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Funny Serious Quotes
Funny Quotes about Serious

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Serious illness doesn't bother me for long
because I am too inhospitable a host.
- Albert Schweitzer

This is serious, get out your magic wand.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is serious, get out your magic wand.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A joke is a very serious thing.
- Winston Churchill


 

Life is serious? Why?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Who made the rule that life has to be so serious?
One would think that "life is serious" had been engraved
upon stone tablets to judge from how most lives are lived.
Get a life, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat - dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The concept of two people living together for 25 years
without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit
only to be admired in sheep.
- A. P. Herbert


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I've been to war, and it's not easy to kill.
It's bloody and messy and totally horrifying,
and the consequences are serious.
- Oliver Stone

Feels good to try, but playing a father,
I'm getting a little older.
I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
- Adam Sandler

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware.
- Alan Kay

People make a big fuss over you when you're President.
But I'm very serious about doing everything I can
to make sure that it doesn't go to my head.
- Jimmy Carter

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
- Brendan Gill

The moment you start seeing life
as non-serious, a playfulness,
all the burden on your heart disappears.
All the fear of death, of life,
of love - everything disappears.
- Osho

To beat the market you'll have to invest serious bucks
to dig up information no one else has yet.
- Merton Miller

It is difficult to discern a serious threat to religious
liberty from a room of silent,
thoughtful schoolchildren.
- Sandra Day O'Connor

Humor is a serious thing.
I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources,
which must be preserved at all cost.
- James Thurber

A pregnant woman facing the most dire circumstances
must be able to count on her doctor to do what is medically
necessary to protect her from serious physical harm.
- Barbara Mikulski

The one serious conviction that a man should have
is that nothing should be taken too seriously.
- Nicholas Murray Butler

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- Peter Ustinov

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
- Charles de Gaulle

Politics is a profession; a serious, complicated and,
in its true sense, a noble one.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Fear of serious injury alone cannot justify oppression
of free speech and assembly.
Men feared witches and burnt women.
It is the function of speech to free men from the bondage of irrational fears.
- Louis D. Brandeis

In most communities it is illegal
to cry "fire" in a crowded assembly.
Should it not be considered serious international misconduct
to manufacture a general war scare
in an effort to achieve local political aims?
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Movies are a complicated collision of literature,
theatre, music and all the visual arts.
- Yahoo Serious

Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play.
It is bound up with hatred, jealousy,
boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence.
In other words, it is war minus the shooting.
- George Orwell

Life is just a bowl of cherries, dont take it serious,
its mysterious.
Life is just a bowl of cherries, so live and laugh and laugh at love,
love a laugh, laugh and love.
- Bob Fosse

I'm super serious about that stuff.
I mean, it's rare that I sit down at a drum set when I'm not touring,
because we tour so much.
- Travis Barker

I do a lot of serious stuff, but I'm not a very serious guy.
- Bruce Greenwood

If we refuse to accept as inevitable the irresponsibility
and educational unconcern of the adolescent culture,
then this poses a serious challenge.
- James S. Coleman

If men are wont to play with swearing anywhere,
can we expect they should be serious and strict therein
at the bar or in the church.
- Isaac Barrow

No serious-minded man should have time for the mediocre
in any phase of his living.
- James Cash Penney

Americans seem sometimes to believe that if you are
a thinker you must be a frowning bore,
because thinking is so damn serious.
- Jacques Maritain

But now sustainability is such a political category
that it's getting more and more difficult to think
about it in a serious way.
Sustainability has become an ornament.
- Rem Koolhaas

In the process of telling the truth about what you feel or what you see,
each of us has to get in touch with himself or herself in a really deep,
serious way.
- June Jordan

The search after the great men is the dream of youth,
and the most serious occupation of manhood.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Really to sin you have to be serious about it.
- Henrik Ibsen

I suppose that Heartland, Unknown Soldier and Pride
and Joy represent not a quieter side but more of a serious side to my work,
something I've been getting into recently.
- Garth Ennis

Power when wielded by abnormal energy is the most serious of facts.
- Henry B. Adams

The falsification of scientific data or analysis is always a serious matter.
- Ed Markey

Men love war because it allows them to look serious.
Because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them.
- John Fowles

If anyone would have been paying serious attention to my puppet shows,
I would have been sent to therapy very young.
- Bob Balaban

Bill Evans is a real serious jazz pianist who,
in my book, crossed over boundaries in terms of color.
He used the piano as his canvas.
- Roberta Flack

Serious poetry deals with the fundamental conflicts
that cannot be logically resolved:
we can state the conflicts rationally,
but reason does not relieve us of them.
- Allen Tate

It takes application, a fine sense of value,
and a powerful community-spirit for a people to have serious leisure,
and this has not been the genius of the Americans.
- Paul Goodman

Rock became an incredible commercial success,
people just became bored with serious music,
and it was forgotten.
- Henry Flynt

I think what we've learned is that the terrorist threat is serious,
but it shifts.
You cannot make a single person the sole focus of your counterterrorism.
- Paul Bremer

In this present culture, we need to find the means
to work and live together with less aggression if we
are to resolve the serious problems that afflict and impede us.
- Margaret J. Wheatley

I have now taken a serious task upon myself and I fear
a greater one that is in the power of any man to perform
in the given time-but it is too late to go back.
- Eli Whitney

Play is the work of children.
It's very serious stuff.
- Bob Keeshan

Now, everybody, I suppose, is aware that in recent
years the silly business of divination by dreams has
ceased to be a joke and has become a very serious science.
- Arthur Machen

To be deeply committed to negotiations,
to be opposed to a particular war or military action,
is not only considered unpatriotic, it also casts serious doubt on one's manhood.
- Myriam Miedzian

Priest organizations around the country,
both local and national, should realize that their
membership has a serious image problem and undertake programs to improve it.
- Andrew Greeley

War is too serious a matter to leave to soldiers.
- William Tecumseh Sherman

Commitment is the enemy of resistance,
for it is the serious promise to press on,
to get up, no matter how many times you are knocked down.
- David McNally

However, when Java is promoted as the sole programming language,
its flaws and limitations become serious.
- Bjarne Stroustrup

There is a serious, immediate and extraordinarily grave
threat to the continued existence of this country.
- James Forrestal

The essence of a tragedy, or even of a serious play,
is the spiritual awakening, or regeneration,
of the hero.
- Maxwell Anderson

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,'
I beg you to slap me.
- Johnny Depp

I began as a boy with artistic talent...
as a visual artist...
I thought that was what I'd become and in my late teens
drifted into reading serious literature.
- Russell Banks

You're playing serious music, and you want to be taken seriously.
When they get my age wrong on the program,
I wish they'd make me older.
- Leila Josefowicz

My reaction to a lot of the current situation that
we're in is based in part on a serious concern that
the present administration's course ignores reality.
- Vinton Cerf

It's been very hard for the guitar as a serious synthesizer
to compete with keyboards.
- Andy Summers

I made the choice long ago to write about real life.
And life is both serious and funny.
- Paula Danziger

He only seems to me to live, and to make proper use of life,
who sets himself some serious work to do,
and seeks the credit of a task well and skillfully performed.
- Sallust

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
- Don Herold

I never played much golf as a kid.
I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.
- Lee Trevino

I'm a businesswoman who's serious about her money.
I want an empire.
- Toni Braxton

My first serious project was photographing badgers -
very,
very difficult as they are shy and nocturnal.
- Nigel Dennis

Serious sport is war minus the shooting.
- George Orwell

War is too serious a matter to entrust to military men.
- Georges Clemenceau

The city has become a serious menace to our civilization...
It has a peculiar attraction for the immigrant.
- Josiah Strong


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