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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
- Mark Twain
Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall 
It is sad but unfortunately true that
man learns nothing from history.
- Carl Jung
A relationship, I think, is like a shark.
You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall (1977)
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I'm awash in self-contempt!
- the Woody Allen movie Celebrity
It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
- Brigitte Bardot
A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson
Regrets are the tears of good deeds left undone
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Human salvation lies in the hands
of the creatively maladjusted.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
- Albert Einstein
Write your Sad times in Sand,
Write your Good times in Stone.
- George Bernard Shaw
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth
until the hour of separation.
- Khalil Gibran
I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson
Most men lead lives of quiet desperation
and go to the grave with the song still in them.
- Henry David Thoreau
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance,
but with somebody else.
- Mae West
Do you feel stuck?
Whether in a project, a job, a relationship,
or some other situation,
there is a time for perseverance,
and a time for letting go and moving on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
- Alexander Pope
For all sad words of tongue and pen,
The saddest are these, "It might have been.
- John Greenleaf Whittier
Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition,
is not only a waste of energy
but the worst habit you could possibly have.
- Dale Carnegie
I am a self-centered spoiled-rotten brat,
Thank you for nurturing me.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Morality is the theory that every human act
must be either right or wrong,
and that 99 % of them are wrong.
- H. L. Mencken
Speak when you are angry -
and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter
It is far better to be alone,
than to be in bad company.
- George Washington
A big part of letting go is recognizing
when it is time to stay in a situation
and when it is time to move on.
- Darren L. Johnson
A moment without joy is an eternity of sadness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden
One's first love is always perfect
until one meets one's second love.
- Elizabeth Aston
Distance cannot matter - ours is a friendship of the heart.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent
about things that matter.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
I seldom think about my limitations,
and they never make me sad.
Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times;
but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers.
- Helen Keller
You're only here for a short visit.
Don't hurry. Don't worry.
And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.
- Walter Hagen
Love does not claim possession, but gives freedom.
- Rabindranath Tagore
Success is failure recycled.
Life is death reborn.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
True love is a process of co-creation
in which neither feels ownership or superiority.
Jealousy is a highly destructive force
for love and relationships.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
When It's Darkest, Men See the Stars.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
There is nothing more depressing,
than having everything,
and still feeling sad.
- Janet Jackson
Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei
What's done is done.
- William Shakespeare
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump
Those who own much have much to fear.
- Rabindranath Tagore
Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
- Swedish Proverb
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow,
you gotta put up with the rain.
- Dolly Parton
Love means not ever having to say you're sorry.
- Erich Segal
The darkest night is often the bridge to the brightest tomorrow.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe
I leave no trace of wings in the air,
but I am glad I have had my flight.
- Rabindranath Tagore
"Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley
Life is as easy or as hard as you think it is.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
True friendship is never serene.
- Marquise de Sevigne
Those that want friends to open themselves unto
are cannibals of their own hearts.
- Francis Bacon
Seeing is not always believing.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Moving on is simple, it's what you leave behind
that makes it so difficult.
- Anonymous
No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear.
- C. S. Lewis
There was a time when a man was so convinced
that the world was round
that he was determined to prove it.
- Ernest Holmes
Man knows so much and does so little.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
Resenting someone is a way of never leaving that person.
- Kare Anderson
And you would accept the seasons of your heart
just as you have always accepted
that seasons pass over your fields
and you would watch with serenity
through the winters of your grief.
- Khalil Gibran
Though lovers be lost love shall not.
- Dylan Thomas
Collective fear stimulates herd instinct,
and tends to produce ferocity toward
those who are not regarded as members of the herd.
- Bertrand Russell
A man never knows how to say goodbye;
a woman never knows when to say it.
- Helen Rowland
We are born princes, and the civilizing process makes us frogs.
- Publilius Syrus
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies,
but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck.
If you live through it, you start looking
very carefully to the right and to the left.
- Jean Kerr
Participate joyfully in the sorrows of the world.
We cannot cure the world of sorrows,
but we can choose to live in joy.
- Joseph Campbell
Nobody, as long as he moves about
among the chaotic currents of life,
is without trouble.
- Carl Jung
Regret is an appalling waste of time.
- Katherine Mansfield
When you're drowning, you don't say,
"I would be incredibly pleased if someone
would have the foresight to notice
me drowning and come and help me,"
you just scream.
- John Lennon
I was thinking that I might fly today.
Just to disprove all the things you say...
please be careful with me, I'm sensitive,
and I'd like to stay that way.
- Jewel
Born to be wild - live to outgrow it.
- Lao Tzu
I take rejection as someone blowing a bugle in my ear
to wake me up and get going, rather than retreat.
- Sylvester Stallone
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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