle down and do every night.
- John Mayer

Take your victories, whatever they may be,
cherish them, use them, but don't settle for them.
- Mia Hamm

Where we have been incorrect in what we have done,
then I think we have an obligation to settle.
- Lee Scott

I think at some stage, I would love to have another child.
I would love to settle into a relationship that was really important to me.
I actually am not good at the balance at that.
- Nicole Kidman

Who is ready to settle for five minutes when three hours does nicely?
- Jackie Collins

It is absolutely impossible to settle the debts to pensioners,
teachers, and others.
The country hasn't got enough money to do so.
- Eduard Shevardnadze

If you make a treaty first with the United States and
settle the matter of the opium trade,
England cannot change this, though she should desire to do so.
- Townsend Harris

In a completely rational society, the best of us would
be teachers and the rest of us would have to settle for something else.
- Lee Iacocca

Americans wanted to settle all our difficulties with
Russia and then go to the movies and drink Coke.
- W. Averell Harriman

Texas is OK if you want to settle down and do your own thing quietly,
but it's not for outrageous people, and I was always outrageous.
- Janis Joplin

Whether you're on TV or on the stage,
you have to work hard to stay fresh,
real,
and full of energy.
You can't settle back.
You always have to stay on your toes.
- Blythe Danner

The Jews and the Arabs should settle their dispute
in the true spirit of Christian charity.
- Alexander Wiley

No time to marry, no time to settle down;
I'm a young woman,
and I ain't done runnin' around.
- Bessie Smith

Gandhi has asked that the British Government should
walk out of India and leave the Indian people to settle
differences among themselves,
even if it means chaos and confusion.
- Stafford Cripps

As to my Title, I know not yet whether it will be honourable or dishonourable,
the issue of the War must Settle it.
Perhaps our Congress will be Exalted on a high Gallows.
- Abraham Clark

He explained how ridiculous the clowning was,
and there and then I decided to settle down and play seriously.
- Mary Lou Williams

It may not be possible to get rare roast beef but if
you're willing to settle for well done,
ask them to hold the sweetened library paste that passes for gravy.
- Marian Burros

You can't keep changing men, so you settle for changing your lipstick.
- Heather Locklear

We are at last on the high lands of Mexico,
the districts which at least three different races
have chosen to settle in,
neglecting the fertile country below.
- Edward Burnett Tylor

The biggest human temptation is to settle for too little.
- Thomas Merton

I have two ideas for novels at the moment,
neither of them all that conventional,
but I'm not ready to choose between them yet,
let alone settle down to the process of writing.
- Jonathan Coe

Mum used to hide love letters from my boyfriends and put me down.
Now I understand that she was a Polish immigrant forced to settle in Chicago.
She was jealous of the freedom life gave me.
- Ruby Wax

But with exquisite breathing you smile,
with satisfaction of love, And I touch you again as
you tick in the silence and settle in sleep.
- Karl Shapiro

I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.
- Ian Rush

He never wants anything but what's right and fair;
only when you come to settle what's right and fair,
it's everything that he wants and nothing that you want.
- Thomas Hughes

I feel that I've grown up a little bit and I'm actually ready to settle down.
- Peter Steele

After World War II society had to settle back for a
moment before it picked up the 20th century.
- Stella Blum

There definitely is that element of guys who like to
party and have a good time and...
putting off for as long as possible the idea that they'll
actually have to settle down.
- Luke Wilson

Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly
if he doesn't surround himself with idea people.
Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity -
or you burn yourself out.
- Hank Ketcham

This haunting idea of becoming a celebrity doesn't
settle well with me at all.
- Vincent D'Onofrio

Apparently it'll all settle down and they'll forget about it soon.
- Dominic West

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower.
- Bruce Feirstein

The project to settle Palestinians here will be never
be approved during my tenure regardless of the price.
- Emile Lahoud

The external world is committed to helping Georgia settle its problems.
- Eduard Shevardnadze

It's hard for anybody who's been with me not to feel
starved for affection when I'm making love to my ideas.
Maybe it's not meant for me to settle down and be married.
- Jim Carrey

Class action lawsuits are an important part of our legal system.
All citizens should have the right to band together
and settle grievances with bigger companies,
but that system is broken and it needs fixing.
- Thomas Carper

Since the season ended, I've let things settle down,
and I have to talk to the coaching staff and management.
I really don't want to turn this into a big drama.
So I plan on making a definite decision relatively quickly.
- Steve Yzerman

I'm trying to let winning the world championships settle
in right now before I begin training again shortly.
During the skating season, we skate on average 20 kilometres a day.
On top of that, we're riding a lot and lifting a lot of weights.
- Clara Hughes

People should watch out for three things:
avoid a major addiction,
don't get so deeply into debt that it controls your life,
and don't start a family before you're ready to settle down.
- James Taylor

The People in this Town began to inquire my Business,
and because I did not readily inform them,
they began to suspect me, and said, that I was come
to settle the Indian's Land and they knew I should
never go Home again Safe.
- Christopher Gist

I like to help women help themselves,
as that is, in my opinion, the best way to settle the woman question.
Whatever we can do and do well we have a right to,
and I don't think any one will deny us.
- Louisa May Alcott

King of England, and you, duke of Bedford,
who call yourself regent of the kingdom of France...
settle your debt to the king of Heaven;
return to the Maiden,
who is envoy of the king of Heaven, the keys to all
the good towns you took and violated in France.
- Joan of Arc

The shock of any trauma, I think changes your life.
It's more acute in the beginning and after a little
time you settle back to what you were.
However it leaves an indelible mark on your psyche.
- Alex Lifeson

They call me corrupt, frivolous.
I am not at all privileged.
Maybe the only privileged thing is my face.
And corrupt? God!
I would not look like this if I am corrupt.
Some ugliness would settle down on my system.
- Imelda Marcos

Before I was a year old I walked and talked and I was even potty trained.
When I started going to school I think I got on everyone's
nerves because I used to ask adult questions rather
than settle for the stuff usually fed to kids.
- Sharon Stone

These things don't just come, arrive and settle like
a bird picking up a few bits of crumbs.
They develop.
I think the best word for these things is develop.
They develop because of the human beings who just happen to be there at the time.
- Patrick Macnee

Having had that experience...
I think, what modern culture wants to see is the relationship with the woman.
I don't think you can tell a story on film nowadays
where the woman simply is there for the man when he decides to settle down.
- Tom Selleck

It's going to be used in the last days to get people to come against Christ,
and that's the issue: they come against the Lord Jesus Christ.
And in this new book, we show Christ coming to settle that big issue.
- Tim LaHaye

I was pretty dead set against ever writing an academic novel.
It's always been my view that there are already more
than enough academic novels and that most of them aren't any good.
Most of them are self-conscious and bitter,
the work of people who want to settle grudges.
- Richard Russo

I don't really have special rituals,
but I don't try to write fiction unless I have a minimum of a few hours.
For me, it takes a while to settle into a mode where I'm truly concentrating.
- Curtis Sittenfeld


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