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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath
toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Joan Rivers

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend -
and he's a priest.
- Erma Bombeck

When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome.
Then, of course, you spoke.
- the movie As Good As It Gets (1997)

I slept and dreamt that life was joy.
I awoke and saw that life was service.
I acted and behold, service was joy.
- Rabindranath Tagore


 

Mommy smoked but she didn't want us to.
She saw smoke coming out of the barn one time,
so we got whipped.
- Loretta Lynn

And as he spoke of understanding,
I looked up and saw the rainbow leap
with flames of many colors over me.
- Black Elk

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.
- Mary Roberts Rinehart


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I came, I saw, I conquered.
- Julius Caesar

I was obsessed with romance.
When I was in high school, I saw 'Doctor Zhivago' every
day from the day it opened until the day it left the theater.
- John Hughes

Take time to sharpen the saw.
- Steven Covey

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball,
most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
- Charles Barkley

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat,
and the dog was walking.
- Mickey Rivers

My love of fine art increased - the more of it I saw,
the more of it I wanted to see.
- Paul Getty

I grew up not liking my father very much.
I never saw him cry.
But he must have.
Everybody cries.
- Charley Pride

I never saw a discontented tree.
They grip the ground as though they liked it,
and though fast rooted, they travel about as far as we do.
- John Muir

I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.
- Michelangelo

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.
- Bernard Baruch

When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew.
- commonly but falsely attributed to William Shakespeare

One day Alice came to a fork in the road
and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree.
"Which road do I take?" she asked.
His responses was a question: "Where do you want to go?"
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
- Lewis Carroll

Your purpose is to make your audience see what you saw,
hear what you heard, feel what you felt.
Relevant detail, couched in concrete,
colorful language, is the best way
to recreate the incident as it happened
and to picture it for the audience.
- Dale Carnegie

In my view, far from deserving condemnation for their courageous reporting,
the New York Times, the Washington Post and other newspapers
should be commended for serving the purpose that the
Founding Fathers saw so clearly.
- Hugo Black

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw.
All I am I owe to my mother.
I attribute all my success in life to the moral,
intellectual and physical education I received from her.
- George Washington

I came, I saw, God conquered.
- Charles V

I saw a limit to what I was giving as kind of a scam
I was running on the KGB,
by giving them people that I knew were their double agents fed to us.
- Aldrich Ames

I painted the picture, and in the colors the rhythm of the music quivers.
I painted the colors I saw.
- Edvard Munch

I saw Redeye, and I love being scared and on the edge of my seat.
- Maria Menounos

I saw the dead without really seeing them.
- Ernst Toller

I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her,
and 14 days later we were married.
- James Garner

I like the Stooges.
You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered
late was Jerry Lewis in 'The Nutty Professor'.
I really liked that.
- Mike Judge

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
- Steven Wright

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions -
the curtain was up.
- Groucho Marx

Initially, I wanted to be an ice skater,
but then when I was 13 I saw Bye Bye Birdie,
and that was it - I wanted to be on Broadway.
- Liza Minelli

I looked into that empty bottle and I saw myself.
- Grace Metalious

I saw a great many men die afterwards,
some suffering horribly, but I do not recall any death
that affected me quite so much as that of this first victim in my platoon.
- Fritz Kreisler

I saw John Garfield smoke.
He was my idol, so I smoked.
I even smoked like him.
- Jack Klugman

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's
lane holding his own hand.
- Fred Allen

So that I saw music as a way of documenting realities
from the urban cities of Latin America.
- Ruben Blades

I saw Suicide in '74 and it was pretty horrifying.
- Robert Quine

I've been so good in so many movies that nobody saw.
- Joe Pantoliano

I never really saw myself as writing science fiction anyway.
- Nigel Kneale

People didn't wasn't the People's party to come in to power again,
so they saw NS a viable alternative not us,
because everyone knew we were not ready.
- Imran Khan

If you're offered something, you're not really sure
exactly what is that they saw in you that they think
is the character so it's a little scary,
I feel.
- Julie Benz

Crazy Horse saw history as integrated in the present,
incorporated into daily life.
- Stephen Ambrose

I saw a photograph of a wedding conducted by Reverend
Moon of the Unification Church.
I wanted to understand this event, and the only way
to understand it was to write about it.
- Don DeLillo

I learned from Mr. Wrigley, early in my career, that
loyalty wins and it creates friendships.
I saw it work for him in his business.
- Ernie Banks

I saw that the war could not be prevented.
The time had passed.
- Chief Joseph

The trouble with that movie is that you had to see
Chinatown the day before you saw The Two Jakes.
- Eli Wallach

I always saw being in a band a full time job.
- Holly Johnson

No no there wasn't any planned 14th season,
we all saw the writing on the wall.
The ratings had been going down and so fourth,
that curve goes on every show and in everybody's life.
- Larry Hagman

The fourth major league game I ever saw in person,
I was in uniform.
- Ryne Sandberg

We really love all sports, but we don't think in the long term.
The reason we did Kingpin was because there was a script
we really liked and we saw the possibilities.
- Peter Farrelly

For the Russian masses, the proletarians,
knew for certain, and already saw during the war,
and in part before their very eyes, that the peasants
would soon be on their side.
- Herman Gorter

I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself.
A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without
ever having felt sorry for itself.
- David Herbert Lawrence

THIS is the most joyful day that ever I saw in my pilgrimage on earth.
- Donald Cargill

When I saw Virginia Woolf, somewhere between the first and second acts,
someone I had known as my mother became somebody else.
- Kiefer Sutherland

We turned the switch, saw the flashes,
watched for ten minutes, then switched everything off and went home.
That night I knew the world was headed for sorrow.
- Leo Szilard

When I saw all of the people I have known all these years,
when we got together, it was scary because B.B King
and I lived in the same place in Nevada.
- Ruth Brown

When I saw The Player, I came out with knots in my
stomach because it was so true to my experience.
- Douglas Wood

After I saw the first thing I ever did,
I got a migraine.
- Claire Forlani

When I was younger and studying acting,
I never ever saw myself in the sitcom world;
it was drama that really turned me on and still does.
- Matt LeBlanc

People realize that Salieri is not the man we saw in the Amadeus movie.
That man had no talent.
It was a great movie, but the Salieri character was a big fiction.
- Cecilia Bartoli

We saw when those World Trade towers came down what
these terrorists will do.
- Paul Cellucci

You never saw a very busy person who was unhappy.
- Dorothy Dix

I first saw the light in the city of Boston in the year 1857.
- Edward Bellamy

What I didn't know that by sticking to craft we would
blow open some doors that I never saw opened before.
- James Lipton

I saw some war heroes...
John Kerry is not a war hero.
He couldn't tie the shoes of some of the people in Coastal Division 11.
- John O'Neill

People say New Yorkers can't get along.
Not true.
I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers,
sharing a cab.
One guy took the tires and the radio;
the other guy took the engine.
- David Letterman

I mean, every Star Trek episode you saw was just phenomenal.
- Persis Khambatta

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law.
My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No,
six should be enough.'
- Les Dawson

The first movie that I saw was Godzilla and I loved it.
- Pam Grier

I saw the Nutcracker to be a dummy as I thought of
its mouth moving like a nutcracker -
and also find them pretty scary as they almost have a life of their own.
- Matthew Bourne


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