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Life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute -
only the last couple seconds are fatal,
but most people are scared to death the whole way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Frankly, I'm too scared to ask about the frog.
- the movie Tangled (2010)

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things
that I'm longing to say.
Scared to confess what I'm feeling -
frightened you'll slip away.
- the movie Evita

The clock talked loud.
I threw it away, it scared me what it talked.
- Tillie Olsen


 

When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there.
- Anonymous

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do.
There can be no courage unless you're scared.
- Eddie Rickenbacker

Courage is the art of being the only one
who knows you're scared to death.
- Earl Wilson


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Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.
- John Wayne

I would rather try to persuade a man to go along,
because once I have persuaded him, he will stick.
If I scare him, he will stay just as long
as he is scared, and then he is gone.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Why are you scared to dream of god when it's salvation that you want?
- Conor Oberst

I know that if I wasn't scared, something's wrong,
because the thrill is what's scary.
- Richard Pryor

I am scared easily, here is a list of my adrenaline -
production: 1: small children,
2: policemen, 3: high places, 4: that my next movie
will not be as good as the last one.
- Alfred Hitchcock

I like all these little animals that run and eat and hide all the time.
I like their faces, They seem to be scared and curious at the same time.
- Catherine Deneuve

I'm not scared of very much.
I've been hit by lightning and been in the Marine Corps for four years.
- Lee Trevino

I think in every country that there is at least one
executive who is scared of going crazy.
- Joseph Heller

Fear was absolutely necessary.
Without it, I would have been scared to death.
- Floyd Patterson

I am very scared of being outside my home for long periods of time.
- Daniel Johns

I mean, they censor your work when they're scared of it.
- Kathy Acker

People are scared to death of dying.
I am the opposite.
- Taylor Caldwell

Crime is only the worst example, but it is a paradigm
for other Labour policy disasters.
No one tells the voters that crime is falling:
let them stay scared senseless.
- Polly Toynbee

Every day I run scared.
That's the only way I can stay ahead.
- John H. Johnson

I am afraid of death, scared by it.
I already don't know whether I exist or not.
So dying really terrifies me.
- Stephen Rea

I'm excited about being an owner, it's got my competitive juices going.
I'm scared, but excited as well.
- Roger Staubach

That's what it means to be a veteran;
to be scared all the time.
- Gil Doud

I've arrived at the place if I'm not taking a career risk,
I'm not happy.
If I'm scared, then I know I'm being challenged.
- Jim Carrey

I get scared to death when I see people who say they've found Jesus Christ,
and they're out there, and I wonder,
who's teaching them? Who's mentoring them?
- Willie Aames

I think today women are very scared to celebrate themselves,
because then they just get labeled.
- Charlize Theron

I knew from day one, the truth would prevail,
but I was so scared I didn't know what to do.
- Susan Smith

When I like someone a lot, I get scared that I'll let them down.
My fear of sucking is worst when I feel like someone thinks I'm good.
- Casey Affleck

The success of Torn was a bit too much for me.
I took a year off and was still scared to start the second album.
- Natalie Imbruglia

I used to be scared of uncertainty; now I get a high out of it.
- Jensen Ackles

I enjoyed doing Lipstick, but it scared me.
I was very nervous.
I couldn't wait for it to be over.
It was very real, and I was just a kid.
- Mariel Hemingway

The next time you see an outside day with a down close
lower than the previous day,
don't get scared, get ready to buy!
- Larry Williams

People are scared to death and they're looking for
something beyond themselves.
- Jerry B. Jenkins

I've stood up to producers before, and even a director.
I saw them being abusive.
A lot of people on the set are scared to say stuff
when they're not being treated right.
- Natalie Portman

In this business, by the time you realize you're in trouble,
it's too late to save yourself.
Unless you're running scared all the time,
you're gone.
- Bill Gates

I wanted to choose somewhere public,
because I was scared of the KGB.
- Mathias Rust

I've never been scared of contact.
Now I get to bring it, that's what I love to do,
so I'm going to bring it.
- Reggie Lewis

It's as much fun to scare as to be scared.
- Vincent Price

Old age has got to start creeping up on me one day soon,
and frankly I'm very scared.
I don't want to be old.
I've always felt so young.
And I want to stay that way.
- David Niven

I'm very happy.
I was little scared because it's such a big bite.
- Jessi Colter

It's so bizarre, I'm not scared of snakes or spiders.
But I'm scared of butterflies.
There is something eerie about them.
Something weird!
- Nicole Kidman

My mom was a Democrat and I was scared to death that she was gonna blow it.
First I was going to hell with Monroe,
and now to Republican hell with Nixon.
- Tommy Rettig

I think I definitely got scared by the second or third
time a doctor told me I was dying.
- Daniel Johns

My mother's five-foot-two, and I'll be honest with you -
she's the only person I'm scared of.
- Kiefer Sutherland

When I was I younger I didn't want to be gay.
Not because I was scared of the sexual thing;
I didn't want to be a clone.
Now this was in the late '70s.
- Neil Tennant

I mean, what are they scared of? Who's going to vote
for anyone from the Communist Party,
for God's sake?
- Tim Robbins

It's like why people read scary books or go see scary movies.
Because it creates a distance.
They're scared, but they're not going to get hurt.
- Vincent D'Onofrio

For a child actor, it's a matter of listening,
reacting, and being able to put yourself in a new place without being scared.
- Jena Malone

People love to be scared.
I guess it's a primal deal.
- Timothy Olyphant

I'm watching the Weather Channel more than I've ever watched it.
I'm scared to death it's going to rain.
- John Elway

Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you
should be scared to live.
- Brian Celio

I was scared to do anything in the studio because it felt so claustrophobic.
I wanted to be somewhere where things could happen
and the subject wasn't just looking back at you.
- Annie Leibovitz

I never really thought about being an actress or being anything like that.
I was always a bit scared as well because of the thing
about models becoming an actress and all that.
- Gisele Bundchen

It doesn't matter if you have a desperate heart when
you have to sing about joy;
it doesn't matter if you're scared to death when the lights go on.
- Mireille Mathieu

I like being scared every now and then,
I like the suspense and the thrills.
Nothing like taking a girlfriend to a movie and holding
her hand while she jumps.
- Scott Foley

I was kind of scared of failing at acting.
- James Franco

I don't see the risk, I enjoy performing stunts,
and I don't get scared.
- Ajay Devgan

Life is for the living.
I was a little scared before surgery 'cause of the
release you sign that says there's always a very small
percent chance that you'll die during the operation.
- Billy West

Drugs scared me.
- Larry David

College on for sure...
I'm scared to say it cause it sounds like a family movie,
but if my kid was 7, 8, 9 I would take her to this quickly and gladly!
- Rob Morrow

I saw Redeye, and I love being scared and on the edge of my seat.
- Maria Menounos

I am scared of becoming a mother.
- Liv Tyler

I think my comparison with Shane would be a loner.
I always got the impression that she wasn't scared to be alone.
She enjoys it.
I can relate to that.
- Katherine Moennig

It's hard to be scared when there are 80 people around you.
- Clea Duvall

A lot of people don't want to make their own decisions.
They're too scared.
It's much easier to be told what to do.
- Marilyn Manson

I'm terrible at horror movies, by the way.
I get scared so easily.
- Oliver Stone

The way companies hang on to their marketshare is by being scared.
- Trip Hawkins

I just love jumping into someone else's life.
It is a relatively cheap way to experience things you
would be too scared to contemplate in your own life.
- Dougray Scott

People who sleep around to get roles are frail and
scared and most likely without talent.
It's their own little horror show that only they can deal with.
- Bruce Campbell

There are some who are scared by unity and by building
a country on the basis of ideas.
- Paul Kagame


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